Can he thrill the lake?

I'm not discussing sex with you tonight.

I haven't had a girlfriend in five years.

- Really? - Yeah.

Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for five long years.

- Is that the truth? - Yeah.

I didn't think it would be fair.

You cold?

Not really.

Feels familiar, doesn't it?

Thought you said you didn't remember.

I feel kind of selfish under here.

You are very selfish, and not just under there.

- Too bad you said that. - Why?

I was actually beginning to get turned on.

- Too bad for you. I wasn't. - You weren't?

- No. - Fine.

Stop that, will you? If you do that again...

You can't tell me what to do, okay? I can't help it.

What are you gonna do, add another felony to your list of crimes?

Go to sleep.

I can't. What's the name of this boyfriend? Tell me. I'll be nice.

You will? Okay. His name is Paul.

Sounds like a dipshit. Anyone named Paul is probably a spot welder.

Shut up. Go to sleep.

- Is that true? - What?

About five years?

- Thought you didn't want to discuss it. - I don't.

- Then shut up. - Shut up?

Yeah, I'll shut up.