字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Here to look at these kittens. But am I nervous? Yeah, I'm fucking nervous. - Like if a cat was big enough it absolutely would eat you. - I'm beyond excited to meet a kitten. - Uh, they don't bother me, I don't bother them. - Don't like cats. - I might be allergic to cats. I know that I'm allergic to cats. - So, I'm gonna go visit the incubator where the cats are hatched. - Here we go. It's so little. - You want me to take two? Two or one? - Oh my. - They're doing it. - There are three small children cats. Child cats. - Ah, I like this one. - You got anymore of these little loves of joy? - Do you need my help? I'm feeling... Feelings of... What I can only describe as maternal protection. - Reminds me of Stalone in Cliffhanger. - I feel like a mommy. I take back all the really mean things I said about cats. - Am I a changed man? Yes. - It could have been worse I imagine. I was a little skeptical at first. Well uh... You want to get down? - This is, it's pretty adorable. I don't know, I mean, I can see myself getting a little kitten like this. They're pretty cute. - I felt something. - Uh, this has been a mind changing experience for me. I really have changed my mind about cats and you should adopt one. - I'll be fine. - I feel like if you like raise them and they'll just love you forever. Look at this little guy. He's just... - This is the tool for the job. You must learn to hunt little ones. If you're ever to survive on your own. Oh!