[ people chattering ]

♪ [ piano ]

Malkovich.

Malkovich, malkovich.

Malkovich, malkovich.

Malkovich, malkovich, malkovich ?

Malkovich, malkovich. Malkovich ?

- Malkovich ! - Malkovich.

Malkovich.

Malkovich. [ laughs ] malkovich.

- Malkovich ! - ♪ malkovich, malkovich ♪

♪ malkovich, malkovich ♪ malkovich.

Malkovich. ♪ malkovich, malkovich ♪

Malkovich ! Malkovich.

♪ malkovich, malkovich ♪

Malkovich ! ♪ malkovich, malkovich ♪

♪ malkovich, malkovich ♪ malkovich !

[ grunting ]

[ yelling ]

- How was it ? - It was amazing this time.

That was no simulation ! I know. I'm sorry.

It's such an honor.

I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see !

Really ? For most people, it's a rather pleasant experience.

That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever...

For the love of god.

But, mr. Malkovich, sir, with all due respect,

I discovered that portal.

It's my livelihood. Do you understand ? It's my head, schwartz !

It's my head !

I will see you in court !

What makes you think I won't be seeing what you're seeing...

In court ?

Hey, malkovich, think fast !

[ high-pitched squeal ]

Fuck !