Well... You--

Actually-- you can be john malkovich.

That's perfect ! It's my second choice, but it's wonderful.

It's-- [ sobbing ]

I'm a fat man. I am sad and fat--

Two hundred dollars ?

Oh. Oh, uh, yes.

[ door opens, wind humming ] okay.

You gotta crawl in there.

Oh, my god.

[ panting ]

Oh.

[ wind howling ]

No, that's what I'm saying. See, I don't really need an extra bath mat.

So if I get the set, would it be possible...

If I could just get maybe three...

Extra hand towels--

Uh, if I get the set-- instead of the bathmat ?

[ woman on phone ] yes, sir. Sure, we can do that. Great.

That sounds good.

And for the color periwinkle ?

[ woman ] oh, I'm sorry. We're out of stock in periwinkle.

Do you want to back order ?

No. I'll, uh... Go with the loden.

Would you like to order anything else ?

What is the difference between the foot-pampering looped cotton rug...

And the bath mat ?

[ popping sound ]

[ laughing ]

You're my friends. Thank you.

Did you know that eskimos have not one...

But...

49 words for snow ?