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  • (gasping)

  • (upbeat music)

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh. My. God.

  • - Okay, what the (beep) are we doing?

  • - Apparently we're supposed to shove this in here.

  • And then make orange juice?

  • (banging)

  • - Aw, it's so cute and little.

  • - Why not just buy orange juice?

  • - Maybe this will be fun.

  • - Great, and now you stab this in.

  • - Oh, stab it.

  • - But it's about to pop through the bottom.

  • Oh, this is messy.

  • - You do this.

  • - Oh!

  • - It's like scraping the sides of the peel.

  • - I got nothing.

  • - I think I may have messed up.

  • - It's not easy. - I got to improvise.

  • - You're telling me Japanese children do this?

  • - This is a waste of an orange, let's be real here.

  • What we got here is a banana gun.

  • - The directions are in Japanese so--

  • - So we don't understand them.

  • - There's chocolate in this thing!

  • - Oh, damn.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, you shove the banana up in here

  • and then I'm going to give it like a prostate exam.

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Nothing weird about this.

  • - The thing is, this is straight

  • and a banana is never straight.

  • - Oh God, ow! I'm imagining the banana's a penis.

  • - Same.

  • - (mumbles)

  • (groans)

  • - It's banana spaghetti.

  • - Tastes sexual.

  • - But why?

  • (gasps)

  • - Oh. My. God.

  • It looks like a pee hole.

  • - A little poop hole.

  • - That's pretty brilliant.

  • - I get it. This is cool.

  • This one comes with Ikea directions.

  • - All right, step one.

  • - Open beer.

  • - Open beer.

  • Step two, drink beer.

  • - What the (beep) is going on here?

  • Are we going to make ice cream at the end?

  • - [Voiceover] It's a slushie.

  • (gasps)

  • - I just spit.

  • (laughs)

  • - Ready?

  • - Yup.

  • (laughs)

  • - Why?

  • - Oh my God, it's overflowing.

  • - All of these have a weird sexual energy about them.

  • - Do they have a bigger version?

  • Because if you're having a party, this is taking

  • way too long for just one drink.

  • - What the (beep) did we just do?

  • - Because I always go like, "I wish this beer

  • "had more foam."

  • - It's (beep)ing foam.

  • - It's supposed to be a slushie beer but either

  • we did it wrong or why?

  • - Imagine people are doing this also

  • already after they've been drinking,

  • someone's getting hurt.

  • - Look, Japan has brought us a lot of amazing things.

  • Tamagotchis, Pokemon, this unfortunately

  • just not one of their best innovations.

  • But, you know.

  • - Good try, though.

  • - Good try.

  • - (foreign language)

  • - That's what they say (mumbles).

  • - Yeah, that's like

  • - Oh, I thought they're just yelling at me.

(gasping)

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