字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (gasping) (upbeat music) (laughing) - Oh. My. God. - Okay, what the (beep) are we doing? - Apparently we're supposed to shove this in here. And then make orange juice? (banging) - Aw, it's so cute and little. - Why not just buy orange juice? - Maybe this will be fun. - Great, and now you stab this in. - Oh, stab it. - But it's about to pop through the bottom. Oh, this is messy. - You do this. - Oh! - It's like scraping the sides of the peel. - I got nothing. - I think I may have messed up. - It's not easy. - I got to improvise. - You're telling me Japanese children do this? - This is a waste of an orange, let's be real here. What we got here is a banana gun. - The directions are in Japanese so-- - So we don't understand them. - There's chocolate in this thing! - Oh, damn. (laughing) - Oh, you shove the banana up in here and then I'm going to give it like a prostate exam. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing weird about this. - The thing is, this is straight and a banana is never straight. - Oh God, ow! I'm imagining the banana's a penis. - Same. - (mumbles) (groans) - It's banana spaghetti. - Tastes sexual. - But why? (gasps) - Oh. My. God. It looks like a pee hole. - A little poop hole. - That's pretty brilliant. - I get it. This is cool. This one comes with Ikea directions. - All right, step one. - Open beer. - Open beer. Step two, drink beer. - What the (beep) is going on here? Are we going to make ice cream at the end? - [Voiceover] It's a slushie. (gasps) - I just spit. (laughs) - Ready? - Yup. (laughs) - Why? - Oh my God, it's overflowing. - All of these have a weird sexual energy about them. - Do they have a bigger version? Because if you're having a party, this is taking way too long for just one drink. - What the (beep) did we just do? - Because I always go like, "I wish this beer "had more foam." - It's (beep)ing foam. - It's supposed to be a slushie beer but either we did it wrong or why? - Imagine people are doing this also already after they've been drinking, someone's getting hurt. - Look, Japan has brought us a lot of amazing things. Tamagotchis, Pokemon, this unfortunately just not one of their best innovations. But, you know. - Good try, though. - Good try. - (foreign language) - That's what they say (mumbles). - Yeah, that's like - Oh, I thought they're just yelling at me.