I got some good news and bad news. Tell him the bad news first.

All right. Here's the bad news. I did what you wanted me to do-- got rid of your iceberg stocks.

That's great. That's the bad news.

Ready for the good news ? Okay, here it comes. I took Eugene's advice.

Without you knowing, I used the corporate name. Hope you don't mind.

No. I made a couple of investments for you.

That's okay. I bought a commodity thing.

I bought an oil well thing-- He just made you $1 0 million.

$1 0 million ! Woo-hoo-hoo ! [ Screaming ]

Isn't that wonderful ? Ten million, ten million !

Ten million dollars ! Ten million, ten million ! Ten million dollars !

Ten million, ten million-- No!

Damn it! I'm right back where I started, damn it!