I think that you want the stationery store across the street.

The stamps we have here are very rare and expensive. How expensive ?

Well, let me show you, Mr., uh-- Montgomery Brewster.

Montgomery Brewster! I have been reading so much about you in the newspaper.

I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.

Ah ! One moment.

This may be the first intelligent thing he's done with his money since he got it.

Maybe, he's comin' to his senses, you know ?

What do you think ? Hey, I'm gettin' paid to take pictures.

My job is not to interpret reality.

You're a real jerk, you know that ? Ain't that the truth.

[ Laughs ] Hey, tell it to my accountant.

As you can see, the airplane was accidentally printed upside-down.

Of the 1 00 of these stamps originally printed, this is the only known copy in existence.

Baron Levitsky recently offered $850,000 for it, and I laughed in his face.

I'd say the stamp he bought is a considerable asset.

He doesn't even understand the rules yet. Let's see him get out of this one.

Good orning, Mr. Granville. Good morning.

- Here's the mail. - Thank you.

Is there anything else I can do for you, sir? Hold on for a minute.

I may want to send you to the files.

- Norris. - Hmm ?

Hackensack Bulls. [ Chuckles ]

"Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here. Best wishes, Monty Brewst--"

God ! It isn't an asset anymore. He's mailed it!

- Get Cox over here. - Right away, sir.

The son of a bitch.