NBC's live version. Peter Pan has found a mother.

Whoa yeah~

Now revisit this animated classic that will make you say "this is way creepier than I remembered "

Peter Pan. Prepare for the film about an immortal trickster who spies on you through your bedroom window

Sprinkles you with dust that makes you feel like you're flying then kidnaps you

to a war torn island where full-grown adults force orphan to join their ranks or die

it's like a magical Sudan. Leave your everyday worries behind as you travel to Neverland

and trade them in for more serious worries like being burned alive

Burn them at stake

Drowned by mermaids

We were only trying to drown her.

or having your throats slit by pirates and joined the lost boys

and all-male group of motherless fairy who live underneath the tree

that is clearly still used for hanging people.

Hangman's Tree.

This is a kid story right?

Wanna hear about the time I cut up hook's hand and threw it to the cracodile

see this magical realm through the eyes of the Darling children

three darling children who turn out okay even though they were raised by a dog

Get left home alone and live with this rageaholic who looks nothing like them

but they sure look a lot like Peter Pan and their mom definitely believes in it

Mrs. Darling believes the Peter Pan was the spirit of youth. Just say

opposing peter pan's fairy dictatorship is Captain James Hook. A man who given up pirating to focus all

his energy on murdering the tween and when he fails, takes out his infinite rage

on his life partners Smee or really just anyone.

Whoa! Did he just kill that guy?

but it's not all darkness, violence, and Oedipus complexes. You can be our mother.

I think I'll give you a kiss.

There's plenty of sexism to go around, too.

Get on with a girl.

a jealous female can be tricked into anything

Girls talk too much. Yes!

But who cares about sexism because Disney makes upward by including

lots of roles for native American.

Wow, I don't even remember that part.

Wow, that is really bad.

(singing)

Okay, enough!

What makes the red fat rat?

Enough!

Stop!

Those red skins know this island?

Just switch to another Disney movie

Well I ain't gon' be no trouble.

Not that one.

we are siamese if you please

No don't show that. We'll show the different one.

The ashes know that, too.

Oh, that one so much worse.

Shanghai, Hong Kong 一副樣

These are all so much worse than I remember. Go to starring, go to starring.

Teen Mom

Link

Twerkerbell

Buster Bluth

The Washington DC Football Team

Smee Zissou

And some little mermaids

Disney's Michael Jackson

so his name was hook before peter cut off his hand?

And I thought Scar was a convenient villain name.

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