- Or a big monster.

- [Woman] What does having a boner feel like?

- [Short Guy] It feels like you can't focus

on anything else except what you

need to do to get rid of that boner.

- I guess it's like a permanently flexed muscle,

just like tight (pausing) it's just tight.

- It feels like you could just blast through a wall.

- It's like when the beat drops on a Dubstep song,

you know it's like, "Dong, Dong...Boom!"

Hands go up! - Yeah, I'm hard!

- [Woman] How often do you actually get boners?

- [Tall Guy] You get that, you're asleep, so you have no

idea how many boners you're having, probably a hundred.

- An after lunch "chubby", do you get those?

- Just thinking about lunch gives me a boner.

- Six to eight total?

- That feels high.

- Ten times a day?

- You get ten boners a day?

I get like, four, if I'm lucky.

- You get home after work, you could

have five, I could have twenty.

- Oh, about every ten minutes.

- That's alot of boners man, you must

be light of head all the time--

- Aw, man I can't breathe.

- [Woman] How do you deal with getting

erections while wearing gym shorts?

- [Voiceover] Oh, my hands are in my pockets

and I'm also keeping my hands this far

away from my thighs as possible.

- In school if they're holding their binders,

or their notebook, - Yep.

backpack, they definitely have a boner.

- Have your hands on your lap, like this.

- A lot of professional sitting.

- Take your penis, point it towards your belly button--

- Bend, bring it up-- - Yep.

- Flip it up into the waistband--

- Boom, you got a solution.

- Well, you're still gonna have like, a line.

- Pull your sweatshirt down a little bit,

no one will ever see.

- Or, you just own it.

- [Woman] What are guys thinking when they send dick pics?

- I've never sent a dick pic.

- Now, are we talking, "unsolicited dick pics"?

- I have sent a dick pic before.

- I think guys are thinking that they'll

get pictures back if they send one.

I think that some girls it does turn them on.

- Wait, is the lighting right?

- Yeah, that's true, you wanna get the proper angle.

- They want that person on the other

end to do something with it.

- Has that ever worked for anyone?

- It works for me actually-- - Unsolicited dick pics?

I'm open to them.

- Most of the time it's a good reaction.

- I would be terrified to send a dick pic.

What if I don't have a nice dick?

- Maybe it's like low self-esteem,

like my penis is disgusting, okay?

- But, if somebody's like, "Come on, come on",

and you're like, "Alright, this could be fun,

"I can be sexy too".

- I just wanna feel sexy, I think that's what it's about.

- And, they want you to send them back.

- [Woman] What do you think about to get rid of an erection?

- [Short Guy] Tigers, dump trucks, baseball--

- Math problems.

- Errands I have to run.

- Grandma in the shower, but that's ageist I guess.

- Grocery shopping.

- I think about animals.

- Like a boulder on some dirt with ants on it.

- Construction.

- And, there's like the old lady dancing around.

and like a midget riding a bike. It relaxes me.

- Maybe focus on almost like, choke-holding your boner?

- I'm like, "Hold your breath, okay you're almost there,

keep it longer, keep it longer",

and then everything is like--

- [Voiceover] Haven't had one yet today, so--

- [Voiceover] That's surprising actually.

- That I haven't had a boner yet?

- Yeah.

- Well, I mean since I've been to work.

- [Voiceover] There's nothing coy about a penis, you know?

It's either just there, or it's not.

- It's just like, "Look at my pen"...like voom.