This episode: Mario versus Minecraft!

(brick crumbles)

Ooh, is this Minecraft?

Minecraft!

Ooh... question.

Oh, I've seen this.

♪ (chiming music) ♪

(under breath) Cool.

It's Mario.

That's just weird.

What the heck is going on?

I love these games.

Oh my gosh.

This is like a Mario and Minecraft mix.

It's a mushroom! Aw, it's so cute.

♪ (Mario Bros game music) ♪

(giggling)

- (in video: blubbering) - Nice moustache, bro.

- (in video: crunching) - Oh no.

(weak scream)

(flames whoosh)

Doesn't that hurt?

It's Minecraft versus Mario.

Here we go. Here we go.

Whoa.

I love this. Love this.

This is cool.

(fireballs ricochet)

♪ (Mario Bros dungeon music) ♪

Uh...

Oh... he's gone.

(clinking)

(giggling)

(Mario grunts)

(gasps)

- (Steve grunts) - Ooh, did he just kick him in the nuts?

- (Mario grunts) - (shrinking sound effect)

Now he's small.

(laughing)

(Mario) Waaaaaah!

Isn't this fun?

This is funny.

(blip)

♪ (lively chiptune) ♪

- (growing sound effect) - This is, like, realistic.

It's so amazing.

(dramatic whoosh)

What the heck?

(Mario) Hmm.

(gears whir)

(laughing)

Shells.

(boing!)

Strike one. Oh.

(bloop)

(bricks crumble)

He ruined his Minecraft blocks.

Okay, they're still fighting.

(weapons clank)

Oooh!

This is insane.

He's going to smash him.

(Princess Peach tuts)

♪ (romantic chiptune) ♪

Princess Peach.

Oh no.

- (record scratches) - (blipping)

(gasping)

Look at him!

♪ (Mario Bros Invincibly song) ♪

Star!

Hadouken!

That's just so sad. He dies.

That's Steve! He just killed Steve.

- (Mario) Oof! - (giggling)

(whispering) You deserve it, Mario.

- ♪ (game over music) ♪ - Mmm-hmm. That's what you get.

That was awesome.

You know what I was thinking about while I was waiting?

Playing Minecraft.

(children) Question time!

(Finebros) Okay, so did you enjoy the video?

Um, some points were okay.

Yes.

Yes, because they kicked each other's butts.

It makes no sense, but it's really funny.

I've never played Minecraft before,

so I didn't really get what was happening.

The videos were my favorites because they create

two of my favorite video games fighting against each other.

(Finebros) What'd you think of all the special effects in the video?

They were pretty cool.

Just really cool.

The special effects were unreal.

It was even better than movies. How'd they do that?

(Finebros) So the person who made this video,

his name is Andrew and he makes all the special effects himself.

(in disbelief) What?

(Finebros) What do you think about that?

Awe-some!

That's cool. I wanna try.

And the Oscar goes to Andrew!

(Finebros) Have you played Minecraft before?

Nope.

It's boring.

I have not, but I've watched other people play.

Yeah.

Yes.

I play Minecraft everyday.

(Finebros) And why do you think kids like Minecraft so much?

Um, I really don't know.

I think it's just because it's addictive.

You can make your own structure...

and it involves killing too.

I like killing Endermen, even though I got killed by one before.

It's kind of a chance for them to be super-creative

and get to do it all on their computer.

They get to built stuff they created, survive through a night

and survival.

It's like an experiment.

(Finebros) Do you watch anyone on YouTube that plays Minecraft?

Oh, TheDiamondMinecart.

iBallisticSquid.

SkyDoesMinecraft.

Stampy.

They're like, "Ooh, there's a hole in my hula hoop."

PopularMMOs and GamingWithJen.

Yay!

LDShadowLady, and I also love SSundee.

(Finebros) And what about Mario? What do you think of the Mario games?

Lame!

(singsong) Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame!

I like some of them.

Oh, I like them.

They're really good, but not so much as Minecraft.

(Finebros) Which one's your favorite Mario game?

I have no idea.

There are so many versions, Benny. So many.

(Finebros) Were you happy with this ending,

where Mario defeated Steve?

No!

No, it should've been Steve.

I'm a little pissed off, actually.

- Steve dies. - (Finebros laughs)

That's terrible.

Well, actually, Mario didn't win because the princess

slapped him in the face.

She's like, "Humph! Mean people never win the princess."

(Finebros) So this video, we're having everyone guess

how many views it has to see who can guess the closest

without going over.

How many views does this video have on YouTube?

More than a thousand?

One thousand?

1,000,036?

One to two million.

Two million.

Five million.

Seven million?

About nine million views.

60 million?

(rejection buzzer)

17 million?

♪ (triumphant music) ♪

(Finebros) It has over 25 million views.

(silence)

Whoa...

(Finebros) Why do you think a video like this would be that huge?

Because people love those games!

It's really, really funny

and the special effects are really good.

Billions like Mario and billions like Minecraft.

People like mixing things up.

Why do you think Lunchables created Kabob-ables?

(Finebros) Truth!

(Finebros) Why is it so fun to see two different characters

from different games in one video?

It just is because they aren't supposed to be together.

If you say, "Oh, Minecraft versus Mario!" it just sounds really awesome

and you wanna see what happens.

Sometimes it's just funny to watch.

Let's say you like Doctor Who... but you like American Girl dolls.

I would love to see those two things coming together.

Would the American Girl dolls be evil?

Would they be on the Doctor's side?

Would they be his companions?

Who knows.

(Finebros) So last question, if you could pick any two characters,

what two characters would you want to see fight?

I would love to see Optimus Prime versus the Ender Dragon.

Springtrap and Herobrine.

April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation

and Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development.

I think Lucille Bluth would win.

I would pick you... and me...

and then I would win and kick your guts out.

So I want everyone to know that I'm gonna kick his guts one day.

(Finebros cracks up)

Okay, but I thought we were friends!

I am your friend, but I like kicking people's guts out.

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Bye! Now where's the computer to Minecraft and Mario?

♪ (end music) ♪