(guys yelling woah)

(rock music)

My name is Tak and I'm a designer for Aria.

I like it.

And I brought some beautiful gowns with me today

and I'm gonna turn these guys into beautiful brides.

- Hi, Tak.

- Hi everyone.

- [Tak] So, I just need to know a little bit

about your personalities.

- Well, I'm married, so my wife

has been through this before,

but I wasn't there.

- I really like fashion.

- Like a mini horse or a teacup pig as my ring bearer.

- And I wanna look really hot.

- I want my wedding to be very fun.

- I like things that are couture.

- I want it to be a little quirky.

- Vin Diesel's probably officiating.

I don't know if he's free.

- I'm a pretty classic guy.

I like to wear polo shirts.

- When I think of Ned, I think of,

that ass doe.

- That ass.

- That ass.

- He's a business in the front type guy

who needs a party in the back.

- That is cute as (beep).

- This is my day. I want all eyes on me.

- Keith is one of the most exquisite,

beautiful creatures I know.

- I think Keith should have something funky.

- I wanna look like Naomi Campbell.

- Eugene's gonna look prettier than any of us.

Let's just get it over with.

- I think I have just the dress for you, Ned.

- Alright.

- [Tak] You ready to try it on?

- Yeah, of course.

- You ready for it?

- Yes.

- You'd get a lot of attention in this big ball gown.

- Hell yeah!

- Very revealing.

- Look at that bosom.

- That's a high fashion pose.

- Looks like you're a hunchback.

- Your lower half is so hairy!

- Oh, it's so silky.

- What is this?

- It is a petticoat.

- I'm gonna be so fluffy.

- That just slid on like a glove.

- Oh, it is tight in the back.

- I would have to get this dress altered.

- As soon as you start wearing that,

seeing your nipples becomes weird.

- Literally spaghetti on my shoulders.

- Ned, you didn't tell us you were pregnant.

- Michelle is 16.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, you get to dive into it.

- I feel like Big Bird, but hot.

- Da da da da, da da da da.

- What is this made out of?

- [Tak] Chicken feathers.

- Chicken feathers?

- Uh oh, boobs don't fill it out.

- This is a mermaid cut.

- You should never cut a mermaid.

- I feel like a princess, a hairy Jewish princess.

(guys yelling ohhh!)

- I can't move, I'm stuck.

- Oh my God, those clamps!

- I feel like there's something missing though.

- I have just the thing to complete your look for you.

- Oh my God, it's like a cape.

- I'm getting married.

- Boys, you ready?

- You gotta look to us. - Wow.

- Damn it. He looks great.

- He looks pretty decent.

- Yeah.

- Ahh!

- Aww.

- You look so weird!

- It's like in the Walgreens,

they always have that thing around Halloween

that's like (creepy sound).

- Was that weird for you, Ned?

- I think Keith looks more handsome than ever.

- Do you, Eugene, take Keith to be your bride?

- Go get it, bro.

- In for the kiss.

- Not the dress, not the dress, not the dress!

(laughter)

- Got him. Got him.

- I think it's really nice to find a dress

that matches your personality.

- [Voiceover] I feel so pretty in it.

- [Voiceover] It's a special day

and you wanna find something that you feel special in.

- Also, I just think it's fun to hang out with your friends

and sort of like, try on some clothes together.

- This veil is digging into my head,

but just like, the way that it makes me feel,

and all of the emotions that the wedding day implies,

I just feel so perfect and beautiful

and I know that all of the brides out there

who are getting married,

you're going to be so perfect and beautiful

and I can't wait for you to get married.

- [Voiceover] You should lose five pounds though.

- Shut the (beep) up, Eugene!

I will literally cut you!

- I'm just saying, it would make you look perfect.

- God damn it!

- Near perfect, but like five pounds.

- No, no.

- You would look like, perfect.

- It was a nice moment and you ruined it.

- I'd be a very realistic bridesmaid.

- You look drunk.