The... -(audience) Juice!

-The... -(audience) Juice!

-Ha-ha! When I say "goose," you say "moose."

Goose! -(audience) Moose!

-Goose! -(audience) Moose!

-[laughs] Welcome back to The Juice,

the only show where humans can ask questions of food

and no one thinks they're insane. [laughs]

Pear, what do we got today?

-We have a real ethical dilemma on our hands

if we had 'em, Orange.

Abigail8998 asks, "If you were all stuck on an island,

who would you vote for to get eaten first?"

[audience oohs with interest]

-That question's been eating away at me too, Abigail.

[laughs] Hold on to your rinds, everyone,

'cause I wanna know... what's The Juice?

-Oh, let's get right to it.

Obviously, there's one thing we can all agree on:

we would not eat Midget Apple. -Agreed.

-What? Why not?

Also, why am I so offended by this?

-Sorry, pipsqueak, but we need to look at this prudently.

You wouldn't feed one of us, let alone four of us.

Size matters here. -Well, in that case,

shouldn't we eat you first, Grapefruit?

-I immediately rescind

everything I've said up until this point.

-We probably shouldn't eat Marshmallow either.

-Why not? Marshmallow's the most delicious of us all.

-That's true, but I'm also the floatiest.

-Exactly. If we wanted to escape the island,

we'd need to float on Marshmallow.

-Ooh-ooh! I bet you guys would want to keep me around too, huh?

You know, 'cause I'm always telling funny jokes. [laughs]

-Uh... -Uh...

-I plead the fifth?

-Knock-knock! -[groans] Who's there?

-Maury. -Maury who?

-Maury-larious jokes coming right up!

[laughs] Knock-knock!

-No thanks. I'm good.

-We're all good.

-Oh no. You guys aren't gonna eat me, are you?

I can tell more jokes.

I can make funnier noises with my mouth.

Watch. [makes absurd noises]

-If we promise not to eat you, will you stop doing that?

-Whoo-hoo! I'm saved! [laughs]

-Well, by process of elimination,

that leaves you, Pear.

-Yeah, I'm cool with that.

-(others) What?!

-I'd vote for myself. Absolutely.

-What a boring answer. -Yeah. What a cop-out.

-Fine. Then I'd vote to eat Grapefruit.

-[gasps] How rude.

-Yeah, Pear. That's just rude.

-What do you want me to say?

-Say you want to eat Midget Apple.

-I don't want to eat anyone.

-Say you want to hear another knock-knock joke.

-I don't! Nobody does!

-Knock-knock! -[grumbles] Who's there?

-Goose-Moose. -Goose-Moose who?

-Goose-Moose! -What's up, guys?

-Hey, Goose-Moose. Uh, what's your stance?

If you were starving on an island, who would you eat?

-Huh. Probably all of you.

-Whaaat? -[blink!]

[all screaming]

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-[Orange laughs] Knife!