and I hate your shoes, and I don't like

your hanging, you know, clothes here.

You know, this hat doesn't looks good,

I like your hair without it.

- Okay, so you hate everything.

- Let me see it. - No, no, no, no!

(playful music)

- He wear too tight front.

- Very casual, like she's ready to dance.

- Pants, you know, I don't like too baggy.

- (Eugene) Drop crotch. - (Min-Young) Drop crotch.

It looks like somebody coming out from the kitchen.

- I wish you'd wear more skirts.

- It shows your armpit, so I hate it. (laughs) Oh, Eugene!

- Not excited at all. - I am, I am!

(happy ukulele music)

- [Ashly] Ooh. - [Cookie] Oh that's cute.

- [Kane] Medium. - [Lien] Medium.

- [Eugene] Medium or small.

- [Min-Young] Oh, small is too tight for you.

Because you, now, your size it went large.

- Thanks.

- What size is this? - Extra large.

- Yeah, looks much better than this shirt.

- [Cookie] Pink, baby pink.

- This is the extent of the pink that I wear.

- Large. Here. - That's, I'm not a large!

- [Min-Young] No. I don't want it.

- This is your size, right? The arm is good.

- Yeah, I guess.

- Oh, this is for work. Look for work.

- [Cookie] Oh Snoopy! (laughs)

- Oh my. (laughs)

What are the odds?

- My mom likes it 'cause it looks Chinese.

- Yeah, because we are Chinese.

- You like it?

(Lien laughs)

- Oh I love this one.

I'm trying to read

Shish kabob!

(electric guitar music)

- [Cookie] Orange is happy, orange is

the new black! Yes, yes.

(Cookie laughing) (Ashly screaming)

- Get me out of here!

- [Min-Young] Now he looks like my son. (laughs)

- [Lien] Wow, you look handsome.

- My mom wants to know that I can play tennis,

whenever I want. (laughs)

- Feel like an insurance agent.

- Cowboy, taxi, cab driver

- Or like a cocaine dealer in the 80's.

- Eugene. - Okay, fine.

- And she just looks so cute.

- Linen, no go running.

- You see looks much better, all the shape is good,

not too baggy.

- Because it's, I like the tennis, 'cause then, you know how

Serena Williams is like this, and then like, woo!

- There's a lot of excess clothing.

- The blazer is too baggy, don't you think?

- Oh no, it looks good.

- Why four pockets?

- Because Chinese style always like that.

You know because four pockets,

they mean, "Oh, I have a lot of money."

- My mom's inner ego is this outfit.

- As much as we disagree on clothes,

if it comes down to it, I will wear

whatever my mom wants me to wear,

because she pushed me out of her,

and that sucks more than me having to deal

with this ugly ass jacket.

- Hey they give you a lot, lucky money.

Put four here, four here, and...

Kane, cut short hair.

- I got a mohawk and she didn't like it.

- Oh Kane, you like Mister T, Mister T? (laughs)