Please - no jokes about Mickey Mouse!

Don't even think about it!

Although I look like a normal girl.

Actually I am a super hero.

I'm Wasabi Woman.

Why "Wasabi Women"?

Because I like sushi and I'm hot.

Sorry. I don't have a costume.

It's in the washing machine.

I have a brown belt in karate.

A black belt in judo.

A blue jacket in my bedroom.

And ten pairs of shoes.

One day I was walking in the park

minding my own business

when I was stopped by four evil sisters

KIKUMI

HITUMI

KISSUMI

and SITONMI.

I said

Kissumi, Hitumi...

Kikumi, Sitonmi.

Why do you stoppumi?

We heard you have secret powers.

You know many English words.

Like extreme adjectives.

Tell us, or we'll kick your ass!

Ha ha! Kick my ass?

You and who's army?

The Salvation Army. Ha ha ha!

No, no! The evil KO gang.

Yeah, yeah! The evil KO gang.

The KO gang?

I'm Etsuko.

I'm Setsuko.

I'm Hikako.

I'm Haruko.

I'm Minato.

I'm Chikako.

I'm Yukiko.

I'm Reiko. Keiko. I'm Seiko.

I'm Saiko.

I'm Mexiko.

Tell us...

all the extreme adjectives or we will

beat the shxt out of you!

Bring it on!

I'm good!

But I'm fantastic.

I'm beautiful.

But I'm gorgeous.

I'm funny.

But I'm hilarious!

I'm hungry.

But I'm starving.

I am tired.

But I'm exhausted.

Ha ha ha!

I hope I have taught you a lesson.

Oh, sorry!

Hitumi?

Kissumi?

Kikumi?

Oh! Thank you!

Sitonmi.