Was she even here today?

I think we would know if Spencer was here.

People would be running for cover.

Is that your mom?

No, it's Ezra's.

Oh, my God, why is she calling me? We're not friends.

Hello?

Oh, hi!

No, I don't know. I haven't been in Ezra's apartment.

Yeah, well, I doubt that Wes has been hiding out there.

If I see him, I'll let...

Why does she think little Fitz

is hiding out at big Fitz's? - 'Cause he is.

Hey.

Busy?

Yeah. I was just about to put out a new doormat that said "go away".

War's a game that has to be played with a smile.

- Stop quoting Mona! - That's Winston Churchill.

Well, he sounds a lot like Mona.

New rules.

For every question that I get wrong,

I will take off a piece of clothing.

Same thing goes for you.

And the match isn't over until one of us is butt naked.

You're out of control.

Not yet.

This bloody conflict between the spartans and athenians

lasted for nearly three decades... - The trojan war.

Wrong. Peloponnesian.

Is that?... Holy crap, it's Emily Fields.

Relax. You're not her type.

Hi.

Should I have brought more cupcakes?

No, thanks. I'm leaving.

Hi, Emily.

What? Just trying to get my spot on the team back.

By doing what?

Well, I was about to show Andrew my cupcakes.

She called me today. She was looking for you.

Oh, she found me. At 7 A.M.

Paid the super for a spare key and woke me up.

Wait. If she knew you were here this morning,

why would she call me this afternoon?

To test you. Trap you.

Prove to Ezra that you're a liar.

God, she is so hateful.

Did I just say that out loud?

I was really hoping for some shock therapy,

but maybe you could just wire me to a toaster

and press "top brown only".

Spencer, save it. I've seen this sort of unraveling before and...

And I'm what? What is the crisis, really?

That I took my bra off at four in the afternoon?

Please tell Emily that I don't need supervision.

I never spoke to Emily and I didn't hear anything about a bra.

They give you a discount on used cake?

It was ours. We had to eat something to soak up all this tea.

Right.

I'd get you a fresh piece but if I stand up again, it's to pee.

And I would rather do that in my pants than leave you two alone.

Classy girl.

I'm so proud.

- Hello. - Hi!

What are you doing here?

Oh, Andrew, I didn't recognize you in clothes.

I'm going to have a hard time taking money from Cece.

I mean, how much do you think a rug like that costs?

More than she's paying us.

Look, don't worry about it.

I'm guessing that Cece's made a few stains herself.

Okay, that came out all wrong.