"BB2, uh wad up genro? Jenny. Jenny."

"Uh....We all gonna let you know how these verbals..."

Director: Uh...And you never smoked marijuana before?

Paula: No, I've never smoked marijuana.

Director: Is there a reason why you haven't?

Paula: I was too busy raising children.

Dorothea: I was a suburban housewife and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy.

Dierdre: No I've never smoked marijuana before.

Director: It's happening. Let's bring it out and let them handle it.

Dierdre: Oh, I have nerves.

All of a sudden I have butterflies.

We don't know what to do with that....

Producer: Are you comfortable or do you want me to light it?

Paula: Okay.

Producer: And then...You would just inhale from the top...

Paula: Oh Jesus.

Producer: And it's going to drag smoke into here.

Paula: Here we go!

Paula: stand by one.

And you can gently, just stop lighting it. You can let go of the lighter.

Dierdre: Now take a breath.

Dierdre: Oh. Maybe not?

Paula: You need more.

Dorothea: I need more?

Paula: Oh you need more.

Paula: Put your whole face over that.

Paula: Yes there.

Paula: Do it like you mean it.

Paula: She meant it.

Dorothea: Now it's your turn.

Paula: It's my turn?

Dierdre: okay burning

Director: Cool well done.

Dorothea: I think it was easier than I thought.

Dorothea: and I think it's just...

Dierdre: ...except now it's burning...

Dorothea: Better to do the bong and not the cigarette, the joint.

whatever it's called

Dorothea: Yeah, I can feel some tingling in my brain. can you?

Paula: I feel like I'm smiling.

Dierdre: You've played this before.

Dorothea: I've played this before.

Paula: Oh. I didn't know you could use...all your hands.

Dorothea: No you can't.

Dierdre: Oh you can't?

Producer: Inhale through the straw.

Paula: Well, I won't tell you want was going through my mind.

Director: What was going through your mind?

Paula: I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen anything on the end of it like this.

Paula: So it's nothing?

Producer: Yeah, it feels like nothing.

Paula: Oh...This could be dangerously fun.

Paula: No, just do it.

Dorothea: I was watching the light there.

Paula: Oh forget the light.

Dierdre: If it's green you can go.

Paula: Go!

Dorothea: All right...

Paula: That straw...You wanna swallow.

Paula: Jesus! Sweet mother!

Dorothea: She got actual smoke!

Dierdre: Okay, in the new Disney channel movie, Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time?

Dierdre:Christopher Walken ? Or a bleached asshole?

I prefer this.

Paula: Which one?

Dierdre: The bleached asshole.

Paula: Oh, thank you.

Paula: I could go iron now

Paula: for days...

Paula: I love to iron.

Dierdre: You do?

Paula: Oh yeah!

Dorothea: You're kinda weird.

Paula: Coming to Broadway this season...blank the musical

Paula: Okay, so it's the south or...

queefing?

Paula: What's queefing?

Dierdre: Querfing?

Paula: Well, there's no "R."

Dorothea: Queffing?

Paula: Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is?

Dierdre: Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G

Dierdre: Yeah, anybody know what that is?

Dorothea: It's a very modern word.

Dierdre: Is it...Is there other terminology we probably know?

Director: We're all friends now so I'm just going to tell you.

Dierdre: Fooling around a lot!?

Paula: Oh, well then let's do that one.

Dorothea: All right!

Paula: Coming to broadway this season...

Paula: Pussy farts the musical.

Paula: When I'm...do it. I really feel like the muscles in my neck

seem not as tight

and I see a lot of benefits for it...

Dorothea: I totally lost track of what you were talking about.

Paula: I know! And then sometimes when we're up here...

we just get like so...What?

Dorothea: I'm feeling like I really don't care

...if I understand even I

I and so

The little bit of tea I think kicked it up a notch.

Dierdre and Paula in unison: You sure that was the tea?

Dorothea: okay so go ahead and tell I

Dorothea: Tell a story...and we'll...

Dierdre: I don't...I don't think I. I think I really inhaled a lot

Paula: Oh you did.

Dierdre: But I do not feel as high as they feel look to me.

Dierdre: I don't feel to me as high as they look to me.

Paula: Oh brother. Oh God write that one down.

Dorothea: It's just like being drunk isn't it?

Paual: Yeah, I'd do it again.

If I can get this bag of chips open.