Kill the baby of the Bride Find Doctor Strangelove's nuclear bomb to ride

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Play around with an alien snake Steal ecstasy in Layer Cake

Play puzzlebox with a Cenobite Pay no attention to the traffic light

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Try and threaten a Spartan King Watch the video of the Ring

Go to the loo in Jurassic Park Hold hostage to Mr Tony Stark

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Jump in lava from a subway train Get crushed by a large window pane

Shot by your dad in a deadly mist To the Mobile Infantry enlist

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Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die

Get set alight and fall from Minas Tirith Be a Jedi Knight in Revenge of the Sith

Argue with Dr Manhattan Get some water thrown in your face

Try kill Ryan Gosling in an elevator They may not rhyme but they're quite possible the

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