WhenCarlJacobspoppedupinmyDMsaskingif I wantedtobeinMr. Beast's upcomingvideo,
カール・ジェイコブスが私のDMに「ミスター・ビーストの今度のビデオに出ないか?
I'llbehonest, mygutreactionwasfear. Mr. BeasthasbasicallybecomeYouTube's ownmadscientist. Hecansnaphisfingersandshaperealityatthispoint. Despitepartofmethinking I shouldjuststayinthecomfortofmyownhome, I feltreallyhonoredtobeinvitedandkindofjustwantedtoshowup, sayhi, andthenrealisticallygohomewithinthefirstroundofeliminations. I acceptedtheominousinvitationandbefore I knewitwasflyingtoNorthCarolinabeinghanded a customuniform, allbeforeevenknowingwhat I actuallyjustsignedupfor. I didn't evenknowiftherewas a prizeforthewinneratthispoint. Walkingintothegreenroom,
I wasexpectingtonotknowanyone, buttomyrelief, I saw a lotoffamiliarfaces. I evenusedthistimetoaskMatPatwhatitwasliketomeetScottCawthornandhetoldmeFNAFsecrets.
Thisisfor a milliondollars?! Thechallengebegan. Immediately, peoplestartedjumpinginthegiantpileofrealmoneythatwasinside, throwinghandfulsofbillsintheair, laughing, mingling. Topassthetime, Jamesand I drewourcartooncharactersoutofdollarbillsonthefloor. ThestaffcameinandendedupgivingeveryonetheirownpersonalvlogcameratodocumenttheirPOVofthechallenge, and I think I genuinelywastheonlypersonwhodidn't record a singlesecondoffootageonthatthing. I justthought, I'm notgonnausethisfootagebecause
Aftermaybeanhourortwo, Jimmycameoutforthefirstbonuschallenge. A singlefreethrow.
おそらく1、2時間後、ジミーは最初のボーナスチャレンジに出てきた。フリースロー1本。
Missandyou'reeliminated, butmakeitandnotonlydoyougettocomebackintothecube, youalsowin a cybertruckforoneofyoursubscribers. Theyhad 50 people's subscribersjustin a roomwaitingforsomethingtohappen. I'llbehonest, whenJimmyexplainedtheextracreditchallenge, I waslike, hellno, I'm notgoinguptomiss a freethrowandleaveimmediatelyafternothing's happenedyet. Ifmysubscriberbackthereknewwhatwasgoingon, they 100% wouldhaveunderstoodtheyweren't gettingcalledupfornothing. If I remembercorrectly, maybetwopeopleendedupmakingtheirbasketsandthreepeoplewereeliminated.
I hateitinhere, letmeout! Oh, hiJimmy. Weweretoldtogatherupingroupsoffive, designatingoneas a teamcaptainwhowillhaveimmunityforthenextchallenge. I waswithJames,
I actuallyrolledhighest, butreassignedittoLudwigbecause I couldn't copewiththeideaofpossiblybeingresponsiblefor a teammate's elimination. Andthenitwasrevealedcaptainswouldjusthavetoassigntheirteammates a shapefortheSquidGameHoneycombChallenge.
Canyoujustcarrypeopleoutofthecube? Jimmyhadeveryonetake a vote, andprettymucheveryoneoptedtobringAJbackin. Yes, outofthekindnessofourhearts, butalsooutoffearofbeingmanhandled. SosincegiantJengawas a bust, productionendedupscramblingtotryandfindlike 12 setsofnormalJengaatmidnightinNorthCarolina. A featthatseemsimpossible, but I feellikeJimmycouldjustcallupthepresidentofJengaandhaveitalldeliveredviahelicopterwithin 30 minutes. Ittook a bit, buttheslightlylargerthannormal, yetstillreasonablysized
What a miracle. WatchingtherestoftheJengagameswaslikewatchinganactivewarzone. Peoplewerefocusing, cheering, sweating, praying. Towerswerefallingoneaftertheotheratthefeetofnoweliminatedplayers. Itwasbrutal. Andalsostilltakingwaytoodamnlong, man. Can I gotobed? ThelastgamelefttofinishwasbetweenJamesand I. Wewerebothinthemiddleof a finish. ThelastgamelefttofinishwasbetweenQuackityand a popularBraziliancreatorEnnaldino.
Allright, it's 3am, let's gotobed. I genuinelythoughttheywouldletusgobacktoourhotelroomsforthenight, but... man. Nowthisisjustgreat. I wonmyself a ticketto a nightinthe
Mr. Beastcube, sleepingnextto a bunchofpeople I barelyknow, and I wasprobablyjustgonnageteliminatedfirstthinginthemorninganyway. As I wasgettingreadyforbed, Kaiwalkedby.
Hey, I gottacheckoutyourvideossometime. Oh, I'm sorryman, I lost a bettoLudwigandhemademesaythat. Oh, shit. Okay, damn. Oh, wellthatmakesfallingasleep a biteasier. Thankgodheonlythought I had a hugeegofor 19 hoursstraight. Crisisaverted. Inthemorning, productionhadtoprepforfilmingagain, whichmeanttheyturnedoneverysinglelightinthebuilding, flashbangingallofus. TheywereturnedoffandthentheseloudassBRRRRRsoundsfromconstructionstartedblasting. Theyturnedthelightsonagain a fewminuteslater, butthistimein a crazystrobelighteffectforsomereason. Afterbreakfastrations, Jimmyreturned, pointedtotheentrancehallwayandinwalksEyeshowSpeedwithtoomuchenergyfor a groupofpeoplethatjusthadtheweirdestsleepoftheirlives. Alright, youguyshavethechancetovoteSpeedintothecubetojoinyouinchallenges. Thekindthingtodowastolethimin, butwealljustsurvivedtrenchesnoonecouldevenunderstand. Weweretraumabondedtogetherandalsoitwouldn't befair.
Themajorityofusmovedtothevotingsideofno. Admittedly, metoo. Mainlybecause I was a bitscaredofhim. SpeedlookedatKai. Atleastshakemyhand, man. You'regonnapullmeout. Asthetwoofthemarguedabout a friendlyhandshake, Ludwigsteppedup. I'llshakeyourhand, Speed.
Figuringtheoddswouldjustgetmessierfromthere, I volunteered. Ludwiglookedinsidehischosencase, lookedup, andtoldmeitwassafe. I knewmathematically I shouldstealthecase, but I'vebeenburnedbymathbefore. As I startedhesitantlysaying I wasgonnasteal, Mr. BeastsuddenlyburstoutsayingLudwig's heartratewasspiking. Bytheway, hewaswearing a heartratemonitor. Whichmademescareditwasactuallyaneliminationcaseandhewasexcitedattheideaofavoidinggoinghome. Solastminute, I decidedtolethimkeepthecase. Itwasthesafestplay.
Ifitsaideliminated, thengood. I dodged a bullet. Ifitwassafe, thenatleast I'm notactuallyeliminatedyet. I justhavetoplayagain. Shit. Itwasnowmyturntobringsomeoneup.
Eventhough I didn't wanttopick a friendoutoffearofgettingthemeliminated. Morethanthat,
落選を恐れて友人を選びたくなかったのに。それ以上に、
I didn't wanttobeuptherewithsomeone I didn't know. I pickedQuackity. Hecameuptothepodium,
知らない人と一緒に上がるのは嫌だった。私はクアッキティを選んだ。彼は表彰台に上がった、
I grabbedcasenumbertwo. Itsayssafe. Myplanwastotellthetruth, butinthemostunconfidentandnervouswaypossible. I wasdeployingeverybitofbodylanguageknowledge
I couldthinkof, makingmyselflookasguiltyaspossibleasheaskedmevariousquestions.
彼がいろいろと質問してくるので、私はできるだけ罪の意識を感じさせないようにした。
Wewentbackandforthfor a bituntilyoureyeslookeddownasyousaidthecasewassafe, whichindicatesguilt. So I thinkyou'relying. I'm notgonnastealit. Without a word, I shiftedthecaseontoitsback, unlatchedit. Safe. Itwasworthsleepinginthecube. Ohmygod, therelief.
Yep. Lateronduringthechallenge, MacandNolanfromtheBeastteamcameuptoaskwhatweweremaking. Atthetime I wasgradingupFeastablestosprinkleontoourcakefordecoration, and I thought, ohitwouldbefunnytohavethemaskwhatwe'remakingandit's justtheirownbrandofchocolate. So I waslike, closeyoureyesandopenyourmouth, andgaveMac a pieceofchocolate, andimmediatelywithoutchewinghewaslike, isthisFeastables? And I waslike, yeah. Andhekindofstoodtherefor a secondwithhismouthstillopen, andNolanwaslike, ohhe's allergic. Andtheybothhadtoleave. Ohmygodguys, I feltsobad. I apologizedsomuchwhenhecameback. Macsaiditwasfineandit's a goodsportaboutit, but I stillhavesomuchguiltaboutbeingsuchanidiot. LudwigandAmixempresentedfirstwiththeirfriedchickenandasparagusdish. Thejudgesallreallyenjoyedit, givingthem a totalof 26 points, whichisreallyunfortunatebecause I definitelythoughtSpeedwasgoingtohold a biggergrudgeagainstLudwigandtanktheirscore.
Wewereupnextandthankfullytheyreallylikedourfoodtoo. Joeywasthefirsttoscoreusandendedupgivingus a 10 outof 10. Andinthemomentas a joke I wantedtoturnaroundandflipoffLudwigas a likefriendlyfakegloat, but I accidentallyturnedaroundandflippedoffAmixemand I feltsobadagain. Hewasnottheintendedtargetandnow I wasjustbeingrudeandthischallengewasgoinghorribly. Notbecauseofthecookingpart, I'vejustbeennon-stopfumblingsocially. Wealsogot a totalof 26, puttingusat a tiewiththeFrenchboys. ButnowLoganPaulandNickDiGiovanniwerepresentingand I haven't mentionedityet, butNickisactually a goddamnchef. Theyevengaveusallhisowncookbooksas a helpfultipforthechallenge, whichisjust a knifetwistinmyopinion. Soyeah, theyknockeditoutofthepark, got a 29. Thejudgeswerelickingtheirplates. AfterthemwasKaiandAJwhohad a greatpresentation, buttheirfood, notsomuch. Theygot a 16. Aftereating, SpeedgotupandstartedsmashingtheplatesonthegroundandLoganPaulsawthisandgotreallyexcitedbecausehewantedtosmashplatestoo. Withoutthinking, heranouttojoinSpeedandweallshoutedathiminpanic. Confusedatthesuddenchangeintheair, Loganlookedbackatusbeforerealizingheleftthecube. Tothisday, noneofusaretrulysureifhediditforlikethecontentoritwas a genuineaccident. Inhisdefense, thesetwassocosmeticallydifferentthatitreallydidfeellikeweweren't inthecubeanymore.
Eitherway, hecontentcrateredtooclosetothesunandeventhoughhehad a guaranteedspotinthefinals, hewaseliminated. ThelastteamofRubiusandSpriteDarewentupwiththeirSpanishtortilla, butturnsoutSpriteDareis a hugefanofSpeed, sohemade a specialThaidessertjustforhimthattheotherjudgesweren't allowedtoeat, whichishonestlyhilarious. Weallheldourbreathasthejudgesflippedthroughtheirscores. 22. Alexand I madeittothefinals. I neverinmylifethought I wasgonnabegettingthisfarandsuddenlyrealized I needtoactuallythinkaboutwhat I woulddoif I won. I wentintothisthingnotevenknowingiftherewas a prizeatallandwasnowfacingtherealitythat I couldwinthewholething. HourspassedasthefiveofussattogetherinthecubeuntilMr. Beastemergedforthefinaltime. Someonewasabouttowin 1 milliondollarsfortheirsubscribersanditallcamedowntothislastchallenge. Honestly, amongthegroup, therewasn't a singleperson I thoughtdidn't deservetowin. Everyoneleftweregoodpeoplewhoallwantedtodosomethingreallypositivewiththemoney. Itwasgreatgettingtoknowthemalloverthecourseoftwocubedaysand I wasreallyproudtobestandingnexttotheminthefinals. Fivebriefcaseswerepiledinthecenter, oneforeachfinalist. Weweretoeachtakeone, peekinsideourchosencase, andwithinthenext 10 minutesdiscusswhotovoteout. Ifyou'revotedoutandyourbriefcaseisempty, you'reeliminated. Butifyou'revotedoutandyourcasehasthemilliondollarsinside, youwininstantly. Itwasbasicallylikereverseamongus.
Thefirstroundstarted, weallgrabbed a case, peekedinside. Holyshit, I grabbedthemilliondollarcaseroundone. I startedshaking. I didn't knowwhatstrategytouse. I didn't knowhowtomakemyselflooklike I shouldbevotedout. Andduringthediscussiontime, itdefinitelyshowedbecause I wasreallyquietandnervousthewholetime. The 10 minutediscussionwrappedup, weallunanimouslywroteourvotesdown, anditfellinto a tiebetweenvotingoutLudwigandsomehowme.
Itcouldendrighthere. Wehad a fewminutestodiscussagainandrecastvotes, butAlexandNickwereabletofigureout I votedformyself, soLudwigwaseliminated. Thecaseswerereshuffled, weeachgrabbedone. I pulleditagain. Inthatmoment, I froze. Since I wasinthehotseatlastround, I wasprobablygonnaflyprettyundertheradarthistime. Someoneelseisgonnabevotedout, and I statisticallywillnotseethiscaseeveragain. If I'm notvotedouthere, I basicallylose. Thesecondroundbegan, anditwasprettymuch a blurfromthere. I wastryingtotalkmorebecausebeingquietlastroundgotmefoundout, butwasstillflyingtooundertheradar. Amidsttryingtokeepupwiththeconversation, strategize, andholdmyselftogether, I couldn't findmywincon. Butwith a fewminutesleft, Amixemsaidsomethingthat I thinkshiftedtheentiregame.
I don't knowwhattosaytothatone. Everyone's attentionwasnowonme, and I couldtelltheywereallthinkingaboutwhatwasjustthrownintothering. Wealllookeddownatourpapers. I wrotemynameasquietlyaspossible, worryingthesoundofthelettersweregonnaoutme. Jimmyreadthemallout. Jaden. Alex. Jaden. Jaden. Theyvotedmeout. I slowlywalkedtothemiddleofthepodiumwithmybriefcase. Inthatmoment, I wastheonlyonewhoknewwhathadjusthappened. Everyoneleanedinas I unlatchedthecase, andrevealedthemillion. I won! Confetticannonsblasted, everyoneimmediatelystartedcongratulatingme, alltheeliminatedcontestantsleftinthegreenroomranoutscreamingandjumpingaroundmeincelebration. I startedtotearupforsomestupidemotionalreason. Soyeah, I won a milliondollarstogiveawaytomysubscribers. Thatis a Looney
Despitebeingputthroughcubetrenches, I had a reallygreattime. Andofcourse, hugethankstotheBeastcrewformakingitallhappen. Itwassomething I'llneverforgetorexperienceeveragain. Hopefully. Ifyou'reanartistcurrentlyenrolledinartschoolandarehopingtohavesomeofyourtuitionpaidforwiththecubewinnings, youcannowapplythroughtheform