My buddies are sending me back to Australia

to get the world’s first iPhone 6 and then I’m gonna dump the bastard in a pitcher

of beer.

Shall we?

Why in Australia?

Ah, it’s because of the time-zone and the first iPhone 6 in the world will be sold in Australia, ‘cause Australia is ahead of time.

There's a good chance that we’ll get there and

fly 22 hours and not get the phone. This could be the biggest

failure

in communications history.

We’re in a taxi. We’re heading to the Brisbane Apple store. And the reason why we are in Brisbane and

not in Sydney

is Brisbane is a smaller place and we figured Sydney would have a huge

line-up.

So we’re trying our luck here. Here we go, buddy. Check that out: the Apple Store folks.

Excuse me, guys.

Hi, are you two…? You’re the first in line, are you?

- Yeah. Can I talk to you for a second?

- OK Is there any way I can get the first phone off you?

- No What if I give you ______ thousand dollars cash?

- No _____ thousand dollars cash. That’s a lot of money.

There's nothing I can do, man. Listen, mate, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I just offered him ____ thousand dollars

and he won’t take it. All right, I’m gonna do that and I’ll get back to you.

My final offer

I can give you _____ thousand dollars.

- OK. That’s a yes? Yeah.

Thanks you so much. Oh my god, let’s hug this out.

Stay here, I’m gonna get you some money. Be beautiful forever, stay beautiful

for eternity.

Woooo, and they said said it couldn't be done.

Come here, you beautiful gentlemen. Let’s hug and celebrate this thing.

Let me buy you a drink.

Would you like a shot?

The phone is ours, gentlemen. It’s ours, thank you very much.

We found our pitcher of beer. Take that. ... Here it is.

All right, today’s the day, boys. Oh wow, that line keeps on going, like you cannot see the end of that line from here.

Our friends here are being interviewed because they’re the first in line

But what they don't know is the first one is mine. Three, two, one!

And we’re away.

Ladies and gentlemen, here it comes, here it goes. Thank you very much, everybody. That phone is mine. Thanks, mate.

We got it. But we came a long way for this bastard. Can I tell him? I can’t tell him what I’m doing, can I?

I’ll keep it a secret, OK. All right, boys, let’s go.

Let’s get this thing done. Almost finished, it’s almost done.

All right, beautiful. This is what we came here for. Ladies and gentlemen,

I’m now going to drop the world's first iPhone 6

into a full pitcher of beer. Three, two, one:

Go!

This feels very weird and very wrong. That can’t be good

2,000 people just lined-up for this thing just now

and we’ve just dumped it in beer. I never thought I’d be doing that.

Oh, look at that. Did it die?

Yep, I think that’s it. You killed it. Check. Did you kill it? So that’s a dead phone.

I say it’s time to revive it. When you drop your phone in water or beer or whatever

it's not the liquid that makes the thing die, it's the minerals in the liquid

and somehow this stuff treats the minerals, works on the minerals, I don’t know,

I’m not a scientist. Pour the liquid into the pouch

and then

stick the phone into there. Seal it. You leave this thing in here for seven minutes

and then you take it out and dry the phone for 24 hours

and you’re good to go. That's it.

All right, this guy’s been sitting outside for twenty-four hours drying

and it is dry, so I guess I’ll turn it on.

Please, look at that, please look at the Apple, and please see

that that works. What should I do with this phone? Let’s make a phone call.

Hang on a second. Hey, baby.

Hello. Yes it's me. Yeah, hi, look I just wanted to…

She doesn’t care. She's calling me a child

telling me to let her sleep. OK, fine.

Yes, you probably should have married a real man with a real job.