It's summer time!

夏だ！

That's right, that means swimming, eating watermelons, barbecues, fireworks, and lastly, bug hunting!

そう、海水浴、スイカを食べること、バーベキュー、花火、そして最後に虫取りだ！

Speaking of, there's one right here!

そういえば、ここにもあった！

But let's avoid that boss battle for now and settle for something much smaller Preferably something not moving nor alive Let's start off with this bug amber dig kit being sold by GobiDex Behold!

しかし、今はそのボス戦は避けて、もっと小さいもの、できれば動かず、生きていないものに落ち着こう。まずは、ゴビデックス・ベホールドが販売しているこの虫琥珀発掘キットから！

This stylish box and the way it rotates via slow motion So fancy How about three perspective shots with me as a size comparison?

このスタイリッシュなボックスとスローモーションによる回転の仕方。

This is huge I absolutely adore these educational knickknacks I actually have quite a few of them I also just really like looking at bugs So does this cat Don't get me wrong, they're gross and repulsive up close But that's why they're so cool There's just so many miniature details on them that you can't see with a naked eye Inside the package are three digging essentials And we get some safety goggles for your eyes And a handy dandy magnifying lens To see my shame Is it here?

でも、だからこそカッコイイんだ。肉眼では見えない細部がたくさん描かれているんだ。パッケージの中には、発掘の必需品が3つ入っている。

The rest of the product is the plaster Which would have the artificial resin for the insects And some educational background of what bugs there are I chose not to look at this until the end of this So I'm going to be surprised for what we find First step is to prepare the workstation So I prepared a bowl of water in order to soften the plaster I try to organize as much as I can And then I open up the tools In here, we have a little chisel As the name implies, this chisels things Secondly, we also have a handy little brush It gives you high fives and also sweeps away your crime So it's good for cleanup Sweep sweep sweep And the final tool, a little mallet That doubles as a weapon So you can stab things with it So now we are all prepared for excavation But don't forget your safety goggles and your lens And alas, we could finally get started Using my weapon Using this tool, I delicately removed the plastic off the plaster brick It was a very tense situation But I managed to do it 100% success rate Thankfully, there is nothing complex about this project After the removal of its plastic skin It's easy going from here Although quite messy So we just have to moisturize multiple times And use these three tools to dig open it Inside You'll have to forgive me for my preferred use of vocabulary I get kind of excited sometimes Man, okay, so When I was younger, my dad had a bunch of artifacts around the house And they looked so fancy to little old me There was a Buddha statue And supposedly there was a gem somewhere But I didn't find that And Papa Shiori told me that he used to be an archaeologist And he would dig around in Egypt So I was so excited to hear that I was like, wow, my daddy is an archaeologist?

残りの製品は石膏で、昆虫のための人工樹脂と、どんな虫がいるのかという教育的背景がある。私はこれを最後まで見ないことにした、ハイタッチもできるし、犯罪を一掃してくれるから、後片付けにもいい。最後の道具は、武器にもなる小槌、この道具を使って、石膏レンガのビニールを慎重に剥がした、パパが昔、考古学者で、エジプトを掘り返していたっていうから、それを聞いて興奮したんだ。

That sounds so cool I can't wait to tell everyone for show and tell But then one day This was years later after that fact Years way down the road I was playing in the garage Just kind of looking at all the junk collected It was also his man cave, I suppose Anyway, I looked at below the items And it said made in Hololive And let's just say I felt like he...

その話をするのが楽しみで仕方なかったんだけど、それから何年も経ったある日、ガレージで遊んでいて、集めたガラクタを眺めていたんだ。

Betrayed me It's like my childhood was just ruined in one fall swoop So that was...

裏切られた......まるで僕の子供時代が一挙に台無しにされたようだ......だからあれは......」。

That was a thing Worry not These tears are not because of that tidbit about my childhood What am I...

この涙は、私の子供時代のエピソードのせいではない。

What am I supposed to do with this?

これで何をすればいいんだ？

Leave it like this?

このままにしておくのか？

It is simply because my gloves have gotten dirty I have not found any bugs Unless I'm doing like a horrible job And I ended up destroying it completely In which case, I certainly hope not Perhaps?

手袋が汚れてしまっただけで、ひどい仕事をしているのでなければ、虫は見つからなかったし、結局完全に壊してしまった。

There's something here Okay, let's try and treat this very...

ここに何かがある。

Oh, there you go, I'm done We will look at this later I don't know what it is It looks pretty cool though Voila The first sign of progress And I was still trying to ensure that I didn't miss any tiny bug gambers But now that I knew how big it was It was actually kind of easy to find the rest And I was so excited For its axe Nothing?

ああ、これでいい。あとでこれを見よう。何だかよくわからないけど、なかなかクールだ。

Nothing Okay I don't know how I'm gonna clean this table later I'm assuming there's nothing in here Okay There ain't anything Man, actually, you know what would have been smart?

何もないんだ。このテーブルを後でどうやって掃除したらいいかわからない。

You know, I was wondering If I just dip this in a bucket of water And then I broke it in the end I imagine it'd be so much easier then But that's not the spirit of this Not the spirit of my fun edumacational video Oh my gosh It's gonna turn into a cleaning se- Ah!

もしこれをバケツの水に浸して、最後に壊してしまったら......その方がずっと簡単だと思うんだけど、でもそれはこのビデオの趣旨とは違う！

Cleaning segment later Oh no, my cat My cat got covered in this I might as well go all in That's right We're going in Oh, that looks cool Okay, this is three out of something?

後日、掃除のセグメントで、ああ、ダメだ、うちの猫がこれにまみれてしまった。

How many bugs are in here?

この中に虫は何匹いるんだ？

Oh, I shouldn't spoil myself Even though I'm sure I saw a picture of something Anything?

ああ、自分を甘やかしちゃいけないんだ......何かの写真を見たはずなのに......。

I doubt it I'm just gonna- You know what?

それはどうかな......。

You know what?

何を知っている？

Here The easiest way to go about things Is to actually leave it in here I feel something here Yeah!

ここに置くのが一番簡単な方法なんだ！

There you go Gosh This- This room was clean before I cleaned- Oh, that looks cool I cleaned everything up Everything was well prepared, organized And now it's just hot, stuffy, and dirty Just like jail Oh, I don't know what this is Is this all of it?

この部屋、掃除する前はきれいだったのに......ああ、きれいになった。

I need to know Otherwise, I'll be wasting my time Okay, no Spirit of archaeology We must continue looking Just stab until you can't stab no more Oh, hey, there is one more Nice Nice-u Yeah I feel like this is it See, they told me the amount of insects there'd be So now that I know Like, what's the point of continuing?

そうでなければ、時間を無駄にすることになる 考古学の精神はいらない 探し続けるしかない 刺せなくなるまで刺すんだ そうだ、もう1匹いるんだ ニースウ そうだ、これで終わりって感じだ ほら、昆虫の量を教えてくれたんだ だから、わかったんだ 続ける意味があるのか？

Look at this mess It used to be a happy sugar life Now it's just sugar Unhappy sugar life How do I end my recording without touching my phone?

見てよ、この惨状！ 昔はハッピーなシュガーライフだったのに、今はただのシュガーだ！ アンハッピー・シュガー・ライフ 携帯に触れずに録音を終了するには？

Do I use my tongue?

舌を使うか？

Is there any part of my body Preferably within my hands that is clean?

私の体のどこか、できれば手の中に、清潔なところはないだろうか？

Tongue it is Long last The quest to find the bugs is complete And now it's just a matter of cleaning up And reading the cards on what type of insects we've uncovered today I've also taken the liberty of exchanging my dirty pair of gloves For a new set Here's purple I got tons of these With the fruits of our labors upon us It is now time to identify these little bug creatures So going from left to right We're going to begin with a spiny orbweaver These are generally harmless They rarely bite Unless you magically piss them off somehow If it has a brightly colored shell Most likely it is a female orbweaver But they only live for one year And they tend to appear around October to November Generally speaking Insects don't live that long anyway So I really should not be surprised But I get a little bit sad for them sometimes This one here is essentially a ladybug Or in scientific terms A coccinellidae or a coccinellidae At least I hope I pronounced it correctly They're good for your garden and they're herbivores Hopefully you know a lot more about ladybugs though Oh One fun fact though They eat their eggs So that's...

虫探しの旅は終わり、あとは後片付けと、今日見つけた虫の種類のカードを読むだけだ。では、左から右へ、まずトゲトゲオオグソクムシから見ていこう。でも1年しか生きられないし、10月から11月ごろに現れることが多い。は本来テントウムシで、科学用語ではコクゾウムシ科またはコクゾウムシ科と言います。..

That's kind of cool It's pretty hardcore But hey, that's...

それはちょっとクールだけど、かなりハードコアだ。

That's neat This is a cotton stainer Known as pyrocordii slash pyrocordii And you will most likely find them in the mythical land of Florida If it's hot, humid, and particularly moist You will most likely find them in places that exhibit those traits This is an Asian hornet Although what my card omits Is that this is actually an Asian giant hornet I think They are one of the largest wasp species in the world Not particularly friendly Most likely to make you unalive if it stings you And they can destroy a swarm of honey bees Those poor honey-sucking bees This is...

これはコガタスズメバチで、ピロコルディ・スラッシュ・ピロコルディとして知られている、高温多湿で、特に湿気が多い場所なら、その特徴を示す場所で見つかる可能性が高い。 これはアジアオオスズメバチだが、私のカードが省略しているのは、これは実際にはアジアオオスズメバチだということだ。..

I am sure you are aware of A scorpion You have seen it in Animal Crossing It chases you menacingly When you are simply walking about with your net It has been around since the age of dinosaurs And it can eradicate their prey with their pincers Last but not least The rose chafer Or the cetonia urata They are summer beetles And after they mate Once the females lay the egg They just...

このような状況下において、私は、「汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝、汝」（汝の名は汝の名）という言葉を、汝の心に刻み込むであろう。

They just go kaput They live for about two years And they like to crawl on your little legs If you let them And they're also poisonous If you eat them So don't eat them Four days later I have finally finished this video And I hope you thoroughly enjoyed this story Now, I hope to see you all next time For whatever fun quirky video I make So, see you then!

彼らは2年ほど生き、あなたがそうさせるなら、あなたの小さな脚の上を這うのが好きです。そして、あなたがそれを食べるなら、彼らはまた毒を持っています！