Yeah, so I meanobviously, man, there's a lotofobviousreasonswhyAsiansloveCostcoand I'm gonnaplay a coupleclipsofalltheseAsiancomediansmakingjokesaboutit.
LikeatCostco.
Like I gotoCostcoin a disguisebecauseit's likeCostco's likechurchforChinesepeopleonSundays, solike I gothere I can't gothereontheweekendanymorebecause I can't evengetlikeshoppingdonebecausepeoplewanttotalktomewhile I'm lookingatsomeKirklandsignaturepantsandstuffButuh, sothat's weird.
Asyougetolder, youdo a lotofthingsfortheveryfirsttime. Thisisthenatureofgrowingup.
Like I recentlyboughtpantsfromCostco.
最近コストコでパンツを買ったようにね。
That's a bigdeal. That's a newchapterinyourlifebecausewhenyoubuypantsfromCostco, that's whenyoudon't careanymore.
Yes, I heardthatifyouweretochartalltheCostcoshoppersintheentirecountryandyouthrew a randomdartatthatchart, itwouldmostlikelyhit a middletoupper-middle-classAsianwoman.
Wow, alrightguys, let's getintothelist.
I got 10 reasonswhyAsiansloveCostco. Someareobviousreasonsandsometooksomeresearch.
But I wouldsaythisdidthefobsandFerrarisarenotnecessarilygoingtoCostcoNumberthreeAsiansown a lotofsmallbusinessesinwhichtheygotoCostcotoshopforthosesmallbusinessesDavidgrowingup I usedtogowithmyfriendsmomsometimestoCostcoand I hadneverseen a cartfilledthatmuchItwouldbelikeatthattimeSeveneighthundreddollars, whichwascrazybecausewhenourparentswouldgotoCostcothey'd spendlike a hundredbucks, right?
アジア人は多くの中小企業を経営していて、その中小企業のためにコストコに買い物に行くんだ。
You'resayingjustgettingingredientstopowertheirsmallbusinesson a resourcelevelMuffinscakescroissantsforyourlittleshopyourlittlebakeryyourlittlecafeyourfoodtruck, whateveritisAnywaysguysnumberfour.
AsiansliketowalkandCostco's arebig, youknow, it's like a niceparkWhoneeds a membershipandyouneed a membershiptowalkinthisparkandmaybearoundtheparkyoumightfind a reallygoodDealoralsojust a lotofsamplesDavidthinkaboutitafteryougoeat a fattymealatthebuffetYouwanttogowalkitoffatCostcoandyouknow, it's safebecauseyouneed a membershiptobeinCostcoThat's a goodpoint.
AllrightpointnumberfiveAsians I think a lotofAsiansjustgotoCostcofortheirWesterngoodsandthengototheAsianFortheirAsiangoodsandthat's alltheydorightlike a lotofthemmightbecuttingoutthatpremiummarketortheotherWesterngrocerystoreslikeyoudon't see a lotoflikeAsiandadsattheWholeFoods.
LikeBloomingdale's CrateandBarreltypestuffifthemarketdemandsitYeah, no I mean I sawsomeCostcosellingLouiebagsandGuccibagsbeforeitiskindofweirdortheyCostcosoldgoldbarsRecentlyrightnotinallCostco's certainCostco's thatforwhoisthatforit's forshopping.
OhtheAsiansSopointnumbersixDavidthedollarfiftyhotdogandsodathatstillexistsandtheCEOsaidCFOsaidyo, thepriceisforeverWe'renotchangingthepriceCostcoactuallyloses a littlebitofmoneyonthatdealbygivingyou a hotdogandSodafor a dollarfifty, but I'm sayingtoAsianparents.
ThatisalmostjustTheitwhen I feellikewhenanAsianpersonbuysthatthey'relike, thisisit.
アジア人がそれを買うと、これだ、と思うような気がするんだ。
Thisisthebestplaceever I havetowhat's theAmericandreamthat I camefor?
アメリカンドリームのために来たんだ。
Andthenplusyougetunlimitedsauerkraut, too.
それにザワークラウトも食べ放題だ。
I don't knowifAsiansreallyloaduponthesauerkrautWellunlimitedsodaatleastyouknowSothat's where I think a lotofAsiansknowtheycangetgoodWesternfoodbecausethinkaboutitifyou'reanAsianpersonAndyoumostlyeatAsianfoodathomeButeverytimeyougotoCostcoyoueat a hotdogandpizza.
Yeah, I sawpeopleshovingtheHotdoginsideofthechickenbake.
チキン・ベイクの中にホットドッグを入れている人を見たよ。
Oh, that's lit.
ああ、火がついた。
Alsoincertainzones.
特定のゾーンでも。
I'llhavelike, youknowlocalizedgoodsTheyhaveyouknowWhyyouknowAsiansloveCostcoAndrewbecauseCostco's arekillingitinAsiarightnowCostcoKoreaCostcoJapanCostcoShanghai, it's like a hugehangoutplaceandtheylocalizetheirfoodmenusoverthere.
I thinkthere's somethingabouttherawAsianswhereAsiansarenotcaughtupinthepompandcircumstanceoflike, youknowThosereallylikefoofymarketsthatyoucanshopoutinAmericaButlike a postcardaisleandlike a potterysectionAsiansarevalue-oriented.
Theydon't carethatit's a bigwarehousewithnodecorationsAllright, guyspointnumbersevenAsiansarejustusedtolargemarketplacesBusyplacesthatarenotaestheticallyfocusedlikewewerejustmentioningThereisnodecorationinCostcoItisjustshelvesintheproductrightanditjustlookslike a Oversizedcabinetandifthere's a littlebitofshoppingcartbumpercarts, they'reokaywithitbecauseAsiansdon't careThey'renottryingtofightyou.
装飾のない大きな倉庫であることを気にしないのだ。 アジア人は大きな市場に慣れている。
Infact, theymightevenbeexcitedbyit.
実際、彼らはそれに興奮さえしているかもしれない。
Yeah, youeverbumpanAsian?
アジア人にぶつかったことは?
Theymightgoah, andthentheyjustgoabouttheirday.
そしてその日一日を過ごす。
That's it.
それだけだ。
AllrightAlsoAsiansareindependentanddonotneed a lotofcustomerserviceSoobviouslytheydon't needtoliketalkto a bunchofpeopleTheyjustwanttogotherelookatthepricebelike, hmm.
Yeah, andnumbertenfinallyanotherreasonwhyAsiansloveCostcoandhopefullythisvideowasinsightfulinanywayThereturnpolicybro, thereturnpolicycurrentlytheirreturnpoliciesWeguaranteeyoursatisfactiononeveryproductwesellwith a fullrefundthefollowingmustbereturnedwithin 90 daysofpurchaseforfullrefundtelevisionsprojectorscamerascamerascamcorderstouchscreentabletsmp3 playerscellphonesDoandthesearejustthethingsthatyoucanreturnwithin 90 daysChangethereturnpolicytobestricter, right, dudeYouusedtobeabletoreturnanythingtheCostcocouldreturn a TVthatwassevenyearsoldYesbackinthedaynowyou I knowthat I thinkonfurniturecertainpiecesoffurnitureYoucanreturnitafteryears.
They'renotgonnafightviralforreturning a couchaftertwoyearsoreightyearsorsomethingDavid I HavereturnedsomethingsthatCostcoafter I usethemfor a yearand I wasverythankfulforthatCostcomembershipWell, it's goodtoobecauseyoudon't havetodealwiththemanufacturerbecausesometimesthat's like 30 emailchainSoeverybodyletusknowinthecommentsdownbelowifyouhaveanyotherreasonswhyAsiansloveCostco I thinkbynowDavid.
I don't knowifeveryAsianlovesCostco, but I don't knowanyAsiansthathateCostcoNevermetonehaveyoumetone?
すべてのアジア人がコストコ好きかどうかは知らないが、コストコを嫌っているアジア人は知らない。
Notobehonest I'venever I'm likeand I thinkthatAsiansreallylikethequalitytoobecauseheyguysnodistoSam's ClubButtheycarry, youknowworstbrandsand a lotofbrandsthatdopopupinSam's ClubTheyusuallydo a takedownversionoftheiritemlow-keytomaintainthemarginBut I don't thinkCostcodoesthatlike I don't thinkyouwhenyouselltoCostcowholesale.