And I'm going to show you the difference between this

さらに２０万ドル稼ぐ宇宙飛行士になって、

and getting paid $200,000 to be an astronaut.

それぞれの仕事の違いを見せてあげよう

This is insane.

マジヤバすぎる

Getting paid $100,000 to dig up real dinosaur bones.

恐竜の骨を掘り起こす１０万ドルの仕事にもチャレンジしたぞ

Oh, my God.

うおおデカい！

And so many other jobs,

ほかにも色々やったけど、

starting with the lowest paying job I could find.

最初は一番給料の安い砂金採りから

Gold panning, that can make as little as $1 a year.

この仕事は年収１ドル未満だ

But we're going to make millions.

でもいっぱい稼ぐぜ

Statistically, not.

多分無理だな

Basically, gold panners put dirt in this mechanism, and with enough

砂金採りはこのボウルの中に泥を入れて、

shaking and water, all of the gold is filtered out to the bottom.

水の中で揺すっていくとボウルの底に金が残るって仕組みだ

But it's not very easy

でも楽じゃない、

because after 5 hours of searching, I was definitely not rich.

５時間探したのに、全然お金持ちになれなかった

Oh, boys. I found gold.

ああ、おい！　金を見つけた！

How much is that little nugget worth?

この大きさだと？

That is $0.02.

それだと、２セント

Exactly my point.

この調子だから、

You could do this for a whole year and only make a dollar.

１年やってもたった１ドルしか稼げない

But luckily for us,

俺たちはこのあと、

we're going to be working jobs that pay over $10 million per year.

年収千万ドル以上の仕事も経験することになる

But first, let's see

でもその前に、

what it looks like to work a job that pays $100,000 per year.

年収１０万ドルの仕事はどんなものか見てみよう

Digging up dinosaur bones for a museum.

博物館用の恐竜の骨を掘るぞ

And yes, these are fake because they're all dead.

ああこれはニセモノ、絶滅したからね

So this is just one of our pits.

ここで見つけた骨だよ

- Are these actually dinosaur bones? - They are.

- これ全部本物なの？ - そうだよ

I've been here 17 years.

もう１７年来てるけど

This is easily

今までで見た中で

the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career.

これが一番大きな骨だ

This is your thigh bone right here, and it's over four feet tall.

これは太ももの骨で、１２０センチ以上ある

For comparison, here's that dinosaur next to six Karls

つまりは恐竜の大きさは、

stacked on top of each other.

大体カール６人分と同じってわけ

Keep in mind, I'm six five.

俺１９０あるぞ

These are mini jackhammers, essentially.

この小さなドリルを使う

You're doing it. He has no idea what he's doing.

- やってごらん - 使い方を分かってない

No idea.

全然だめだ

Now, this may come as a surprise, but we are God awful at this.

意外かもしれないけど、俺達マジで下手だった

Be careful.

気を付けて

It took us 5 hours to make any progress whatsoever.

そこから５時間かかったけど、

But even with us holding him back with the help of the expert,

専門家のジョシュに残ってもらい手伝ってもらいながら、

we were getting somewhere.

なんとか順調に掘り進めていった

This is easily the largest bone that I've ever worked on in my career.

これは僕が掘って来た中でも一番大きい骨だよ

- And you let me and Karl touch that? - Absolutely.

- 俺達が触っちゃっていいの？ - もちろん

What if we mess it up?

欠けたりしたらヤバい

Josh, how much does this weigh?

重さはどれくらい？

Probably going to be 2-250.

２２５０くらいかな

- Pounds? - Yep.

- ポンド? - ああ

This is 1/10 the weight of Nolan's mom.

ノーランママの１０分の１くらいだ

God that's wild!

それはすごいな

Now, because this bone is so ancient,

昔々の骨だから、

we have to cover it in a cast before we pick it up.

ギプスで固めてから持ち上げないと、

Or else it could literally break in half.

マジで真っ二つに折れちゃう可能性があるんだ

Let's hope it doesn't fall apart when we lift it.

粉々にならないといいけど

One, two, three.

１、２、３

Yes, highway baby.

よし　さあこっちだ

Good job.

いいぞ

This is the first time any humans have ever carried this bone.

人類がこの骨を運ぶのは初めてだ

Just Youtubers carrying a dinosaur bone.

まあＹｏｕＴｕｂｅｒが、恐竜の骨持ってるだけか

Front of the table.

真ん中に置くぞ

One, two, lift.

１、２、上げろ

Watch your hand, Karl.

よし　手挟むなよ

And believe it or not, this dinosaur bone did find

なんとこの骨は後日、

its way into a museum.

本当に博物館に収蔵された

But because museums are boring.

でも博物館ってつまんないし、

Let's head over to the $200,000 job, astronaut training with NASA

そろそろ２０万ドルの仕事に移ろう、ＮＡＳＡでの

and my first mission.

宇宙飛行士訓練だ. 最初のミッションは、

Learn to drive the official lunar rover.

月面探査機の運転を覚えること

This is what will one day be on the moon?

これがいつか月に行くのか

Yeah. This is how we're going to get around the surface of the moon.

これで月面を動き回るんだ

Why are they letting me drive this?

それを俺が運転すんの？

Open the doors.

ドアオープン！

How do I work this thing?

どうすりゃいいんだ？

- Push forward on a stick. - Right now?

- バーを前に押して - 今？

Yeah, go for it. Push forward.

ああ　そう前に押して

Jimmy, don't kill us.

殺さないでくれ

I'm scared.

ビビるな

You good.

いいぞ

Oh, this is amazing.

おお、これはすごいな

- Go ahead and twist. - To the right?

- 曲がってみて - 右かな？

To the right or left, I don't care.

どちらでも大丈夫

Oh, my God. They're cars.

ヤバい車が来た

Is this street legal?

公道走れるの？

Street legal around here.

ああ、この辺は平気だ

Oh, this is amazing.

おお、最高の気分

Why are we driving sideways?

なんで横向いてんの？

I haven't figured out how to straight it yet.

どうすれば正面向けるんだ？

And even though I'm driving like I'm actually drunk,

飲酒運転してるみたいに見えるけど、

I still managed to get us to NASA's lunar training yard,

ＮＡＳＡが実際に使っている訓練場までなんとか

where the real test is going to be.

たどり着くことができた

Oh, we're offroading.

おお、オフロードだ

Oh, God.

うおお！

Oh, it's getting bumpy.

でこぼこ道だ

You're going to let me drive it down this hill?

この坂、下りるってこと？

Is there seat belts in this thing?

シートベルトとかないわけ？

There's a seat belt we don't use right there.

使ってないシートベルトならあるよ

They've got seat belts they don't use, that's helpful

使ってないシートベルトだって、そりゃ助かるな

Oh, that's way too steep.

うわ、急勾配だ

No way.

マジかよ

Are we really going down?

本当に下りるの？

Can I get that seat belt now?

シートベルトつけないとまずいよ！

Oh, my God.

ヤバいって！

Wait, we're going down the hill sideways.

待て、また斜めになってる

Stop it, stop the car.

もう止めてくれよ

Lift your hand so they can see I'm driving.

俺が運転してるように見せないと

He's actually…

だって本当は…

I'll get up and let Nick-

それじゃあニックが代わりに…

No, sit there.

待って座って、ダメだ

- Do I go sideways in the crater? - Sure.

- 横向きに進むの？ - そうさ

Hold me, Karl.

ヤバいカール、抑えて

Hold me.

ラザービームは月じゃ生き残れないな

Lannan, I'm just going to say it, you wouldn't survive on the moon.

いいや生きてやる

I reckon I could do it.

次の訓練では

Next in training,

ＮＡＳＡの巨大な宇宙設備を案内してくれた

NASA showed me around their enormous space facility.

ほんとすごいな、

Holy crap.

世界で２番目に大きなプールだって

This is the second largest pool on Earth,

正直、自慢してるっぽく感じた。

which, I'll be honest, just felt like they were flexing on,

特に宇宙服を見せられた時はね

especially when they showed me the space suit.

これさえ着れば

As far as anybody is concerned,

誰でも宇宙飛行士だよ

once you try on a spacesuit, you're an astronaut.

当然落とし穴があった

But of course, there was a catch.

みんなオムツを着けなきゃいけない？

When you go on a spacewalk, do you have to wear a diaper?

１２時間脱げないからね

You're in the suit for 12 hours.

はいどうぞ

There you go.

マジで大人用のオムツだ

Like an actual real adult diaper, Okay.

気を付けて

So be careful.

実際にスペースシャトルに乗って

This is a space artifact.

宇宙に行った服だからね

It's flown on the space shuttle several times.

- 本物の宇宙飛行士が着たの？ - そう

- So real astronauts have worn this. - Yes.

この中でおしっこしたのか

Keep in mind that astronaut peed in this.

あなたもこれにした？

Have you peed in this suit?

いや、それにはしてない

I have not in the suit.

そっか

Okay.

次の宇宙飛行はいつ？

When's the next mission?

一年後は、何してる？

What are you doing a year from now?

- 空けとくよ - そっか、よし

- I can make time. - Okay.

最後の訓練はマジで過去一に

And the final step of my training was the craziest thing

ヤバい体験だった。

I've ever done.

なんと月に触らせてもらったんだ

They were going to let me touch the moon.

無理だよ、

No, no.

重さ４千キロだからね

Lean back into it because it weighs 9,000 pounds.

これが４千キロ？

This weighs 9,000 pounds.

おお、よし、開いた

Nice

月の石のコレクションとしては

This is the largest collection of moon rocks

世界最大級だよ

on display anywhere in the world.

信じられない場所に来た

I can't believe they letting us do this.

ただのＹｏｕＴｕｂｅｒですよ？

You realize, we're just a YouTube channel?

ああ

Yeah.

わあ見ろよ

Oh, my God.

これが月の上にあるなんて

These are just straight up on the moon.

ジェネシス・ロックに触れる可能性は？

What are the odds you'll let me touch the Genesis Rock?

ゼロ

Zero.

昨日は、恐竜の化石を発掘した

Yesterday, we dug up a dinosaur fossils.

それ系のプロだよ、触っていい？

I'm an expert in this kind of stuff. Can I touch it?

- ダメ - 無理か

- No. - I tried.

ここに付いているのが、月面土壌だよ

This material here is actually lunar soil.

うっわすげえ

No way bro.

月に触ってるのと同じさ

So you're actually touching the moon right now.

信じられない

Oh, that's wild.

あの筒には、月で取った泥が入ってて、

So that tube has dirt from the moon

一度も開けてないらしい

and has not been open since it came back.

ってことは中に宇宙人がいるかも

And since you haven't checked, in theory, there could be an alien.

だな

Yes.

まあ月からは、初めて…

Well, it would be the first from the moon.

- 待って - 月からは？月からはって？

- Wait, you guys heard that? - From the moon? He said from the moon!

宇宙人の存在が明らかになったとこで、

And after we found out aliens are totally real,

俺たちは成層圏に向かった

we head into the stratosphere for our next job

カールとノーランが飛行機を飛ばすぞ

where Karl and Nolan are going to fly a plane.

- 初めてなんだけど - 何するのかな

- I've never flown a plane before. - We have no idea what we're doing.

飛行訓練へようこそ

Welcome to the first day of flight training.

マジな話、二人が本物の飛行機を操縦するためには、

I'm not joking, for the boys to somehow fly a real plane.

このフライトシミュレーターで１回着陸すればいいんだ

All they have to do is land one time in this flight simulator

このスロットルレバーを戻すと、スピードが遅くなる

All right, here we have our throttle. Pulling it back makes it go slower.

うおお！　ヤバいよ

Just like that.

ノーランは墜落して、

Oh. Oh, my God.

また落ちて、何度も落ちた

And after Nolan crashed.

お前墜落させたの？

Oh, God.

最終的になんとか着陸して、

And crash. And crash.

本物の飛行機を操縦するための鍵が与えられた

You crashed the plane?!

超緊張する

He eventually did land successfully, which, for whatever

なあノーランもし無理なら、

reason, gave him the keys to fly this real plane.

マジで今すぐ言ってよ

Yo, I'm freaking out.

うわあ　どうしようマジで操縦すんのかよ

Hey, if you can't do this, Nolan, please

アーヤバい

for love of God, let them know now.

始めよう、いいかい？

Oh, my God. I'm going to fly a plane.

準備万端です

Oh, my God.

- フルスロットル - ６０突破

All right, you ready to go?

ちょっと不安定だが、今だ、少し引いて

As ready as I'll ever be.

離陸しました

- Full throttle. - Approaching 60.

- いいぞ - すっげーぞ！

Kind of wobbly, but now, just pull back a little bit.

俺が命を預かってる

We're taking off.

マジで全部ノーランが操縦してる

- There you go. - Oh my God.

そうさ彼に任せてる

Your life is in my hands.

乱気流での墜落はないでしょ？

He's literally controlling this entire thing.

あー…まあ…

Yes, he is, all by himself.

見てて、右に曲がります

Turbulence has never caused a crash, right?

いけ

Oh, well.

- 右だ！ - おお、うわあ、斜めになった

Watch this, I'm going to turn right.

自分が操縦してるなんて

No.

見て、手を離した

Turn right. Oh my God, we're sideways.

やめろ

I can't believe that I'm controlling this thing.

おお、ああ神様

Look, no hands.

このバカ！ぶっ殺してやる

Stop.

あそこに向かって、

Oh, sweet Jesus.

もうすぐ着陸だ

You moron. I'm going to murder you.

あー忘れてた

All right, we're going to go over there in a minute,

着陸は、皆苦手とするところさ

we're going to go back and land.

よし、降下します

Oh, my God. I forgot.

俺のメンタルも落ちてってる

That's the one thing, it's always a challenge for people.

シミュレーターでいつも失敗した部分だ

All right, I'm descending.

あーっとっと

My mental health is descending also.

あそこの滑走路に着陸してみよう

This is the part I crashed it every time in the simulator.

ああヤバい

Oh, God.

ねえ、ちょっと近すぎじゃない？

We're going to land right there on top of that runway.

そうだ　そのまま中心へ

Oh, my God.

- どうしよう - 落ち着いて

Wait, we're too close, right?

スロットルに手を置いたままに

Keep it pointed right down the middle.

戻ってくるのを待つんだ

- Oh, my God. - Easy.

息をして

Keep your hand on the throttle.

さあ行こう

You're going to wait to pull back.

着陸したぞ

Just breathe.

- やったな - 飛行機を着陸させたぞ

Here we go.

すごいよ

We touched ground.

できないって言われたけど戻ってきた

- You did it, man. - I landed a plane.

生きててよかった

Oh my God.

年収１００万ドルの仕事が

He said I couldn't do it, but we're still here.

ハンドモデルだってことには本当にびっくりしたよ

You didn't kill me.

ただしそれは世界で

I was genuinely surprised

最も稼ぐハンドモデルの話

the job that pays $1 million a year is hand modeling.

彼女は医者の平均給料の５倍を、

But only if you're one of the highest paid

自分の手の写真を撮ってもらって稼いでいる

hand models in the world.

彼女は聞きなじみのあるブランドでハンドモデルをしている

She makes five times the average salary of a doctor by letting people

彼女の手には片方につき１００万ドルの保険が掛けられているんだ

take photos of her hand and her resume is stacked.

これすごく楽しみ

She's hand modeled for almost any brand you've ever heard of.

彼女はまず俺たちの手を調べた

Her hands are even insured for $1,000,000 per hand.

不安になることがもひとつ増えるなんて

I can't wait to see this in action.

ざっと見た感じ爪のお手入れが必要ね

So to start us off, she examined our hands.

- だよね - 確かに

I didn't know that today was going to be the day that I'd find new insecurities.

この手はダメだよな

Okay, so immediately I can see the nails need work.

カールに比べてこの毛の量を見てよ

- Of course. - I agreed.

その分お金をもらえる？

These hands suck. Okay.

肌の質感はこの２人のほうがいいかもしれない

Look how much hair is here compared to Karl's.

俺を変えられる？

Can I get paid more for that?

奇跡を起こせるかは分からないけど…

The skin texture might be better here with these two.

まだあなたの手を見てないわ、ジミー

Can you change me?

手が光ってる

I don't know if I can work miracles,

- ヤバいな - なんでそんなに光ってるんだ？

but I haven't seen your hands yet, Jimmy.

さあね 指の骨格はいい感じ？