HI. IS RACHEL HERE?

I'M HER SISTER.

OH, MY GOD! JILL!

OH, MY GOD! RACHEL!

HI!

OH, MY GOD!

INTRODUCE US.

WELL, THIS IS CHANDLER.

AND YOU KNOW MONICA AND ROSS.

AND THAT'S PHOEBE

AND THAT'S JOEY.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

DON'T!

HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHICH-WHICH SISTER IS THIS?

IS THIS THE SPOILED ONE OR THE ONE THAT BIT HER?

DADDY CUT ME OFF.

NEVER MIND. I GOT IT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID TO HIM?

I SAID, "I'M GOING TO HIRE A LAWYER

"AND I'M GOING TO SUE YOU

"AND TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY

AND THEN I'M GOING TO CUT YOU OFF!"

WOW, WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAID HE WOULDN'T PAY FOR MY LAWYER.

AND THEN HE TOLD ME 

TO COME HERE AND LEARN ABOUT THE VALUE OF MONEY

FROM THE ONE DAUGHTER HE'S 

ACTUALLY PROUD OF.

( gasps)

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

MY DAD'S PROUD OF ME.

MY DAD'S PROUD OF ME.

RACH...

OH, YEAH, SORRY.

OKAY, HONEY, SO WHAT DID YOU DO

THAT MADE DAD CUT YOU OFF?

OKAY, I BOUGHT A BOAT.

YOU BOUGHT A BOAT?

YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T FOR ME, IT WAS FOR A FRIEND.

BOY, DID WE MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SISTER.

JILL, HONEY, 

I THINK THIS IS THE BEST THING

THAT COULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

YOU'VE NEEDED TO GET OUT ON YOUR OWN, ANYWAY.

AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN I DID IT

I-I, AT FIRST I WAS SCARED

BUT THEN, LOOK AT ME NOW.

I AM THE ONLY DAUGHTER

THAT DAD IS PROUD OF.

OKAY, THIS IS WHAT

YOU'RE GOING TO DO.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET A JOB.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN APARTMENT.

AND THEN I'LL HELP YOU

AND YOU CAN STAY WITH US.

RIGHT, PHEEBS?

OF COURSE, YEAH.

OH, THAT'S SO GREAT.

OKAY, I'M REALLY GOING TO DO THIS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU GUYS.

OH, I LIKE CARS.

I JUST HAD THE HARDEST DAY.

SOME OF THESE ARE SO HEAVY.

JILL, HOW DID YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS?

I THOUGHT YOUR DAD TOOK AWAY YOUR CREDIT CARD.

OH, PLEASE. I MEMORIZED THOSE NUMBERS WHEN I WAS 15.

BUT, LOOK AT ALL THE COOL MAKE-IT-ON-MY-OWN STUFF I GOT.

THIS IS MY "PLEASE HIRE ME" SWEATER.

AND THESE ARE MY...

"DON'T YOU WANT TO RENT ME THIS APARTMENT?" PANTS.

I DON'T THINK CHARGING NEW CLOTHES TO YOUR DAD

QUALIFIES AS MAKING IT ON YOUR OWN.

OH, MR. SCIENTIST HAS TO GET ALL TECHNICAL.

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T THINK 

RACHEL'S GOING TO THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

SO, WHO MADE HER QUEEN OF THE WORLD?

OH, I WOULD LOVE THAT JOB.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY.

JILL...

DID YOU SHOP?

NO.

THEY DID.

Both: YEAH, WE WENT SHOPPING!

YOU WENT SHOPPING?

WHAT? AND THEN YOU JUST CAME IN HERE

AND PARADED IT RIGHT UNDER JILL'S NOSE

WHEN YOU KNOW SHE'S TRYING TO QUIT?

WOW, YOU GUYS, IT'S TERRIBLE.

SORRY, JILL.

SORRY-SORRY, JILL.

SO, WHAT

DID YOU GET?

OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT

I GOT... THANK YOU, I GOT THIS "I WANT A JOB" SWEATER.

OH.

AND THEN I GOT, UH, THESE...

ARE APARTMENT PANTS.

APARTMENT PANTS?

YEAH, YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM?

WELL, NO, OF COURSE, OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF THEM.

ROSS, WHAT DID YOU GET?

HUH?

I GOT THIS... THIS.

A PASHMINA?

YEAH.

I-I LOVE THESE BABIES.

REALLY?

MM.

ROSS, WHAT'S A PASHMINA?

IT'S A RUG.

JILL.

( fake crying and sobbing)

I'M SORRY, RACHEL.

OH, COME ON.

YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK ON ME?

I INVENTED THAT.

RIGHT.

BUT I AM SORRY.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S OKAY.

ONE LITTLE SETBACK

IS OKAY.

BUT JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

NOW, SINCE DADDY 

PAID FOR ALL THIS STUFF

I SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY

BUT I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE...

THE-THE PASHMINA.

AND THE-AND THE, UH, PANTS.

AND, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY

'CAUSE THAT WAY, YOU'LL JUST REALLY LEARN THE LESSON, OKAY?

ALL RIGHTY.

I WILL SEE YOU AT DINNER.