Um, Patrick,

あの、パトリック。

I think that really is a flying houseboat.

あれは本当に空飛ぶ屋形船だと思うんです。

What is it, Patrick?

どうしたんだ パトリック？

It's probably just one of those fake haunted houses,

きっと偽物のお化け屋敷の一つなんだろう。

you know, for babies.

赤ちゃんには

I don't know, Patrick,

わからないわ パトリック

it's very scary-looking... and spooky.

とても怖い顔をしていますね...不気味です。

It looks like fun, I'm going to check it out.

楽しそうですね、チェックしてみようと思います。

Patrick, wait for me!

パトリック 待ってくれ！

[laughing]

[笑]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Hey, SpongeBob, can you give me a boost?

スポンジ・ボブさん、後押ししてくれませんか？

Um.

えーと。

[grunting]

[grunting]

A little to the left.

少し左へ

[grunting]

[grunting]

A little help?

ちょっと手伝ってくれる？

[grunting]

[grunting]

Hurry up, lazy-bones!

急げ、怠け者め！

[grunting]

[grunting]

Wow. Look at this place! It's so cheesy!

わあここを見て！安っぽいわ！

Check out this lame doorknob.

このダサいドアノブをご覧ください。

[shrieking]

[悲鳴を上げる]

[chuckles nervously]

[緊張の面持ちで笑う]

Let's check out inside.

では、中を覗いてみましょう。

I don't know, Patrick.

わからないわ パトリック

Oh, come on, don't be such a baby.

おいおい、そんな子供みたいなこと言うなよ。

Wow, so lame.

うわー、ダサい。

[thundering]

[雷鳴]

Nice attention to detail, though.

しかし、細部へのこだわりは素晴らしいですね。

Huh. So not scary.

へえー。怖くはないんですね。

Hey, this is a nice picture.

ね、いい写真でしょう。

[Screaming]

[悲鳴]

Did you say something, SpongeBob?

スポンジ・ボブさん、何か言いましたか？

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

Hey, SpongeBob, check this out!

スポンジ・ボブ、これ見て！」。

Okay, I'll be right there.

わかった、すぐに行く。

Even the spiders are fake!

クモもフェイク！？

I wish something would... pop out of a closet!

クローゼットから何かが...飛び出さないかなぁ～？

Like a big, hairy hand!

毛むくじゃらの大きな手のような!

That would be scary!

それは怖いですねー。

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

But this place is too low budget for that!

でも、ここは低予算すぎて無理！？

[screaming, shivering]

[悲鳴を上げて震えている]

Would be cool, though, wouldn't it?

でも、クールでしょう？

Yeah, that'd be [gulps] neato.

ええ、それは素晴らしいことです。

[organ playing]

[オルガンの演奏]

Patrick, where is that music coming from?

パトリック あの音楽はどこから来てるんだ？

I think it's coming from that guy.

あの人からの情報だと思います。

[organ playing, thundering]

[オルガンの演奏、雷鳴]

Who dares trespass upon me haunted houseboat?

私のお化け屋敷に侵入したのは誰だ？

[thundering]

[雷鳴]

We do!

そうなんです!

Aye. And what manner of beastie might you two be?

あああなた方はどんな種類の獣なのですか？

Look at the attention to detail in his mouth.

口元のこだわりをご覧ください。

It's all... rotten and slimy.

全部...腐ってる、ぬるぬるしてる。

His bad breath is incredible!

口臭がすごい!

His hair is very authentic, too. It's dirty.

髪型も本格的ですね。汚れてますね。

[sniffing] Eww. It reeks,

臭う悪臭がする

and check out the workmanship on the jaw mechanism.

と、爪の機構の出来栄えを確認します。

Remarkable-build quality!

驚異的な造りの良さ

Obviously a puppet or a robot!

明らかにパペットかロボットだ!

Oh, we must be in one of those fancy pizza parlors,

ああ、ここは高級ピザ屋の一角に違いない。

with those singing animated robots!

歌うロボットと一緒に

Robots? Puppets? Pizza parlors?! Arr!!

ロボット？パペット？ピザ屋？！アー!!!

Sing us a song, robot!

歌え、ロボット！

What? Sing for ye?

何？歌えって？

Oh, whoops! [chuckles]

あ、おっと！[チャックルズ]

You're right. I almost forgot.

そうだったね。忘れるところだった。

You're coin-operated, aren't you?

コイン式なんですね。

[coughing]

[咳き込む]

So you want me to sing ye a shanty, eh?

シャンティを歌えということか？

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

ウフフ！ウフフ！

Don't put yourself out for us!

私たちのために、自分を犠牲にしないでください

And you do not think I'm a real ghost, do ye?

そして、あなたは私が本物の幽霊だと思ってないですよね？

- Nope! - I do, Mr. dead pirate, sir!

- そうです、死んだ海賊さん！

Oh, oh, oh, I'll sing ye a song, all right!

ああ、ああ、ああ、私はあなたに歌を歌います、すべての権利！。

A song so terrifying,

とても恐ろしい曲です。

you'll have to believe I'm a ghost!

私が幽霊だと信じてください

[laughing]

[笑]

This show is going to be so awesome.

この番組は、とても素晴らしいものになると思います。

[laughs nervously] Yeah, awesome.

[うん、すごい。

Hit it, fingers!

打てよ、指！

♪ Yo-ho-ho, yo-hoooooooooooo! ♪

♪ Yo-ho-ho, yo-hoooooooo! ♪

[whispering] They're good!

[おいしいよ

♪ Oh, we're the ghouls Of the briny deep ♪

♪ Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep ♪

♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪

♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪

♪ Creeping in coffins With spider webs ♪

♪ Creeping in coffins With spider webs ♪

♪ As ghostly pillows Beneath our heads ♪

♪ As ghostly pillows Beneath our heads ♪

♪ Oh, we're the ghouls Of the briny deep ♪

♪ Oh, we're the ghouls of the briny deep ♪

♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪

♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪

♪ We wear black shrouds That look quite neat ♪

♪ We wear black shrouds That look quite neat ♪

♪ but we don't own shoes 'Cause we have no feet ♪

♪ but we don't own shoes 'Cause we have no feet ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha ♪

♪ We like to haunt And frighten and scare ♪

♪ We like to haunt And frighten and scare ♪

♪ 'Til you jump right out Of your underwear ♪

"下着から飛び出すまで

♪ We like to eat eyes And brains ♪

♪ We like to eat eyes And brains ♪

♪ And drink our grog From rusty drains ♪

♪ And drink our grog From rusty drains ♪

♪ We don't keep animals Like cutesy snails ♪

♪ We don't keep animals like cutey snails ♪

Gary!

ゲイリー！

♪ Our favorite pet's The cat-o-nine-tails! ♪

♪ Our favorite pet's The cat -o -nine -tails!♪

Meow.

ニャー

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

Do you believe we're real ghosts now?

私たちが本物の幽霊になったと思っているのか？

Where's my pizza?

私のピザはどこ？

What kind of pizza joint are you running anyhow?

ところで、どんなピザ屋をやっているんですか？