Every Time Plankton Was Actually Close to Stealing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!

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You'll never get this Formula, you twisted fiend!
Oh, but I will!
Even if I have to come back tomorrow!
Or the next day!
And the next day,
and the next day, and the next day
and the next day and the next day
and the next day or the next day,
the next day and the next and the next day...
Phone call, Mr. Plankton.
And the next day,
and the next day,
and the next day,
and the next day.
[screaming]
Ugh!
It's not worth it!
It's just not worth it!
It's been your constant encouragement
that has helped me progress to new musical heights.
I'm hitting notes I never even knew existed.
May day! May day!
In fact, thanks to you,
I'm going to quit my job at the Krusty Krab
and become a full time musician.
But then I'll never get my hands on that Secret Formula!
Uh oh.
My professional grade earplugs!
No!
Come back. I need you!
[screaming]
Uh uh uh.
Not until I have the Formula.
Fine!
Be right back.
Hi, Mr. Krabs.
What are you doing here, SpongeBob?
Oh. I can't sleep, I come here.
To be close to the Formula.
It comforts me.
Well, comfort time's over now!
I'm trading the Formula to Plankton
for a lifetime supply of chum.
I can't let you do that, Mr. Krabs.
You'll thank me for this later.
Get a better grip.
Plankton, where are you?
I got the Formula!
I'm here to collect me chum!
I'm up here, Krabs!
Whoa!
Woo hoo! Just look at that chum!
And it's all for me!
[laughing]
Oh, I'm so sorry, Krabs.
You foiled too many of my plans over the years
for me not to double cross you now.
This time I have the upper hand!
Ow!
Get it? Upper hand.
[laughing]
I win!
You get nothing!
[screaming]
[gasping]
No!
And then the littlest sea elf said...
Huh?
Ugh.
Steady, Plankton.
It's all gonna pay off soon enough.
Hey there, sleepyhead. What do you say?
All the preparation is making me hungry.
Me too. You know what would really hit the spot?
Why don't you whip us up a couple of Krabby Patties?
Mmm.
I'm kinda in the mood for tacos.
[laughing]
Good one, SpongeBob.
But really, why don't you go ahead and make us a patty?
Nah.
I don't really feel like it.
But I don't understand.
You have the grill and the spatula and the comfy chair.
I rubbed your putrid feet!
Tell you what, half pint.
Why don't you ask me later?
Grr!
I command you to make me a patty this instant!
No!
Don't back sass me!
[mumbling]
What?
A little taste of your own medicine, eh, Krab cakes?
Num num!
Num num.
Num num!
[screaming]
Num num!
Go away, big scary monster.
Don't eat Patrick. Eat me.
I'm packed with nutrients.
No! Eat me!
Don't eat me!
Eat Squidward!
Wait. What?
[whimpering]
Num num.
She loves your jellybeans, Patrick.
I'd better go while the going's good!
Jellybean.
I can practically taste those Krabby Patties now.
Oop!
[screaming]
Ugh.
I'm really angry! Here we go. Yep.
Ooh! Hoo!
[laughing]
Blasted bottle!
It's always something!
Har har har!
What?
Guess you didn't think that one through all the way, did ya?
Dead jerk.
[laughing]
What do you think the puppies have been doing all this time?
Now to open my prize!
Karen! Baby!
[gasping]
[barking]
[barking]
Plankton!
Won't you ever learn?
You're never gonna get the Formula.
Come on, SpongeBob.
Maybe we could work something out!
This is your last chance, Eugene!
Give up the Formula or else!
Or else what?
Or else this!
Alright, alright. I'll give you what you want.
Just please don't hurt me.
SpongeBob, help!
SpongeBob!
Help me!
Ooh, a penny!
Not again.
Oh!
I'm so sorry, Mr. Krabs.
Secret recipe, where are you?
Ah ha!
Hello future!
[laughing]
Yes!
[laughing]
Huh? What the...?
Where's my museum?
The future is the same as my own pathetic life.
Forget this!
I'm waiting another fifty years!
Finally, the Krabby Patty Secret Recipe!
[laughing]
It's not what you think.
What is it then? Tell me what you see here!
I... I don't see anything.
How can you not see it?
Okay! Okay! I see it!
It's a Krabby Patty, okay?
I couldn't help it.
But we sang the fun song.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
How long?
How long what?
How long were you planning on doing this?
Tell me!
What?
Alright! It's true!
I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty!
But then you showed me friendship!
And now, I realize that's all I ever really wanted.
Really?
No, not really.
Being evil is too much fun!
Darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart.
What is that?
Mr. Krabs, he's gone.
He got the patty.
He won.
Oh, no, he didn't, boy.
Don't you know what's behind these screens?
Solid concrete!
[laughing]
I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs.
Here you go.
Thank you, SpongeDoop.
[laughing]
Whoops! Don't forget your lucky penny.
[laughing]
Joy.
This might be your lucky day!
[laughing]
Self destruct coin slot has been activated.
Ten seconds till detonation.
Coin operated self destruct.
Not one of my better ideas.
Help!
Ouch.
I have to say, Mr. Plankton,
if this is how you treat your employees...
Say no more, my friend.
If you'd care to work for me, just sign this contract
with this delicious candy pen.
Ooh! Me first! Me first!
Oh, don't bother to read it now that it's such a fun day.
That's such great advice.
This is working far better than I planned.
With Krabs as my employee,
I can order him to give me the Krabby Patty Formula,
and the Krusty Krab will be no more!
[laughing]
Ahem! Hello, Plankton.
Uh oh.
Mr. Krabs, don't sign it!
[screaming]
You promised me ice cream!
Look.
Once I get the Secret Formula and rule the world,
I'll buy you all the ice cream you want!
Let's see.
Comic books, seashells...
an old man...
Hello.
outboard motors,
stolen jokes, a leg...
My leg!
Hmmm. Well, drop a dime on me.
There it is!
[laughing]
Oh no you don't!
Krabs! What are you doing here?
I stole that Formula fair and square!
Well, I'm stealing it back.
Plankton, I'm ready to negotiate a price for me Secret Formula.
Oh, goody. Let me just wind my watch.
What for?
'Cause I'm going to love every minute of this.
Did you hear that?
Karen, is that you?
Up there!
Whoa nellie.
First, I lost jellyfish fields.
[mumbling]
And what?
And now I've lost the only job I ever wanted!
[crying]
Look at it this way.
I don't have to see you every day now.
Oh, this really good me to start of something beautiful.
Ow! What in the name of...
Squidward, look!
What am I looking...
[screaming]
All the jellyfish who used to live in Jellyfish Fields,
are coming to Bikini Bottom!
Yeah, but for some reason,
I don't think it's to distribute holiday gift baskets!
Aw, you don't?
[screaming]
Eh.
You know, Plankton, let's just talk about this later.
I think I'm just going to run for me life.
[gasping]
Don't worry, Secret Formula. I'm coming, baby!
[screaming]
[screaming]
Me wants that baba!
[screaming]
Here, Plankton. Mr, Krabs wants you to have this.
[laughing]
Finally.
No!
Ah ha.
Oh.
Whoa!
[screaming]
I have had enough!
Get out of my restaurant, you mindless sheep!
I wrote those fortunes!
They were fakes.
Don't you get it?
Now, all of you, out!
Grrr!
Let's go back to the Krusty Krab!
- Yeah! - Yeah, back to the Krusty Krab!
Yeah!
Hmm hmm.
[sighing]
When I count to three, you will fall into a deep sleep.
One.
Two.
Three.
[snoring]
I can't believe it worked.
Now, when I snap my fingers,
you will awake and tell me the Formula.
[snoring]
Hey, wake up!
[snoring]
Hmm. What else is loud and obnoxious?
Why won't you wake up?
Um, Mr. Krabs?
What is it, lad?
Take a look.
Keep it moving, nice and orderly.
Hey, Eugene, you want a free Krabby Patty?
Just guess how many customers I can fit it to The Chum Bucket!
[gasping]
I feel terrible!
The Patty tastes like stomach acid!
It tastes like aspirin and carrots!
Get it off! Get it off!
[screaming]
Wait! Come back!
Oh, come on, Karen! What happened?
I just did what you asked.
I analyzed the contents of your stomach
and use them to synthesize a Krabby Patty.
Bust the doors!
[neighing]
Bust this one too!
And now for the Secret Formula.
Open says me!
Don't hand me that.
I command you!
Please don't hurt me!
Whoo!
[screaming]
I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation,
will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.
First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.
Nice try. Your act's over, bud.
You may win this time.
Sheakazing!
Well, this stinks.
I don't believe it!
The Krabby Patty Formula.
He's teething on it!
Give it here, you big stupid baby.
Ow!
[giggling]
Ohh.
I've got it!
Just like taking candy from a baby!
Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you!
Hey! What are you doing?
[laughing]
Whoo!
Uh oh.
Ahem!
Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
Drumroll please!
Finally, after all these years, I'm about to find out
what makes a Krabby Patty taste so good!
The Secret Recipe for one Krabby Patty is...
a pinch of salt...
Plankton, wait!
three teaspoons of chopped onions...
I'm warning ya!
a cup of love...
Don't do it!
mixed together with the most important ingredient of all,
four heaping pounds of freshly ground...
Plankton?
I warned ya.
[screaming]
I want you to tell me... the Secret Krabby Patty Formula.
The what?
The Secret Formula is locked away in your heart.
Unlock your heart for me, Eugene.
Let me in.
Oh.
Okay. Anything for you, baby.
I'm gonna whisper it to ya.
Just in case there's any prying ears out there.
Oh boy.
Here it comes!
Alright, my sweet.
Here it is.
I'm getting a little emotional here.
You know, I never told anyone
the Secret Krabby Patty Formula before.
So, here goes.
Come on, Krabs! Let it all out!
Plankton?
No, no!
I'm not Plankton! I'm Cashina.
Your blushing bride!
I'm uh, uh...
Am I blushing?
Here we go. I'll come back for you a little later.
I feel better already.
[snoring]
Sweet dreams, Grammymum.
[laughing]
Sweet dreams, indeed, fool!
Only this dream is about to become a nightmare,
for Mr. Krabs!
[laughing]
I'm just going to savor this moment.
Because for once in my life,
for once in my life,
I feel truly alive!
Plankton!
[gasping]
You've been a very naughty boy, Plankton!
Bu-bu-bu but I...
Grandma, I can...
I've been looking all over for this stuff.
Grandma, I can explain!
I'm sure you can.
Hey, Plankton, we're free!
Where'd he go?
I'm way ahead of you, Krabs!
[laughing]
You better not be trying to steal me Formula!
I am and I will!
But what about our deal?
What? We're still working together!
Come on. You're helping me steal your Formula!
That's it. Just wait 'till I get me claws on you!
Ah ha!
Now, to get that Formula!
Whoa!
[screaming]
[screaming]
Satisfied with yourself, Plankton?
Now you trapped us all underground.
With my new gang of vicious convicts,
you're no match for me now, Krabs.
Fellow jailbirds, bring me the Krabby Patty Formula!
Sorry, boss.
We looked everywhere for it, but we can't find it.
Did you try looking in the safe?
Oh.
Eureka!
[laughing]
Plankton!
Don't do it.
Sorry, Krabs.
Nothing can stop me now.
Except the law!
What's happening?
SpongeBob warned me you were planning a jailbreak,
so I took the precaution of hiding the entire
Bikini Bottom Police force in me safe.
Why did you go into the Krusty Krab that day?
To, you know, say hello to my once good friend, Mr. Krabs.
What?
Are you sure it wasn't to make off with one of these?
Gotcha.
Weren't you there to steal the Formula
of the most delicious, sweet smelling sandwich
known to Bikini Bottom?
Krabby Patty.
I can't take it!
Gimmie. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
[laughing]
And finally, it's mine!
I'll take that.
Huh?
No, no, no!
Once again, Plankton, the sweetest of life's joys
has eluded your grasp.
Give me that Formula or I'll destroy this stinkin' town!
But I don't wanna!
You better do what he says or we'll tear
your restaurant apart and give it to him ourselves!
Yeah.
I just washed my car.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Okay. I'll do it.
Yeah.
Here. I hope you choke on it.
I can't believe it.
After all these years, it's mine!
I'm so happy I could just burst!
This bubble, that is!
[gasping]
[laughing]
Oh, that dirty little double timer!
Don't worry.
He's about to get what's coming to him.
Now, to see what's inside a Krabby Patty.
Darn it, Krabs!
I want you to have this.
It's me Secret Formula.
I can't believe you would even think...
Things are different now.
Honestly.
It would mean a lot to me.
You... you're serious?
Eugene...
if I take this Formula from you now,
there will always be a hint of doubt.
Come on, take it.
You sure?
[sighing]
Life is good, Krabs.
Sure is, buddy.
Sure is.
Yeah, baby!
This is it!
Yeah! Whoo! Whoo hoo hoo!
[laughing]
Yeah! I got it, I got it!
My diabolical, extremely convoluted plan, worked!
I should've been a politician!
[laughing]
I'd never give you the Formula!
Mr. Krabs is the best boss in the whole ocean!
[laughing]
Sorry.
I mean...
[laughing]
I forgot the Secret Krabby Patty Formula, Mr. K.
Would you remind me again?
Sure, SpongeBob. I got it right...
Oh, no you don't, Plankton.
It's finally mine!
Time to kick this baby in a four claw drive!
Wait, Sandy! We can work this out!
My pelt!
Mr. Krabs, Sandy's making off with the Formula!
[gasping]
Sandy, you're naked and you don't have clothes on!
Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmit!
Only from my cold dead feelers!
Plankton!
I should've known this was your doing!
Now, feel this!
Hiya!
Gotcha!
[laughing]
Come to Papa.
Hold it right there!
You're not going anywhere...
without a ten second head start!
It's good to be home.
You said it.
[laughing]
I love being hated.
Hey, get back here, you little booger!
[laughing]

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