Do you have a bandage?

No, I don't

I scraped my knee falling for you

Wanna put your number in my phone?

No, I'm sorry, I'm taken

By me?

No, by him

Oh...

Are you single? -No, I'm married with three kids

I'd like to have three sons that are my age.

You wanna give me your number? -No, sorry

It was a good effort. -Half a number?

Do you wanna be my girlfriend?

I'm a little old for you, honey

She's my old lady, so you gotta kick my ass first, that's the rule

Oh...but I'm a little sore, I've been working out

Hey, babies

You guys want to have a field trip in my pants

No?

Alright, just go ahead and give me your number

Can I get a water cup and your number?

No?

I can give you the water cup

But you can call me when you're 18

Excuse me, are you single? -I'm not, sorry

Can I have your number? -I'm sorry

No? -No, I'm sorry. -Here, go ahead

I can't, I'm sorry. -Really?

Is your dad a baker? -No

Cause you got nice buns

What's your name? Are you single?

I just really want your number

If you get your girlfriend to give me her number, I'll just leave

You got some nerve, dude

Do you work at Hooter's?

Yeah. -Really? -Really

You wanna give me your number?

No? -No. -Oh, okay

Excuse me

How much does it cost to get your number?

what?

How much does your number cost? -My number?

My number's not for sale

It's not? -No, it's not, sorry. -I can't order it?

If you're here, then who's running heaven?

Do you want to go to dinner? -No, I don't. -No?

Do you wanna give me your number? -No, I don't

Would you make me a sandwich?

I just want your number. -Now? Oh, I'm sorry

I think it's probably, like, illegal. -I think so

It's not illegal. -Yeah. -It is? -Yeah

Really?

Excuse me. -Yeah? -Did we go to a different school together? -No

They're feisty, huh?

Are you from Tennessee? -No

Cause you're the only ten I see

Can I have your number? -No, I'm not interested

You're like five

You need Jesus

I do, huh?

And a Bible...

Give me your number. -No

You wanna do it. -No, I don't

Go ahead and put it in. Yeah, just put it in

Do you mind if I take this girl out to Chuck E. Cheese's?

Excuse me, babies

Wanna have a field trip in my pants?

No?

What, no. Is that how you pick up girls?

If you do you're gonna have to sign a permission slip

You need to, uhm, work on your picking up

Yeah, I do

You really do, though. -It's been a, it's been a minute

It's been more than a minute

Can I have your number?

Is it, is it fine with you?

I like the women the way I like peanut butter: chunky

You calling me fat? -No... Just a little

I need to call my mom, can I use your phone, please?

Can I trust you not to take it? -Yeah, you can hold my leg

Alright, hold your leg

Oh. I'll call you later on

Oh my god

That was the slickest...