字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Hehe. Finally, I have a fool proof plan to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. Krabs will never recognize me wearing... these glasses. [screaming] Maybe 1,004 will be your lucky number. Oh, yeah? You try getting launched. Oh, right, the launchings, I've got them all on my hard drive. [music playing] [groaning] [music playing] Par! [groaning] [neighing] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [whistle blowing] I'm tired today, Plankton. You're just gonna have to launch yourself. [music playing] Splat. [crying] [Karen laughing] Karen?! I'm sorry. That last part always makes me laugh. What could be worse than being romantically pursued by a rabid sea urchin? 100 urchins! [screaming] Get ready! Here they come! [screaming] Holy mother of Pearl! Batten down the hatches! It's a stampede! [banging] Come on! Let me out! Mommy! Come on! Open up! Help! Get me out of here! Poor Plankton. Ah, who cares about Plankton? What about me restaurant? I heard that! Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs. Your secret formula is finally mine! [screaming] [screaming] You'll never catch me Krabs. Not when I shift into maximum overdrive. Hi-yah! I knew I should have gotten the turbo. [screaming] Hear me, Krabs! You'll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it from my cold dead [squeaking] [screaming] Ooh. [laughing] I've done it! Nothing can stop me now. My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny, helpless infant. The key to the Krusty Krab. This was easier than I hoped. [babbling] Mmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined. Whoa! No! No! [screaming] Ooh! Whoa! Ha ha ha. Don't forget you're lucky, penny. Ha ha ha. Yo ink. This must be your lucky day. [laughing] Self destruct coin slot has been activated. Ten seconds till detonation. Coin operated self destruct? Not one of my better ideas. Help! [Plankton laughing] Ooh. [laughing] You're all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty. Ooh hoo hoo hoo. [laughing] [alarm sounding] Initiating launch sequence. Krabby Patty, here I come! Eh, I hope I don't miss again. Reunited and it's gonna feel so good. [laughing] [screaming] Oh! Listen up safe, I will spill your contents even if I have to tear you apart... [grunting] bit by bit... [grunting] molecule by molecule... atom by atom. Uh-oh. Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson. Ow! I didn't do it! Eh, eh, it was him. What? Oh, you're not pinning this on me. You said you didn't care if it was ready or not. Okay, I admit it. I admit it. But what's the big deal? Ow! The big deal is when the chum's not cooked for exactly 24 hours, it causes severe tummy trouble. You fed us undercooked chum?! Tear him apart, people. [screaming] I've had it and I'm not gonna take it anymore! [screaming] Not the napkins! He got what he deserved, that's what I say. [screaming] Run! It caught fire! It's all burning! Run! My restaurant! [crying] I never thought I'd get this far. Well, then, allow me to suggest your next move. [screaming] Curse you, Krabs! [laughing] And now for the chaser. [gasping] You just wait, Krabs! Next time, I'll... [groaning] Who am I kidding? Ooh, try again. Mm, try again. Mm, try again. Ooh, try again. Oh, try again. [screaming] You try it again! I'm making my move! It's finally mine. Time to kick this baby into four claw drive. Wait Sandy! We can work this out! My pelt! Mr. Krabs! Sandy's making off with the formula! Sandy, you're naked! And you don't have any clothes on! Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmint! Only from my cold, dead feelers! Plankton! I should have known this was your doing! Now feel this! Hi-ya! [grunting] Gotcha! I won. The Krabby formula is mine! It took eleventy-seven years, but I got it! Oh, no. [screaming] No! Ah! Oh! Ouch! Ouch! [screaming] Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Oh nuts. Did somebody order a Krabby-Whoa! [groaning] Oh, look out! [groaning] Oh, coming through! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [cheering] [sighing] Tis a beautiful sight. It warms me heart. [gasping] Me Krabby Patty recipe. What's it doing out here? Whoa, oh, should've known, Plankton. Hey, Krabs. Uh, happy eleventy-seven. It's luncheon time. Please, Krabs. No, I can't take it anymore. No more launchings, please! Oh, all right. Since I'm in such a good mood, I'll go easy on you this time. [screaming] There. Happy landings, Plankton! You know, this isn't so bad. Everyone looks like little ants from up here. [laughing] Wait. Help. Huh? Hey, this is the key to the Krusty Krab. [laughing] The secret formula is-- [laughing] - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. [screaming] [humming] [laughing] You've got to give up the ghost if you want to make toast. [grunting] What? No, no, no! Stupid ghost hands. [crying] [laughing] What? [laughing] What's so funny, stupid ghost? You are. That's what. You can't just float in on your first day and pick things up. [laughing] Bring on the boom boom! [laughing] Battle stations, men! Here he comes! We're all doomed! We're all doomed! We're all doomed! We're all doomed! Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! We're all doomed! We're all doomed! We're all doomed! We're all doomed! Later. [laughing] [laughing] Hey, what gives? I, the Amazing Plankton with the use of prestidigitation, will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes. First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. [grunting] Nice try. Your act's over, bub. You may win this time. Sheaukazem! Well, this stinks. That's right, run Krabs, for I have found your Achilles heel. I'll freeze you out of business and I'll do it with your precious thermostat. [laughing] What the? Oh, no! Code red! Abandon ship! Abandon ship! [screaming] No matter, in four to six hours, I will have my revenge. [laughing] [laughing] Hold it right there, Plankton. - Krabs. - I'll take that. How did you know it was me? Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it. Mm. Perhaps a pepper shaker was a bit obvious. Ya think? SpongeBob! [vacuuming] Three, two, one, launch. [screaming] Plankton, the rock, Plankton, the loner. And she's off, ladies and gentlemen. And that's why everything you try ends up like this... [laughing] Ooh! And like this... [laughing, squeaking] And more recently like this... [flushing] [crying] I'm a failure. [screaming] Hey, Mr. Krabs, what happens to Plankton? You just have to wait for nature to take its course. [laughing] [belching] Well I suppose dear old dad was right. I should have minored in business administration. What the? Oh, gross. I command you to stop drooling on me! Put me down! Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult! [babbling] [screaming] [farting] [screaming] Huh? I don't believe it. The Krabby Patty formula, he's teething on it. Give it here, you big stupid baby. Ow! [giggling] [groaning] I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you! Hey! What are you doing?! [laughing] Ooh. Uh-oh. [clearing throat] Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper! Oh, boy. Whew. Man, is it hot in here. Tell me about it. It worked. In this new gaseous form, I'll be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. [laughing] Now, how much wa-- [laughing] Hmm. [sniffing] Ugh! Finally, the moment has come. No, no, no, no, no, no. [screaming] [laughing] You married a genius, Karen, using the DNA from Krab's hair and my own DNA from my antennae... Ouch! ... I will create a combo clone of me and Krabs to finally steal the secret formula. [laughing] [grunting] [laughing] Behold Plankrab! [grunting] [laughing] If we just go get the Krabby Patty secret formula, Oh, yeah, okay. It's just over here in the safe. Yes. Yes. [laughing] Hey, what ya doing, boy? Oh, my new magical talking spatula that I got from Plankton says it needs your Krabby Patty secret formula. SpongeBob, no! I mean, it was your talking spatula, you say? That you got from Plankton? Well, why didn't you say so? Here, give your talking spatula, this recipe. Mr. Krabs, I think your blinker's broken. Just read it. Hi. Okay, Sizzle Master, the first ingredient is... five gallons combustible cooking oil. Yes, Karen, begin production! One sack coral dust, extra spicy. One bucket fire algae paste, and the final ingredient, disulfide. Yes! [laughing] Wait. How much disulfide? The whole enchilada. I had no idea this stuff was approved for restaurant use. [Mr. Krabs] Boom, it's not. Plankton. Krabs? Oh, no. Quite a volatile concoction, ay, Planky? Must be Explosive Patty Wednesday, ay, Mr. Krabs? [laughing] Ya got that right, boy-o. Oh, hardy har har! Yes. Yes! Come to papa! Oh, boy. [beeping] Plankton, 1% evil, 99% hot gas. Well, this stinks. Well, Patty, I guess we can go home now. SpongeBob! That's my Krabby Patty! Give it back, you porous freak! SpongeBob, come in here. [laughing] Or should I say RobotBob Sponge ChefPants? I put the brain in the robot, you know? You shouldn't have been a spoiled brat. You see, I always get what I want. And I want you to make me a Krabby Patty! [beeping] Response: Why don't you ask me later? What? What?! Get welded. Wait! I command you make me a Krabby Patty! I don't wanna. Would you marry me? Ooh. Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid. It's time to act like a man. [screaming] Gasp. Please don't marry him Mommy. Don't marry this bad bad man. I don't want you too. Too late, Krabsy. We're going to be married and you're gonna be my new son. [laughing] Huh? What's this honey bunch? I'm flattered by your offer. Really, I am. But I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. [laughing] I don't get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me. Oh, come on. I think you're overreacting. - Sorry. - That's okay. [grunting] [laughing] [screaming] [groaning] Huh? [groaning] Oh! [laughing] You fool! Now I will rule the streets! [laughing] Ouch! [groaning] Strength. Krabby Patty. Okay, give it to me. Come on, SpongeBob, stop it! I swear, I'm not doing anything. Mr. Krabs! The Krabby Patty is haunted! Come back, ye patty pirate. This is no ghost. This is Plankton stealing me booty. Hear me Krabs, when I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I went to college! Hey, let me go! Oh, I'll let you go, squirt, on a flying saucer. [laughing] Back to the Chum Bucket with ya! You'll pay for this, Krabs! [screaming] [groaning] Thank Neptune that's over. Uh-oh. [SpongeBob screaming] Ow. Surprise. [screaming] [screaming] [laughing] [screaming] Disengage! Me secret formula! Happy birthday, Krabs! Don't forget your condiments, Plankton. That a boy, SpongeBob! Safe! You'll rue the day we were born, Krabs! I'll be back! Oh, barnacle. [screaming] Good luck at your new job today, Cousin Stanley. Thanks. I'll bet I'm even better at this one. Good morning, Mr. SquarePants. Morning, boss. I can't believe it. That fool Krabs letting the blood relative of his best worker... [banging] Well, that's the end of me. Sorry, boss. Get back! Wait! Plankton. I know you have me formula! So just hand it over! Open up, Plankton! I know you got me formula! Huh? Who could that be? Uh, that banging noise? [chuckles] That's just the dryer. I thought I'd do the laundry so you wouldn't have to later. Kiss. Kiss. Ooh, Ray Ray, that's the most romantic thing you've ever said. The formula is finally mine. [laughing] Oh, come on! Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir. May I help you? Yes, please. I'd like an order of chili coral bits. You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty? No, thank you. Will this cover it? Uh, sure. Here you go. Good day. Hmm. I was sure it was one of Plankton's tricks. Well, at least his money's good. [laughing] Aha! Plankton! You knew I would never distrust a dollar. That's right, Krabs. Now hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula. Or what? I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far. At least I don't rust. You know you're going to wish you deleted that comment. Hey, come on, babe. Don't take it so hard. You'll find love again. Maybe you'll meet a nice adding machine. Oh, that does it. Oh, why did I program her with a jealousy scheduler? And why did I outfit her with a molecular rearranger ray? Here's your stir fry, little man. Let's not do something we might regret! You should know regrets the one thing you left out of my operating system. Psst. Young man. Yes. Over here. Come on, boy, a little closer. Closer. Not that close. [screaming] You blasted, barnacle head! I mean, hi. [laughing] Soon, the king's village will be mine. Mine. Mine! [screaming] Unhand her, fiend! The prophecy is nigh! [panting] We're here to rescue you, Pearl. Whew! Can I get a glass of water? Sparkling or regular? Siketh! [gasping] You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Bikini Bottomshire. Prepare to be vanquished! Bring it oneth, knave. [screaming] Huh? What the...? Where...? Oh... [laughing] I didn't see you, you're so tiny. [grunting] [laughing] That tickles! [laughing] Tiny powers! Tiny powers! [laughing] [screaming] [screaming] [Pearl] I be-eth okay. [laughing] Wow. Huh? Yes! Yes! Forsooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me... Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious Krabby Patties. Curses. [grunting] 35 left, 25 right, and finally, four left. Open, says me. [grunting] Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination. Why isn't an opening? [grunting, screaming] This is the world famous Krusty Krab. [chattering] [grunting] And this is Plankton who's always trying to steal the Krabby Patty. So, we step on 'em. Ouch! Try it everyone, it's fun. Oh, my goodness, can I? [groaning] That is fun. [laughing] The fool, he left the safe open. Open for business, baby! [laughing] Gotcha. Excuse me. What aisle did you get that from? You mean the Kelpo? No, that thing. The ugly, drippy, smelly thing. Are you talking about my baby? Creep. [panting] Ow! Ow! Ow! [groaning] Today is the 25th anniversary of the first time me archenemy, Plankton, ever tried to steal me secret Krabby Patty formula. Can I have the secret formula? - No. - Okay. But he was persistent. - Pretty please? - Uh-uh. He used disguises... [laughing] super science... civil disobedience... [laughing] No! How is this possible? I freeze his place solid and he turns it into an ice rink. He's making more money than ever. It's because, unlike you, he's a good businessman. Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my wings. I don't understand why you don't just steal a Krabby Patty in all that confusion. I'll be right back. [laughing] [Karen sighing] Where'd the puck go? Holy shrimp! Plankton! I did it. I finally got a Krabby Patty. Not quite, Plankton. You'll have to get past me first. There's the puck! That little square guy has it! Get 'em! [yelping] [laughing] Yes! [whistle blowing] [screaming] You're mine now, Plankton! You won't get away with this, Plankton. Hey, SpongeBob. Long time, no see. What you've been up to? How was your weekend? Oh, my weekend was fabulous. Thank you for asking. Patrick and I went jellyfishing, but I lost my net. [laughing] So, I tried to borrow one from Squidward, but he didn't have one. And then when he yelled at me, he swallowed a bug. [laughing] - Swallowed a bug. - Fascinating. Well, got to go. Hey! Better luck next time, SpongeBob. There's the puck, eh, get it. Uh-oh. Whoa! [screaming] Ow. Hold it right there, mister! [laughing] [screaming] [screaming] Huh? Phew. Yes. I'm gonna make it! [screaming] [chirping] [screaming] Gotcha, Plankton. On the contrary, it is I who has you. [gasping] The clambony. Run for it! [screaming] [laughing] Run, you fools! Run! [laughing] [humming] [screaming] It's working. I'm actually going to get a Krabby Patty! [screaming] Come on, get out of the way! You're blocking the exit! [groaning] No! No! [crying] I'll take that. [laughing] Brilliant idea to block the exit with your body, SpongeBob. Um, thank you, Mr. Krabs. [laughing] You lose again, Plankton! Shh, someone's coming. Watch me scare this dummy real good. [growling] [screaming] [humming] Don't you go anywhere while I clean your homie womie. Out of sight... [laughing] Out of my mind. [groaning] Hey, watch it! Immana wha? The secret formula! Just $1 to stomp on ol' Dead Eye Plankton! [Plankton] Ah! Ouch! Ooh! Take that, you no good varmint! I have a lot of money! Thank you, Sheriff SpongeBob, for saving our town and for stepping on that little varmint. History will vindicate me! [screaming] Baby. Come on, Sugar Lips. You know I'm sorry for everything I said. I accept your apology. I wasn't talking to you, idiot! [groaning] Pain. I hope you like percussion, Eugene, because these drumsticks really go bongo. Hey. What? The old safe in a safe routine? Here's another routine. You're the meat in me knuckle sandwich. I'm not hungry! Wait. This isn't getting me any closer to the formula. That will defrag your algorithm. [Plankton] Ow! Plankton? Ow. [gasping] Stop, he's hurt! It seems a second dose acts as an antidote. One squirt equals baby. Two squirts equals adult. Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adults? Barnacles! I've run out of gas! [clearing throat] Krabs! Nice diaper. Hold on, hold on, I think I-- That does it. I'm gone. [Plankton groaning] [laughing] - Yoink. - Huh? [laughing] Yes! Pull! Yeehaw! [screaming] Who wants to hear a ghost story? Huh? Anyone? You know something? It's great to be alive. [groaning] Whoo! [laughing] [laughing] [coughing] [buzzing] [buzzing] [screaming] [laughing] Finally, the Krabby Patty secret recipe! [laughing] My monitor nearly froze up for good on your little race to oblivion! Babe, don't blow an amp over this, come on! Yowza! Ow! That hurt on so many levels... Krabs will never see me coming. Presso invisso. [humming] Pla! Can't see my own feet. [laughing] Victory is mine! [screaming, panting] Come back here, you little whipper snapper. You kids get off my lawn! Oh, boy. I'll catch up with ya, boy. I'm catching up with my knitting. That's it. Knit, ya little nitwit. It was almost too easy. Wha? No! I demand you geezers release me! Right after the party. The pinata party. What? That's for calling us old! Quit it! I want candy! [screaming] [Plankton] Ow! Huh? [cheering] I hate all of you. - Can I try? - You can't do this. Ow! Excuse me, sir. My resignation. But you're my whole marketing department. I know, but I'm burned out. See? Anyway, you can send my check to my home. Check? You want money for those stupid catchphrases? Anybody can sell to my idiot customers. They're buffoons! Morons! They'll buy anything I sell them. They're the dumbest of the dumb! The stupidest of the stupid! They're dummies, dweebs and doodoo dunderheads! I can keep that rabble right where I want 'em! Huh? What was that part about doodoo dunderheads, eh? Uh-oh! [screaming] Where do you think you're going, little man? Is it too late for sorry? [groaning] [chuckles] Hey, check out that new sign at the Krusty Krab. Who's hungry, eh? No! Aha. [groaning] I have had enough!
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