It's, it's, it's... beautiful! It's too good to be true!

それは、それは、それは......美しい！素晴らしすぎる！

It's a mirage. I knew it.

それは蜃気楼だ。やっぱりね

I guess this is it. Insanity.

これなんでしょうね。狂気だ。

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

Next stop, a padded room at the cephalopod home!

次は、頭足類の住処でパドリングルームを!

[crying]

[泣く]

[chirping]

[さえずり]

[sighing] Just go with it, Squiddy.

[そうだろう？

[chirping]

[さえずり]

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

Empty?

空っぽ？

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

A refill, my good man! What the?

お代わりだ、いい子だ！なんだ？

Patrick?! What are you doing here?!

パトリック！ここで何してるんだ！

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

It's delicious. What is it?

おいしいです。何ですか？

A smoothie.

スムージーです。

Remember, Squiddy, just go with it.

スクイディ、覚えておいてくれ、そのままでいい。

♪ Ooh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

Hey fellas, look, it's Squidward.

みんな、見て！イカ娘だよ。

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

Hey buddy, where've you been?

やあ、相棒、どこに行ってたんだ？

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

Hit it, boys!

打てよ、お前ら！

♪ Welcome To Squidward's Tiki Land! ♪

♪イカ天のチキランドへようこそ！♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Welcome To Squidward's Tiki Land! ♪

♪イカ天のチキランドへようこそ！♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ You can relax all day Like a Tiki can ♪

♪ You can relax all day Like a Tiki can ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Or lay out in the sun For a Tiki tan ♪

♪ Or lay out in the sun For a Tiki tan ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Or drink from coconut That's full of flan ♪

♪ Or drink from coconut That's full of flan ♪

♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! ♪

"ここはイカ天の島♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ You can play all day In the Tiki band ♪

♪ You can play all day In the Tiki band ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Then dance all night On the Tiki Strand ♪

♪ Then dance all night On the Tiki Strand ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Don't matter to me 'cause 'Cause I'm crazy, man! ♪

♪ Don't matter to me 'cause 'Cause I'm crazy, man! ♪

♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land! ♪

"ここはイカ天の島♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

♪ Ooh, ahh, oh, tiki tiki ♪

[sighing]

[ため息]

This is the life!

これぞ人生だ!

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

[snoring]

[いびき]

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

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[音楽演奏]

It's beautiful!

きれいですねー。

I've never been this happy in my life!

こんなに幸せなことはない！」。

[laughing]

[笑]

[laughing]

[笑]

My world,

私の世界

You were right, SpongeBob.

スポンジ・ボブ、あなたは正しかった。

We should've used glue instead of earwax.

耳垢の代わりに接着剤を使うべきでした。

Yeah, especially considering neither of us have ears.

ええ、特に私たち二人とも耳がないことを考えるとね。

You- you destroyed my beautiful world.

お前は...俺の美しい世界を破壊した

Sorry we couldn't make it last forever, Squidward.

永遠に続けられなくてごめんね、スクイッドワード。

Yeah, we really tried to make it last.

ええ、本当に最後まで頑張りましたよ。

Yeah, [sniffles] make it last.

そうだ、最後にしてくれ。

[crying]

[泣く]

I-I know how to make it last!

私は、それを長持ちさせる方法を知っている！

[music playing]

[音楽演奏]

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

[laughing]

[笑]

[screaming]

[悲鳴]

[laughing]

[笑]

[screaming]

[悲鳴]