- It looks amazing!

- This is properly made rice just with more water.

Previously Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to Chinatown.

- Do you smack kid?

- No, we didn't smack kid.

- That's why you turn out like this.

- I think I am PANsexual. [touches wok]

- That is not a cupcake.

- This is Chinese cupcake.

- Now back to part two of video, we go to Chinese restaurant.

- So, Auntie Hersha

- You eat everything right? - I'm like 97.4% vegan.

- Haiya...vegan...

- Vegan don't know how to enjoy life, how you come to Chinese restaurant be vegan? What you eat?

- What you eat? The peanut? - Because this is a cultural exchange

- I'm going to use my 3% of being non-vegan.

- Okay. - So go wild Uncle Rog!

- Auntie Hersha giving up her morals for YouTube video.

- Uncle Roger like. Moral is useless, YouTube video, very useful!

- Chicken feet, duck tongue, pig ear, all serve cold, what you think?

- WhaT YOu ThINk?

- Just order what you'd usually get.

- Okay. Challenge accepted. - Oh, uh, do you have anything vegan?

- oNE tHiNg

- Vegan at dim sum can only get one dish.

- So sad.

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

- It loo- it looks like raw plastic.

- No, it not raw plastic. This is chicken feet how you can call chicken feet raw plastic?

- Don't think. - It doesn't really smell of anything.

- Just wang in mouth.

- Is there any kind of dipping sauce? - No dipping sauce.

- You eat like this. You eat dog penis, but you scare chicken feet?

- What is this logic? - Okay, what's this one?

- This is duck tongue.

- This is also cold. - Do you know duc-

- Offal is very fashionable.

- Offal? What is offal?

- Well it is offal, the tongue

- Like offal is little bits of meat that people don't usually want to eat

- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA

- We call duck tongue but you call offal.

- So hard to understand. We call it what it is but you call offal.

- Nobody know what is offal.

- Uncle Roger put duck tongue on my tongue.

- MmmmmMmMMmMMMMMmmm.

- It's alright.

- Once i've got past the fact that it's a tongue.

- Auntie Hersha, this is Uncle Roger fAVVoURite dish of all time.

- Crispy pork.

- Best food in the world. If you die and go to heaven it is first meal they serve for you.

- Yeah, but pigs are very smart animals. So I wouldn't want that.

- Smart animal can still be tasty. So smart, so tasty.

- Oh Auntie Hersha, that is your vegan dumpling.

- In Chinese restaurant, vegan food, they very condescending.

- They make it green to tell you. This is vegan food. Look at this-

- Let's shame this vegan over here make it green. So the whole shop know you vegan.

- Well, I'm used to shame, so I'll take my shame.

- And eat that. Yeah, no. The dumplings are really good, but I just don't feel that satisfied.

- That's why Uncle Roger got you this also. This is congee.

- Very satisfying. Best food.

- Every time Uncle Roger sick, my mom make this for me. Very nice.

- This looks like the wet rice I made with the colander. - No, No. This is not wet rice-

- It look- it looks amaaaaazing!

- This is properly made rice just with more water. - Wet rice.

- They don't run this to colander.

- No, no, no. Don't use the word wet.

- Uncle Roger hear the word wet is the Uncle Roger hear the word moist. Very disgusting now.

- Finally, he gets me.

- Hiya, she don't get me at all. In Asia if you sick, your mom make this for you.

- In western country, if you sick, your mom give you medicine and throw you out.

- Well, that's nice. I can see why you'd have it when you're ill, it's just kind of like really light.

- Dim sum is best version of brunch.

- Brunch? - Yeah, Chinese people doing dim sum for brunch since 1845.

- But did they do avo on toast?

- Avoca- What is avocado? Oh my God...

- Just give me one sec.

- Where is that? Looking for... just got my oat milk.

- Coffee.

- Oh, look!

- Everywhere I go, avocado.

- Don't bring avocado to Chinese restaurant.

- Oh my God. This is insult to Chinese culture. Chinese people, we don't eat avocado.

- Dumpling better for your soul.

- MMMMmmmMMMmMMmmmmm.

- This is fish Uncle Roger gonna eat later.

- 下次見 (See you next time.)

- What are you doing? - Nothing, I was just um asking... Nothing

- Oh, look! Acupuncture. - Oh acupuncture. Yeah. Yeah. Auntie Hersha know acupuncture.

- Yeah, I love it!

- Ohhhhhh, me too! - I can't imagine you'd like it.

- You like it?

- YEAH.

- That's like alternate therapy, that's like hippie world, isn't it?

- No, no. It's Chinese therapy.

- Always good. Chinese therapy always better than western therapy.

- Auntie Hersha, this hand waving cat bring you good luck.

- This year you had so bad, this year, so you should buy a cat.

- I think you should buy me a good luck cat.

- Fine. Uncle Roger cause Auntie Hersha a lot of pain, so...

- Next, Uncle Roger go get favourite drink bubble tea.

- Well, this is a very trendy place.

- Yes, Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to bubble tea shop.

- Auntie Hersha, Uncle Roger gonna get you this bubble tea. What you think?

- What you think?

- I think, I want the gold one with the rose, brown rose/ flower thing.

- oOOoOHHHHH.

- Auntie Hersha. High roller.

- The dairy is probably gonna make me feel sick, but I'm gonna suffer for the art.

- It just tells your fortune. - Oh my God. I love it!

- No obstacle will stop you from being successful in love.

- That is correct. Uncle Roger have Auntie Jenny now. - But i'm getting in the way apparently.

- But I'm not. - Hiiiiyaa.

- First you ruin rice. Now, you ruin my love life.

- This is a lot of plastic. - Oh, plastic is Asian people favourite thing.

- Killing sea turtle is our hobby.

- Look how hipster this looks it looks so cool and trendy, doesn't it?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's better than Starbucks.

- Starbucks? I don't do so much. - But you so white you don't do Starbucks?

- NOOOO. - ooOHHHH.

- I'm a hipster.

- You see ball under, under your cup. - They're really small, those balls.

- Oh, is that what you like?

- No, I don't like small balls. - So Auntie Hersha only like big ball in mouth?

- OOOOHHHHHH.

- I'm gonna eat some tiny balls now.

- Did you get the ball? - I got- I got two balls

- Two ball is perfect number of ball. - It's nice.

- Is it better than kombucha?

- No, I prefer kombucha.

- Um, I like the kind of burnt caramel taste.

- But I really hate milk.

- ooooooohhh.

- Are you one of those lactose intolerant people? - I- I actually am.

- Oh no. - I know.

- You will get diarrhoea soon.

- I think i'm probably gonna get diarrhoea soon. - All the balls coming up.

- If they did it with Oatly oat milk, then I'd really love it.

- I'd have it all the time.

- Okay, so you're gonna make oat milk bubble tea. Hiiiiiyaaaaa.

- So white, so white!

- So Auntie Hersha, we spent all day in Chinatown today. What you think? What you think?

- Um, I'm really impressed with my massive stick.

- Cinnamon sticks.

- After Auntie Hersha have the ball in her drink,

- Now she very sexual.

- Hit like and subscribe to my channel and also go subscribe to Auntie Hersha channel.

- Hersha Patel!

- In next video Auntie Hersha gonna show Uncle Roger her culture.

- Where are you gonna bring me?

- I'm gonna take you to east London, where I live.

- Where you are just gonna be... surprised.

- You're gonna have a great time. I'm gonna show you all my favourite places.

- We're gonna maybe do some yoga, meditation.

- Have some avocado.

- Maybe... I don't know, some sourdough?

- Kombucha!

- Auntie hersha are gonna try to turn Uncle Roger into white people.

- No, no, no, very sad.

- Niece and nephew, see you in my next video!

- Bye bye!

- 谢谢大家 (Thank you everyone.)

- Oh, Auntie Hersha I can speak Mandarin? Oh my God.

- Chinese people, we drink tea because tea is good.

- But Auntie Hersha drink tea because Oh! It's so healthy for you~

- Oh my God, it's so healthy for you~

- Need more MSG.

- Did you like the second one? - Yeah, cause you didn't use the colander.

- Yes! And the fried rice lady. Yes.

- Of course, of course, of course. Yeah.

- Oh, it's Uncle Roger. Making fried rice properly. Hiyaaaa.

- Thank you. Bye bye.