I don't know. This doesn't look like

a family restaurant.

Oh. Well, what do you think, baby?

Would you like to eat here?

[glugging]

Well, OK, then.

What would you like?

Krabby Patty!

[munching]

Mmm, yummy!

[slurping]

[babbling]

No, no!

[screaming]

[sucking]

Whoa!

[cooing]

Hey, a baby!

What are you doing out here all alone, baby?

I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up.

[giggling]

Oh, aren't you just too cute!

[laughing]

OK, Squiddy, I made your favorite.

Krill tartare with an algae vinaigrette.

Here it comes, open wide!

Aw, come on, little buddy.

You gotta eat healthy so you can grow up

big and cranky.

Just watch the airplane land in the hangar.

[whirring]

See, Patrick, sometimes you gotta out think the baby.

[sputtering]

[sputtering]

You know, Patrick, maybe we-

[slurping]

Ahh, thanks for sharing, baby.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Huh?

I don't believe it.

The Krabby Patty Formula!

He's teething on it!

Give it here, you big, stupid baby.

Ow!

[clanging]

[giggling]

[groaning]

I've got it!

Just like taking candy from a baby!

Get it, Krabs?

Like taking candy from you!

Hey, what are you doing?

[banging]

[whooshing]

[booming]

[whooshing]

Uh-oh.

Ahem.

Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!

[squeeing]

Oh, Planky-Poo, look how cute our baby is!

Oh, please.

That thing isn't even a graphing calculator. Weak.

Oh, come on.

How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

and say he's not the cutest?

I have the perfect name for him.

Well? Don't you wanna know the name?

- Not really. - It's Chip.

He's named after my grandfather.

[crying]

[growling]

Great, here we go with the crying!

Will you please hush that thing up?

Aww, why doesn't Daddy hush up?

[growling]

There you go. All better.

Wow, how did you do that so fast?

Simple, I just typed four-four-four-five

in his cute little keyboard.

I don't get it

[shushing]

[groaning]

[foghorn bellowing]

Mm-hmm. I see the problem.

Your friend here still has a baby tooth.

Oh, I wanna see!

[gurgling]

Aww.

Coochie coo!

[crying]

[sputtering]

[laughing]

I still have a baby tooth?

Yes, and the pain is coming from your adult tooth

trying to push your baby tooth

out of the way.

Oh, that's not right!

It's the natural way of things.

If you want the pain to go away,

then I need to extract the tooth.

You leave my baby tooth alone, you monster!

Here.

- Goo! - Hey, there!

[sputtering]

Num, num!

Aw, does baby want a Krabby Patty, hmm?

Aww.

Baby's first Krabby Patty.

[honking]

[beeping]

That diabolical fiend!

I can't believe this is working.

It's like taking candy from a baby...

with the baby!

Stop right there, ya thievin' infant!

[clanking]

[yelling]

[gasping] That's harsh.

So you thought you could pull a fast one, eh?

Now, come out of there you little pest!

[smacking]

What's he doing?

You leave that poor baby alone!

OK.

I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

Mr. Krabs, no! Don't do it!

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

Oh, calm down!

It's just Plankton. See?

Uh...

goo-goo?

They're over here.

Aww. So tiny and hungry.

They have nobody to take care of them.

I'm going to take 'em home and feed 'em.

Feed 'em to who?

It is important to keep baby snails warm at all times.

My mouth is warm.

Good suggestion, Patrick, but I got this.

[scatting]

There we go.

Uh-huh. Perfect temperature

Time to eat, my little snaily poos.

[purring]

[slurping]

Eat up, you little cuties.

[sizzling]

Alright!

All this parenting stuff makes me hungry.

[gobbling]

[belching]

Hey, Junior, how you doin' today?

[sniffing]

- SpongeBob? - Yes, Patrick?

Kid's got a stinky.

Could you take care of him? My hands are kind of full.

[glugging]

Ahh. Wish I could, but I gotta get going.

Going? Where are you going?

Going to work. I'm the dad, remember?

You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?

I'll give you a break tonight when I get home.

Don't you two stop being adorable.

Excuse me?

What aisle did you get that from?

You mean the Kelp-O?

No, that thing.

The ugly, drippy, smelly thing.

Are you talking about my baby? Creep!

[panting]

Ow, ow, ow!

[groaning]

[gasping]

Baby powder?

This could be just what I need.

Hey, buddy, is this made from real or unofficial babies?

Ow, ow, ow!

Hmm, so Plankton's recruitin' baby burglars now. Hm.

[wailing]

Put a cork in it!

You're banned!

[humming]

I'll have two, please.

[crying]

[whistling]

I'll help you, baby!

Swang!

[crying]

[boinging]

[gulping]