It was big! It was all wiggly!

And it ate everything!

That's horrible!

It was an Alaskan bull worm!

[clamoring]

I got it!

Let's all buy a Krabby Patty.

Boo!

We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else.

That idea may just be crazy enough...

to get us all killed!

Uh, what's wrong with my idea?

I'll catch your worm for ya.

That is, if'n you're willing to pay.

No! You'll never get a cent out of me!

Never!

I'd rather that worm come in here right now

and eat you all alive!

[panting]

[laughing] Aw, shucks.

I don't want your money.

I was just playing up the drama of the moment, is all.

[laughing nervously]

[sobbing]

Nope, I'm gonna take

that spineless critter down for nothing,

'cause this is personal.

Look. My tail's gone!

[gasping]

Vermin must've got it while I had my back turned,

the coward!

I am gonna get back what's mine!

But, Sandy, you don't know what you're up against!

We're talking about an Alaskan bull worm!

Well, I don't know nothing about Alaska, but looky here.

Back in Texas I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms.

Far as I'm concerned, doing 'em both together just saves rope.

Now I'm gonna go kick me some worm tail!

Yee-haw!

But, Sandy, you don't know!

We have the utmost confidence in you!

Sandy! Whoo-hoo!

Now, what was that idea of yours?

Push!

[grunting]

[panting]

Wait! Sandy!

Hey, SpongeBob, you coming to watch?

- Sandy, don't go! - Why not?

Sandy, I saw it! It's big, scary, and pink!

What you think is big and what I think is big

are two totally different bigs.

Besides, he's got my tail. I can't take that sitting down.

Okay, but what if the worm didn't take your tail?

If that worm ain't got my tail, who does?

Um, I do?

You do? Where?

Um, in my pocket.

Well, why didn't you just say so? Give it here!

Come on!

Oh...

[whimpering]

SpongeBob, that's a paper clip and a piece of string.

How would you know!? It's always behind you!

There ain't nothing too big or too ornery for me to catch.

- Okay. - Say it.

There isn't anything--

Ain't nothing!

Ain't nothing too big or too ornery for you to catch.

- But-- - Ah!

- But-- - Ah!

- And-- - Oh!

[sniffing]

Worm sign.

He's in that cave.

Sandy, are you sure you--

'Course I am! I'm going in, and I ain't coming out

'til I got me a big heaping plate of worm stew.

[whimpering]

Ah-ha!

There you are, you tail-nabbing vermin!

Hi-yah!

[fighting]

I'm winnin', SpongeBob!

Sandy, that's not...

[fighting]

Hiyah!

Yee-haw!

I got him, SpongeBob!

Sandy...

Boy, howdy.

This critter put up some sort of fight.

But I'm from Texas, and as you can see,

no worm is a match for me.

I even found my tail!

- That's not the worm. - Pardon?

That's not the worm. That's his tongue.

Oh...

This is the tongue,

and the whole thing is the worm.

Run for your lives!

[roaring]

[panting]

So what's the plan, Sandy?

Run faster!

I could've thought of that.

Hey, wait a minute! I was right, wasn't I?!

Can we talk about this another time?

- Say it! - SpongeBob!

- Say it, or I'll trip you! - No!

You were right and I was wrong.

I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Are you happy now?

I knew it.

[roaring]

[screaming]

[panting]

[roaring]

Uh, Sandy?

Yeah?

What do we do now?!

[panting]

[roaring]

[panting]

I've got it! SpongeBob,

you still got that paper clip and that string?

I'm way ahead of you, Sandy.

Look, it's a necklace!

S for "SpongeBob" or S for "Sandy"!

That way they can identify our bodies!

No, silly! How about S for "save our skins"?

Yee-haw!

We'll be nice and safe up here!

[steam engine whistling sound]

[screaming]

[panting]

- We did it! - Yay!

He'll never get out of there!

We saved the town!

Yay! Let's go tell everybody!

[Patrick] Push!

[shouting and grunting]

Push!

[shouting and grunting]

[cheering] Hurray!

Ouch...