Jalen Rose, you're not very good at your new job

your command of language is poor

your analysis is subpar

your inferiority to your peer...

whatever

I would kill my parents if they named me Paul George.

That's an ugly ass name

Dwight Howard wears panties with leg warmers

Jermy Lin need to git the weight room

You need to git the spell check

Deandre Jordan sucks my ***

I put two Swarovski gems on my *** head

and I swear to god it look just like Bill Simmons

Well, thank you, dude.

Michael Carter Williams is all hype

Dude is straight up awful.

Wow.

Chris Paul has rice krispy ***

he not legend

Kris Humphries *** you

you're so pathetic,

seriously, kill yourself please

xx

Nate Robinson can't do a *** pick and roll properly

he can't see over anybody

Technically that's true

Stephen Curry's facial hair is a little pubey

And while we're on the subject, your teeth need some work

C'mon man, that's... c'mon man

Damarcus Cousins is...

an emotional lesbian

If anything ever happens to the guy that does the voice for Cookie Monster...

I can sleep at night

knowing we have Dikembe Mutumbo as back up,

that's funny