- I mean, ah,

there is this dog

that I really love.

We're married.

(upbeat music)

- [Interviewer] Why do you think you might

be dressed so fancy?

- I've got no idea, honestly, actually.

- [Interviewer] Have you ever been to a wedding?

- Yeah, Mommy and Daddy's.

- There's a man--

- A bride and and a dude. (laughs)

- Then they smoochy-smooch.

(boy laughing)

- Do you have to kiss?

Like, can you just skip it?

- [Interviewer] That'd be cool, a handshake, a high five.

- Or a salute! (laughs)

I do!

(both laughing)

- [Interviewer] Have you ever had champagne before?

- Um, not exactly.

- Wait, can I borrow this?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(boy smooching) (glass clinks)

(both laughing)

- Whoa, what is this?

- Cake! - Cake!

- And here's a piece Halada. - No, no, no, no, no.

- I do it my way, you do it yours.

- Mm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Excuse me for a second.

(girl spitting)

That was terrible!

- [Interviewer] It's from a really fancy country.

- France?

- England?

- [Interviewer] Yes, it is from England!

It's for like royalty.

- Wow.

- (laughs) We're rolling up the frosting.

- [Interviewer] You would do this in front of the queen?

- Nope! (both laugh)

That would just be unappropriate.

- Just keeps getting away from me.

It's doing it by itself.

(girl coughs)

- I think I just smelled vinegar.

- [Interviewer] Each thing represents

something about marriage.

- Let me guess. - Is that vinegar?

- That is the kids, because sometimes they're sour.

(girl laughing)

(girl laughing)

- [Interviewer] Have you noticed that sometimes

when you're married to somebody you do wind up getting

in a fight with them? - Yes.

You can get into quite a couple arguments,

which I go for the spicy.

For the vinegar, some things can be a bit annoying,

and then the sour is sometimes you have

to just shake off your anger.

- [Interviewer] That's what marriage is like.

It's sweet, it's spicy, it's bitter, and it's sour.

- And painful.

- Wha?

It looks good.

- It tastes just like my grandma.

- Yeah. - Soup.

- Wait, let me guess.

Is this from Vietnam, because it looks like pho.

- [Interviewer] It's German wedding soup.

- Hochzeitssuppe.

- Honkakonk!

(both laugh)

- Hochzeitssuppe.

I don't think I'll remember that.

- Ew!

It looks like alien farts.

Like, they put them in a freezer, and they turned into this.

- No, mm-mm.

- Okay, I wouldn't dare

not taste it now. - I don't like the inside.

- [Interviewer] They're called husband and wife cakes.

- I ate the wife.

- I ripped the outside of it.

(both laughing)

- [Interviewer] Do you want to get married?

- Maybe when I'm like, Daddy got married.

I'll be as old as him.

How old were you when you got married?

- [Dad] I don't know. You'll have to ask your mom.

- What?! (laughs)

He doesn't even remember when he got married.

- Oh, presents!

- I take this one.

- I take this one.

- Mm-hmm, what is this?

- Peanut butter and jelly!

- [Interviewer] Ooh!

- I've got a good idea.

- [Interviewer] (laughs) You're drunk.

- I'm so not drunk! (burps)

- [Interviewer] They're like a party favor,

and at the end, everybody gets one.

- Well, it tasted good.

- Mm-hmm.

- [Interviewer] Do you like them?

- No, this is a bad wedding.

- [Interviewer] I'm not married.

Is there any, like, advice you could give me?

- Be nice to them, and if you don't love them,

just dump 'em. (laughs)

- [Interviewer] Okay!

Ready?

- Uh-uh.

("Wedding March")

- Ah! (laughs)

- [Interviewer] Now you're married!

(boy giggles)

- Goodnight everybody, and get married fondly.

(girl laughs)

- [Interviewer] (laughs) Okay, great, cut.