(laughing)

(笑)

- [Woman] Get over here.

- こっちに来て

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

先回りしないようにしましょう。

- [Man] Come here Vanya.

- こっちに来てくれバーニャ

- [Woman] Come on.

- 行こう

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

"タコスを食べに行こう

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

"タコスを食べに行こう

- Vanya. ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

- ヴァーニャ ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

♪ Gonna cause the end of the world? ♪

"世界の終わりをもたらすのか？

♪ What would possess me to adopt ♪

"私に何を求めているのか

♪ Seven ill-mannered malcontents? ♪

"７人の不平不満な男たち

♪ We all have special abilities ♪

"私たちは皆 特別な能力を持っている

♪ Special? In what sense? ♪

"特別なの？どんな意味で？

♪ Call me old-fashioned ♪

"古臭いと言われても

♪ But I'm a stickler for evidence ♪

♪ But I'm a stickler for evidence ♪

♪ You fancy yourself a do-gooder? ♪

"あなたは自分で自分のことを考えているのか？

♪ Who will save us from our descent? ♪

誰が我々の降臨から救ってくれるのか？

(knife swooshes through air)

（ナイフが宙を舞う）

(gentle music)

(優しい音楽)

- What are you writing?

- 何を書いているの？

- You are zero for two, young man.

- あなたは2人のためのゼロだよ、若者よ。

(air swooshes)

(エアスウッシュ)

- Stop.

- やめてくれ

- Now, that is interesting.

- さて、それは面白いですね。

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

"タコスを食べに行こう

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

"タコスを食べに行こう

- Vanya. ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

- バーニャ ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

♪ Gonna cause the end of the world? ♪

"世界の終わりをもたらすのか？

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ There's only one way to find out, right? ♪

"見つける方法は一つしかない

♪ How do you guys deal with this? ♪

♪どうやって対処するの？

♪ Well, I get really, really high ♪

♪ Well, I get really, really high ♪

♪ We have until Monday ♪

"月曜まである

♪ Oh my God ♪

♪ Oh my God ♪

♪ All of you knew? ♪

"みんな知ってたの？♪

♪ Why am I always the last? ♪

"なぜ私はいつも最後なの？

♪ I think we all know what we have to do ♪

"何をすべきか皆分かっている

- Kill Dad. - Find Dad.

- パパを殺せ- パパを見つけて

(bells jingle)

(鐘が鳴る)

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ Now bring us some John Kennedy ♪

"ジョン・ケネディを連れて来い

♪ Now bring us some John Kennedy ♪

"ジョン・ケネディを連れて来い

♪ Now bring us some John Kennedy ♪

"ジョン・ケネディを連れて来い

♪ And bring him on the grassy knoll ♪

"草むらに連れてきて

♪ I have a little ditty I'm working on ♪

♪ I have a little ditty I'm working on ♪

♪ There once was a young buck from Dallas ♪

"ダラスから来た若い男がいた

♪ Watch your mouth ♪

"口に気をつけて

♪ Watch your mouth ♪

"口に気をつけて

♪ Who sported a miniature phallus ♪

"ミニチュア・ファルスをつけていた

♪ Tell you what, if you're so cocky ♪

"生意気だけど

♪ Let's say we up the stakes? ♪

"ステークスを上げるとしよう

♪ Throw in that sissy-ass gold necklace ♪

"お尻のゴールドネックレスを 投げ入れて

♪ He's bluffing by the way ♪

♪ He's bluffing by the way ♪

(necklace clanks on table)

（ネックレスがテーブルの上でガチャンと鳴る）

- Let me see it.

- 見せてくれ

Full house.

満員御礼。

- Oh, well, that's not nothing.

- まあ、何でもないことではありません。

Fair is fair, you win.

公平は公平、あなたの勝ちです。

Then, I gotta be on my way.

そろそろ行かないと

- You got sticky fingers.

- 指がベタベタしてる

And crazy IBS, I mean, it's a miracle

そしてキチガイIBSは奇跡のように

I'm sitting down. (fist whacks man in face)

私は座っています。（拳で男の顔を叩く）

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

"タコスを食べに行こう

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

"タコスを食べに行こう

- Vanya. ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

- ヴァーニャ ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

♪ Gonna cause the end of the world? ♪

"世界の終わりをもたらすのか？

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

(man laughs)

（男の笑い声）

- I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

- ありえないとは思うけど、みんなエッチになったのかな？

(gentle music)

(優しい音楽)

- [Group] Please share this stupid song.

- グループ】このくだらない曲をシェアしてください。

(gentle music)

(優しい音楽)