Let's test it out

Hey... -Hi. -How is it going? -...Hi?

How are you? -What?

How are you? Do you want to play with my croissant?

Here you go. -Oh, number. Okay

9...1...8

Would you like to go out with me tonight? -I have no idea what you're saying

Your phone number? -What?

Oh, oh. -So we can go out

Perfect, perfect, thank you

Thank you

How are you? My name is Marc-Antoine

That's okay...

What's your phone number?

What's your phone number?

Phone number? -Yes...

So we can party. -Yes...

Can I have your phone number? -Yes...

I'd love to get your number. -770

Your number? -818

Your phone number?

Well, I don't know how we're gonna talk, I don't speak French

You are big girls, you are at university and everything

University! -Yes, that's it!

Do you want to sleep with me tonight?

What?

I don't know what you're saying, I'm sorry

I'm about to get a translator, hang on

I come from France. -Where are your friends?

No, he said 'France'

Canada National Anthem

I don't know the rest of the lyrics...

Can you dance like Alizée? -I don't s-...

You want to dance?

I'm sorry, I don't speak French

Do you know Rémi Gaillard?

It's by doing whatever we want that we become anything we want

I have no idea what you're saying. Do you want my phone number?

Yes...Alizée.

Do you know 'Denver, the Last Dinosaur'?

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't understand

You know 'Denver, the Last Dinosaur'. -I don't understand

Denver...Denver, the Last Dinosaur

Do you know it? -I'm sorry

It's a very very famous TV show

Do you know Denver? -I don't know what you're saying. -Denver, no? -No.

I lost my dinosaur... -I don't speak French, I'm sorry

But my dinosaur, I lost my dinosaur...

My number?

Just a quick question... -I don't know what you're saying

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day, that's crazy, right?

I have an apartment if you want...

So you can rest

I'm looking for a place to live...

I don't speak French

I'm looking for a girl to live with...

I don't know what you're saying

Mine? -Yes...

7...1...4

I am French

Sí...I mean, 'Oui'

What's your name? -Chloe

Chloe? Nice to meet you

My name is Marc-Antoine

Your feet like that, that's very elegant

And you? You don't want to put your feet on the table?

I like that, it excites me

Her father is a thief...

Because he stole all the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes

Bye-bye

Ciao

France National Anthem

Oh okay, is it like the French anthem?

Here. -Yes

I was joking, okay?

We're filming right now

It's for a youtube channel, 'whatever'

It's a prank... -Okay, oh my god...