字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Hello fellow youtube-her-her-hers Michael Vsauce here Awkward handshakes. *Laughs* It's a topic thats very important to me, you know People pick all kinds of topics To devote their life to Maybe to make the planet a better place My vow, for my life Is to stop awkward handshakes I've started a charity organization stopawkwardhandshakes.org {real website, totally recommend you visit it} And so far we've got a lot of supporters Who are feeling the same issues that I have Of the pure cringe of an awkward handshake We've all had one So to lessen the blow for all of you that's suffering out there here at awkwardhandshakesstopthem.org we're going to laugh at other people having awkward handshakes because that helps to release a lil' bit of that stress that you're going through don't uh.. don't. don't worry I know what you're going through It's going to be okay Now this one so many people sent to me When it dropped *laughs* And I gotta admit It's pretty funny Okay let's watch *quality music* *slap* Top of the morning to ya! Trump's kid, I swear, is going to be the new Jacksepticeye one day *slap* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE What is happening here? Can we deconstruct this? I wanna understand where it went wrong She goes in for the high five Kid gets rekt Look at that face, look at that face! That's the face of absolutely out obliterated The kid knows You know it's bad enough that Trump is his father but this this is too much! being humiliated by *HER?* mother he wont stand for it She strikes again Now, shaking, he's infuriated He knows, he needs to make a move *JackSlapticeye* He does the Jacksepticeye Bold move, but very effective Actually no, he looks like a fucking insane person I even sympathize with this kid I'm like dude, this kid's gotta have some issues Y'know when I was a kid No cringe whatsoever *laughs* No oh I'm really cool trust me I am veryy cool I was even cooler as younger actually Y'know I took down my coolness level just so since we're on the Trump topic of handshakes you know he's been in the public eye a lot lately and a lot of handshakes don't seem to work out for him or maybe they are ha let's watch The result might shock you why am I click baiting you mid-video that doesn't make any sense *weird handshake* this one I don't understand it says 'Funny and Racist' Um, excuse me Nope! WEE OOO Those things do not match You cannot.. disgusting I'm gonna tell Wall Street Journal about this right now *alright keep moving along* So what is so funny and racist I don't understand? *bitch no* OOOOOOOOOOHHHH I dunno I think I read somewhere that he's not supposed to shake the hand Yeah he had something in his hand So he's like *random stuttering* Although I think that guy put that thing in his hand so he can blow Trump up I think that's what happened I mean he could easily just put it in the other side But he's like "You know what?" That's not racist, that's just him not liking Trump Good zinger there I would say That was a good zinger Look at Trump's face here You can't really make out the pixel But if you..zoom in *picture enhancing program.exe Closer Can we get a facial scan on that please *ding* Thats right He absolutely just got s-savaged {?} 100 percent OHH handshakes ohhh you ;) How can you get this so wrong? Thousands of years of social interaction and we still haven't gotten past this Have you opened your eyes yet? Go and donate to stopawkwardhandshakes.org You can also donate directly to my PayPal Trust me it's legit It's a legit charity We take ourselves very seriously All the money goes to the organization Moving on *laughs* I'm laughing before I watch it! I love this handshake Let's watch. *give me hug* Oh it doesn't show it This might seem like a normal handshake to you But have you opened your eyes yet? Let's look at that on another angle teh HA HA SHIT *laughing intensifies* Damn You can't just BWAH *laugh* like YOU DON'T DO THAT You can't- I mean you CAN I think we all can learn something from Trump here actually I dind't think I would say that but That was an excellent show of- how to do a boss handshake honestly AYY HE DID IT AGAIN WHY DOES HE DO THAT *laughing intensifies* He is such an asshole *dont say that about senpai bitch* That's such a dick move He is basically saying "hey my penis is bigger than yours" oh okay but THIS THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING I'm sure you've seen this one We have america *ayy* and we have Japan *oyasumi poodiepai-san* and then we have what I like to call a sexual interaction taking place through purely by a handshake let's watch did you hear that "shall we shake"? Trump knew it was coming shall we shake this face says yes yes we shall Mr. Prime minister oh my god little did he know what he invited himself to he does a hand slap i don't know what's up with that he did THE PULL? he blocked the pull very excellent block of the pull Mr. Prime minister you blocked the pull not a lot of people can pull that off *background speaking* he's laughing a lil' bit to hide the Awkwardness I can really.. - you know that's ... that's also a really good... *background speaking* oh look at me... he wants to maintain eye contact he's trying to make it less awkward but he keeps going.. he's like: HEY LOOK *background speaking* Trump: "Thank you everybody" Pewds: AHHHHHH *laughs* That was the Climax pretty much... *laughs* look at Trump.. Why is this so funny to me I have no idea *laughs* *background speaking continues* Trump: We have strong hands. Trump, you know... being the Gentleman he is complimenting the Prime Minister for having strong hands Wait.. "the Infamous Donald Trump" I didnt know this was a thing. Here it comes... what's gonna happen? uh.. oohh... That wasn't too bad...w-what? No, I don't.. I don't see it.. They don't see it.. Right now I'm just happy.. Trump is President, so I can see him doing more handshakes.. this is very fascinating. This is good for a Research for our Charity. But anyway... I'm not here to just talk about Mr. Trump. I'm here to talk about awkward handshakes. That's where my Passion is. That's where my heart is. And it's an important cause that I don't think a lot of people realise. I've said this before and I'll say it again.. we should bow.. surely you can never fuck up a bow... That's all we should do.. Just.. BOW! There's no esfalp... esfolp... esfalp... esfol... shut up! *video* EURGHH... *cringe noise* He shook with the wrong Hand... obviously it's awkward. disgusting... This man needs to be killed. I'm sorry. And I know it might seem a lil' bit harsh but this Charity is not fucking around. okay? No more handshakes.. Y..You got one strike, okay? You fuck it up once and you're done. You know, I may have fucked up a couple actually *laughs* *laughs* ...but that doesn't matter Reporter: so thinking forward to the navi game, now again best of five *initiates awkward handshake* Reporter: *Awkward babble* OOOOHHHH *cringe noise* There's no saying "Oh, I wasn't ready" that's too bad.. It's already done! That damage is done! *video* EUUURGHH *cringe noise again* AHAH! That hurts meeee *cringy voice* "Oh, I wasn't going for a Handshake I was making expression Thank you for adding me to a cringe compilation... ...you fucking moron! *laughs* He tried to save it... ..No.. no.. no... No.. Just.. NO S..Sorry, you both gonna .. again.. You both gonna have to get executed. I'm sorry. *video speaking continues* AHAHA! *laughs* NOOOO Such a classic... EHH.. Oh shit, he's going in with the Brofist I'm doing the Handshake.. oh no.. How do we fix this? Oh shit! Ah.. sh.. AHH.. AH SH... If you get in that Situation I have a thing installed in my tooth that I can.. ...bite on and it injects poison in my Bloodstream I will be dead. I'd be coughing up... ... my own Saliva and Bubbles and I'll eventually be dead within a couple seconds. You know you can buy this Package BUY NOW! You can get the deluxe Model which has Grills in it.. stopawkwardhandshakes.org I get it.. I'm.. I'm plugging my Show a lil' bit too much I'm.. I'm sorry.. I'm not a sellout, okay? It's something I believe... *video speaking* There it is... AGAIIIN and the guy is like... MOTHERFUCKER You fucked me... You fucked me so hard... EHEHNIYAHAHA You know... If you're gonna be on a Gaming Event.. How about you do this.. okay.. After the Game is over... ... fistbow.... and then what you do.. ... after you win.. you go in for the Handshake... and basically the other Guy will have to just die.. I hope you enjoyed this Video and if you did.. ... then leave a Like and turn off the Ad-Sense.. cause apparently my Ad-Revenue was dropping because YouTube doesn't like me anymore. So.. ugh.. If you could just.. I don't know.. ... do something? I dont know... *hehe* Jus- I'm a greedy... greedy Bastard and I need.. ... I need that extra. uhhh.. so If you.. if you could drop the.. A... A.. A.... A... not the.. a... *That moment of realization* *mouth noise* Ad-Sense.. no! AdBlock. *laughs* So if you can... *laughs* If you can drop the AdBlock.. that would just be... ahh.. that'd be great! Thank you, thank you, thank you very much! And... a... Brofist!