And uh...

それで…

One of them looks so... *laughs at drawings*

それがすごく…www

This.. this is a self-portrait I did when I was young

これは俺が小さい時描いた 似顔絵

And I thought, applying my..

そして、俺の…

My recent um.. y'know, Photoshop skills

最新…

I'm gonna make myself look like I did there *laugh*

俺の、アノ…

For f**ks sake

あー…

Why?

えっと

Stop

Photoshop技術で

I have this pre-prepared image

俺をこの絵に似せてみようと思う

That we're going to use as shaping material

この野郎

is this a good idea of an entertaining video?

何故だ

Prob... Probably not, probably not

やめろ

Oh my god-hahahaha

あらかじめ用意した写真がある

Ok...

これをもとに やっていくぞ

For f**ks sake

これ 動画として良いアイデアかな？

First off, we need the shape of the head to be correct

たぶん…違うな

*heavy breathing and clicking sound of a pro editor*

うっわ…www

*intense Jurassic Park theme music*

よし…

(dat face)

何だよこれ…ww

*Music swells and gets more intense*

まず 頭の形を直さないとな

*sometimes god allows what he hates, to accomplish what he loves*

（神は時々、彼が愛する事を成し遂げるため 彼が憎む事を許すことがある）

*sudden laughter*

…www

I love my facial expression as well, it fits perfectly

この表情も良いよな めっちゃ合うわw

I predicted the hair color pretty well, except mine looks more like uh...

髪の色とか、よくピッタリ予想できたな まあ 俺の絵だと…

I'm wearing a waffle or something *laughter*

ワッフルか何か 被ってるみたいだけど…ww

Although, the nose

でも、この鼻！

is spot on *laughter*

正確すぎるw

Poor nose

こんな鼻…

This curse with this giant nose is not fair

デカ鼻は呪いなのか？不公平だよ…

Alright, let's move the eyes i guess

よし…目を動かそうか

I guess I don't have eyebrows, technically

この絵通りだと、俺に眉毛は無いな

Yeah, that doesn't look terrifying at all. *laughter*

うん…全然怖くないよな

Aww, this is beautiful.

…wwww

We're getting there, we're getting there.

ああ…美しい…w

*Airwolf theme, intense and techno*

もうすぐ完成だぞ

*lips smacking and swallowing*

ちょっと…

I'm getting scared

怖くなってきた…ww

I am getting scared

これ一体何なんだ…

*laughter*

うぅ…おｋ

What I'm looking at...

次は…鼻だ

Aww, okay,

まあ そんなに…

And, moving on...

変更する必要も無さそうだよな

to the nose

上手く描けてるから…

Shouldn't be much...

この…恐ろしいモノを

changement.. required, honestly.

（幕間）

I think I captured this

「あれぇ…やあパパ」

horrific thing pretty well.

やあ…

*sounds of phone dialing*

「どうしたの？」

*flamboyant male voice (FMV) picks up* My god, hi Daddy.

「あのディルドに何かあった？」

*PewDiePie* Hey.

うん…えっと

*FMV* How are you doing?

「ん～？」

You calling about your dildo machine?

あの…何て言うんだっけ “スピードメーター”が動かないんだ

*PewDiePie* Uh, the...

速度が分からなくなっちゃう

*FMV interupts* Yeah?

“目隠し”も動かないし…

*PewDiePie* The, what's it called, like, the speed meter doesn't work...

「目隠しは目を隠すだけだよ ベイビー」

I don't know how fast I'm going.

「スピードメーターが動かないなら」

The blinkers doesn't work

「好きな“速度”で“動く”ようにすればいいのさ」

*FMV* Well, the blinkers just go over your eyes, Baby.

「お尻に挿れた時 どんな感じ？」

The speed meter doesn't work,

少し吐きそうになるよ

you're just supposed to set it to

ヘンな感じなんだ

pump as hard as you like, Baby.

「それは…君が原因かな」

How's it fell in your ass when it's going?

ううん、君が原因だよ…

*PewDiePie* Uh, it made me a little nautious

「あ、ごめんね 僕行かなきゃ “ソレ”が終わったら また電話してね…」

driving, because I feel so wierd

うん、またね バイバイ…

*FMV* Oh, well maybe it's just you

wwww

*PewDiePie* No, it's definitely you.

俺の絵は ホント俺にそっくりだよな！

*FMV* Listen, I gotta go, okay Daddy? Call me later, when you finish your little drawing.

大した芸術家だ

*PewDiePie* Okay, talk to you later, bye bye.

スバラシイ

*laughter*

死にてぇ

Y'know, I predicted it pretty well,

酷い死に方で死にたい

I think a, y'know, what an artist.

こんな素晴らしい“写真”もあるんだ

Jeeeesus Christ

あー…“写真”に見えるだろ

I wanna die

「64歳の俺」

I wanna die a horrible death.

ワオ …あー

I also have this amazing photograph

おｋ…ww

I mean, it looks like a photograph

えっと 俺…

of me when I am 64 years old

少し首が長すぎるみたいだが

Wow, uhh

あー…問題ない

*laughter* Okay...

全然ヘーキ…

Well, I have a...

なんでこんな事やってんだ？

Slightly disproportionate neck, I would say.

多分 子供の俺は

Uh, that's fine.

驚くだろうな

Completely fine

「大人の俺 クッソ馬鹿だ」って

Why am I doing this?

wwww

I wonder if the younger version of myself

うーわ…いいねw

Would be impressed,

www

or just thi- b- thinking I'm a f**king moron

俺の未来の予想は正しかったな

*Tetris music, techno and happy*

なんでか知らんが 俺すごい赤いな

*laughter*

直さないとな

Uhh.. My God.. Yes..

これは…ww

*laughter*

超合ってるなあ

I really predicted the future well, didn't I?

髪は全然無いみたいだ…

Um, for some reason, I am f**king red as he- f**k

頭の上の方には

Yeah, we need to adjust that.

だから 取り除くか

That- That seems pretty accurate, I would say.

明らかに 未来の俺は 今の俺より幸せそうだ

Um, I did not have any hair, however,

この絵の中ではな

on the top,

直してみようか

so let's get rid of that

wwww

*old Towne feeling music*

くっそwww

Clearly, uh, y'know in, in the future, I'm a lot happier than

なんで俺の目 緑色なんだ…？

I am on this f**king picture

少しずつ 変化してるみたいだ

So let's try and adjust that.

悪魔に…ww

*laughter*

おｋ 眼鏡かけよう

Oh, my, go-d.

よし…出来上がりww

*sigh* For some reason, my eyes are f**kin' green? Greenish?

ちょっと面白いなww

I am slowly starting to become

たぶんみんなはもう 見ただろうね

The son of Satan *laughter*

この動画が出るのはもっと後だから

Okay, let's do the glasses

でもこれは見たことないだろ めっちゃウケるぞ

*animated fight style song*

自分の好きなように線画を描くと

And there's the result *laughter*

それを自動で猫に変えてくれる

That's actually kinda funny

嘘じゃないぞ

I'm sure you've seen this by now,

見せてやる

because this video is probably going to be out later,

よし…準備いいか?

but this came out today, it's f**king hilarious

wwww

You can basically draw any stick figure

なんじゃこりゃww

and this computer will make it into a cat

くそww

I'm not joking

ということは…こういうのも可能だ

I'll show you.

“チ〇コ キャット”

*chill music

現代の科学は素晴らしいな！ww

Okay, are you ready? Are you ready?

正直、悪くないよな

*laughter*

ﾌﾞｯﾌｯﾌﾌwww

What the f**k happened here? God damn it.

よし！ww

Which also, of course, means you can have

“スパイダーキャット”だ！

cat penis'

当然だ！

Sciene have done a great deed today.

そりゃスパイダーキャットだよな！ 他に何がある！？

It does, honestly, not look bad.

“おっぱいキャット”はどう？

*laughter*

オ──(ﾟ∀ﾟ)──ゥ…

*clap*

「ダメっ Felix、やめて」

Yes!

「僕をあんなバケモノに変えないで」

It's a spider cat! Of course!

「嫌だよ お願いやめて！」

of course it's a spider cat! What else could it be?

「だめ…だめ…あ゛あ゛あ゛あ゛」

What about boob cat?

かわいい！www

Oh..

ｶﾜｲ──(ﾟ∀ﾟ)──!!!!

*rough deep edgar voice* No, Felix, Please..

もし猫が 人間だったら…？

Do not turn me into that demon..

絶対答えるべきではない問い…

I don't want to, please, don't do it!

その問いの意味を知るべきではなかった…

No.. No... NOoo

あーもう…

*back to normal voice, laughter* It's cute!

いい感じだな

CUTE!

(/д＼)

What if cats were humans?

wwwww

A question that should never have been- *intense voice* answered

Yes!!(´∀｀)

No one should ever have known what it meant.

Yes!!!\(´∀｀)/

*back to normal* F**king hell...

ヨッシャ

Yeah, this looks pretty good.

よし Keemstarはどうだ？知らん…

*dramatic music, getting progressively louder*

見ちゃ ダメだ

*laughter*

無理だ 見たくない…

Yes.

（/ ω・`）

Yes.

ｱ────(ﾟДﾟ)────!!

Hell yeah.

うお────!!

Alright, what about f**king Keemstar? I dunno.

アカン!!

*Harsh negitive beep*

これが… 軽々しく科学で遊んじゃいけない理由だ

I can't look at this.

I can't, I don't wanna..

*dramatic music*

*yelling* Ahhhh!

*yelling* Woah!

*yelling* No!

This is why you should never play with science.