for a good cause on the holidays,

休みの日に大義名分のために

Great way to help children during the holiday season.

ホリデーシーズンに子供たちを助けるための素晴らしい方法。

Donate, there should be information

寄付するには、情報があるはずです

at the bottom of the screen.

画面の下の方に

If there isn't, I'll fire the person responsible,

無ければ責任者をクビにする。

on Christmas Eve.

クリスマスイブに

That's the kind of guy I am.

私はそういう人間なんです。

All right, I got some great people handling

いいだろう、何人かの素晴らしい人たちが

this today with me,

今日は私と一緒に

Mr. Jimmy Vivino,

ジミー・ビビーノさん

we got James, The Worm, Wormworth,

ジェームズとワームとワームワースだ

what an awful nickname, on drums.

なんてひどいあだ名なんだろう、ドラムの上では。

And then Mike Merritt on the bass guitar.

そしてベースのマイク・メリット。

Then helping us out, Skills is gonna play

じゃあ、私たちを助けるために、スキルはプレイするつもりです。

that jingly jangly thing.

そのジャラジャラしたもの

Went to, yes, nine years of music college for that.

そのために音楽大学に9年間通っていた

Anyway, there are only two great Christmas songs

とにかく、クリスマスソングの名曲はこの2つしかありません。

in the world, we all know that.

世の中には、みんな知っている

One, of course Handel's Messiah,

一つは、もちろんヘンデルの救世主。

the other by The Kinks.

もう一つはキンクスの

Let's try that second one.

2回目もやってみよう

Doctor, take us away.

先生、私たちを連れて行ってください。

(hard Christmas music)

(ハード・クリスマス・ミュージック)

One, two, three, four.

1、2、3、4

(hard Christmas music)

(ハード・クリスマス・ミュージック)

♪ When I was four I believed in Santa Claus ♪

♪ When I was four I believed in Santa Claus ♪

♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪

♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪

♪ I would hang up my stockings at Christmas ♪

♪ I would hang up my stockings at Christmas ♪

♪ Open my presents and I'd be glad ♪

♪ Open my presents and I'd be glad ♪

♪ But the last time I played Father Christmas ♪

"でも最後に演じたのは" "クリスマスの父

♪ I stood outside a department store ♪

"私はデパートの外に立っていた

♪ A gang of kids came over and mugged me ♪

"子供達のギャングが来て 襲われた

♪ And knocked my reindeer to the floor ♪

"トナカイを床に叩きつけて

♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

"クリスマスに金をくれと言われた

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

"おバカなおもちゃに手を出すな

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

"渡してくれないなら 叩きのめす

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

♪ Give the all toys to the little rich boys ♪

(strong guitar music)

(強いギター音楽)

♪ Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit ♪

"スティーブ・オースティンの服を兄に渡すな

♪ Don't give my sister a cuddly toy ♪

♪ Don't give my sister a cuddly toy ♪

♪ We don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money ♪

"ジグソーやモノポリーのお金は要らない

♪ We only want the real McCoy ♪

"本物のマッコイだけが欲しい

♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

"クリスマスに金をくれと言われた

♪ We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed ♪

♪ We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed ♪

♪ Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

"クリスマスのお父様 お金をちょうだい

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

"おバカなおもちゃに手を出すな

♪ But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one ♪

"でもパパに仕事を与えて" "彼には必要だから

♪ He's got lots of mouths to feed ♪

♪ He's got lots of mouths to feed ♪

♪ But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun ♪

♪ But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun ♪

♪ So I can scare all the kids on the street ♪

"路上の子供達を怖がらせる

♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪

"クリスマス神父さん お金をください

♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪

"おバカなオモチャに付き合ってる暇はない

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

"渡してくれないなら 叩きのめす

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

♪ Give the all toys to the little rich boys ♪

(strong guitar music)

(強いギター音楽)

♪ Have yourself a very merry Christmas ♪

♪ Have yourself a very merry Christmas ♪

♪ Have yourself a good time ♪

♪ Have yourself a good time ♪

♪ But remember the kids who got nothing ♪

"でも何も得られなかった子供達を忘れないで

♪ While you're drinking down your wine ♪

"ワインを飲み干している間に

(drum music)

(ドラムミュージック)

(electric guitar music)

(エレキギター音楽)

♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪

"クリスマス神父さん お金をください

♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪

"おバカなオモチャに付き合ってる暇はない

♪ Father Christmas, please hand it over ♪

"クリスマス神父さん 渡してください

♪ We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Father Christmas give us the money ♪

"クリスマスにお金をくれ

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

"おバカなおもちゃに手を出すな

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

"渡してくれないなら 叩きのめす

♪ We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed ♪

"あなたのパンが欲しいの" "だから私達を困らせないで

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

♪ Give the all toys to the little rich boys ♪

(strong music)

(強い音楽)