WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホストのステファン・コルバートです。

HUGE NEWS-- JUST MOMENTS BEFORE TONIGHT'S TAPING, THE ELECTORAL

HUGE NEWS-- JUST MOMENTS BEFORE TONIGHT'S TAPING, THE ELECTORAL

COLLEGE OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED THAT JOE BIDEN WON THE 2020

大学が公式にジョー・バイデンが2020年に優勝したことを証明しました。

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

大統領選挙

AGAIN!

AGAIN!

HE DID IT!

HE DID IT!

HE'S STILL THE WINNER!

彼はまだ勝者だ！

AT THIS POINT, JOE BIDEN HAS WON THE ELECTION SO MANY TIMES, HE'S

この時点で、ジョー・バイデンは何度も選挙に勝っています。

OUR 46TH THROUGH 51ST PRESIDENT.

私たちの46から51までの大統領。

THIS IS ALSO BIG NEWS, BECAUSE THIS MEANS-- AFTER SIX AGONIZING

THIS IS ALSO BIG NEWS, BECAUSE THIS MEANS-- AFTER SIX AGONIZING

WEEKS-- THE ELECTION IS FINALLY OVER.

WEEKS-- THE ELECTION IS FINALLY OVER.

STICK A FORK IN THE PRESIDENT HE'S DONE.

大統領にフォークを突き刺す 彼はやり遂げた

ALSO, KEEP THAT FORK HANDY BECAUSE POKING HIM IN THE BUTT

また、そのフォークをハンディにしておくと、尻で彼を突くから。

MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST WHINING IN WHAT I HOPE IS THE FINAL

I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST WHINING IN WHAT I HOPE IS THE FINAL

INSTALLMENT OF A FAR-TOO-LONG-RUNNING SEGMENT:

遠くて長いランニングセグメントの設置。

♪ WHEN HAIR DYE LEAKED FROM RUDY'S HEAD

♪ WHEN HAIR DYE LEAKED FROM RUDY'S HEAD

♪ THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES DEPRESSED AND COVERED

♪落ち込んでカバーされた全ての投票を捨てろ♪

♪ IN SPRAY TAN THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES

♪ IN SPRAY TAN THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES

♪ GO DOWN PROUD BOYS BOOGALOO AND KU KLUX KLAN

♪ GO DOWN PROUD BOYS BOOGALOO AND KU KLUX KLAN

♪ TELL OL' ALITO THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES ♪

♪ TELL OL' ALITO THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES ♪

>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE."

>> Stephen: THESE ARE GETTING LONGER, AND I LOVE 'EM, LESS

>> スティーブン：これは長くなってきていますが、私はそれよりも好きです。

WORK FOR ME, I'LL GRANT YOU THAT.

私のために働いてくれたら 認めてあげるわ

LOOKS LIKE THE PRESIDENT HAS FINALLY RUN THROUGH ALL THE

LOOKS LIKE THE PRESIDENT HAS FINALLY RUN THROUGH ALL THE

POSSIBLE WAYS HE CAN DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

彼は我々の民主主義を破壊することができる可能性があります しかし、それは意味がありません。

HIS MONTHS-LONG ASSAULT HASN'T DONE SOME DAMAGE.

彼の数ヶ月に及ぶ攻撃は 被害を与えていない

I MEAN, JUST GETTING THE RUDY STAINS OUT OF THE CARPET ALONE

つまり、カーペットの汚れを取るだけだ

IS GOING TO TAKE SOME ELBOW GEASE.

エルボー・ギースを持っていくんだ

I THINK THAT'S WHAT WAS RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE.

それが彼の顔に流れてきたんだと思う

CASE IN POINT, THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE ITSELF.

要点を言えば、選挙人の大学は自分自身を投票する。

TODAY, THE MICHIGAN CAPITOL WAS CLOSED, ARIZONA ELECTORS MET AT

今日、ミシガン州議事堂は閉鎖され、アリゾナ州の選挙人が集まった。

AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, AND THERE WAS A SECRET ENTRANCE IN

AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, AND THERE WAS A SECRET ENTRANCE IN

WISCONSIN TO KEEP ELECTORS SAFE.

ウィスコンシン州は選挙人の安全を守るために

THIS IS CRAZY.

THIS IS CRAZY.

THESE PEOPLE AREN'T POLITICIANS OR EVEN VOTERS.

THESE PEOPLE AREN'T POLITICIANS OR EVEN VOTERS.

THEY'RE MESSENGERS OF WHAT THE VOTERS SAID.

彼らは有権者が言ったことのメッセンジャーです。

THIS IS WHAT THE PHRASE "DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGERS" WAS

THIS IS WHAT THE PHRASE "DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGERS" WAS

INVENTED FOR!

発明されたんだ！

BUT THANKS TO THE G.O.P., THAT SAYING IS NOW, "BUY THE

しかし、G.O.P.のおかげで、その言葉は今では「買いなさい」となっています。

MESSENGERS SOME BULLETPROOF VESTS AND SNEAK 'EM IN THROUGH

MESSENGERS SOME BULLETPROOF VESTS AND SNEAKEM IN THROUGH

THE BACK DOOR BECAUSE WE ARE COO-COO BANANAS AND WE GOT A LOT

THE BACK DOOR BECAUSE WE ARE COO-COO BANANAS AND WE GOT A LOT

OF GUNS!" THIS SHOULD ALL JUST BE BORING.

OF GUNS!" THIS SHOULD ALL JUST BE BORING.

EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!

誰もがそれが起こることを知っている！

IT'S NOT NORMALLY NEWS!

普通のニュースではない!

IT'S LIKE ISSUING DEATH THREATS TO PAINT FOR DRYING.

塗料を乾燥させるために 脅迫するようなものだ

THIS IS LIKE SIGNING UP FOR THE P.T.A. AND BEING TOLD,"OKAY,

これはP.T.A.に申し込んで "OK "と言われたようなものです。

YOU'RE ALL SIGNED UP.

YOU'RE ALL SIGNED UP.

HERE'S YOUR NUNCHUCKS AND YOUR FLAMETHROWERS.

HERE'S YOUR NUNCHUCKS AND YOUR FLAMETHROWERS.

WE'LL SEE YOU AT WEDNESDAY'S MEETING IN THE THUNDERDOME!

では水曜日の集会でお会いしましょう！

CAN YOU BRING SNACKS?" BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE DEATH

"スナックを持ってきてくれる？"しかし、それは死だけではなかった

THREATS.

脅威だ

THE COVERAGE OF TODAY'S VOTE WAS ABSURDLY DRAMATIC.

THE COVERAGE OF TODAY'S VOTE WAS ABSURDLY DRAMATIC.

JUST LOOK AT THIS URGENT MOMENT FROM CNN:

これを見てくださいCNNからの緊急事態です

>> MORE VOTES, BY THE WAY, ARE COMING IN RIGHT NOW.

>> MORE VOTES, BY THE WAY, ARE COMING IN RIGHT NOW.

JUST MOMENTS AGO IN MISSOURI, THE ELECTORS CONFIRMED THEIR TEN

つい先日、ミズーリ州では、選挙人が10人の候補者を確認しました。

ELECTORAL VOTES FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP AND VICE PRESIDENT

トランプ大統領と副大統領のための選挙投票

MIKE PENCE.

マイク・ペンス

>> STEPHEN: I'M SORRY, WOLF, WE HAVE TO CUT AWAY FROM THAT

>> 申し訳ありませんが、私たちはそれから切り離さなければなりません。

DRAMATIC FOOTAGE BECAUSE WE HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT YOUR UNCLE

DRAMATIC FOOTAGE BECAUSE WE HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT YOUR UNCLE

ALLEN HAS DECIDED TO IRON HIS SHIRT --

アレンはシャツにアイロンをかけることに決めた --

(DRAMATIC MUSIC) >> Stephen: WE WILL, OF

(DRAMATIC MUSIC) >> スティーブン.私たちは

COURSE, CHECK BACK ON THAT STORY IF THERE ARE ANY NEW WRINKLES.

COURSE, CHECK BACK ON THAT STORY IF THERE ARE ANY NEW WRINKLES.

PERHAPS THE WORST RECENT ASSAULT AGAINST DEMOCRACY WAS THE

民主主義への最悪の攻撃は、たぶんこれでした。

SUPER-DUMB LAWSUIT FILED BY TEXAS ATTORNEY-GENERAL AND

テキサス州の司法長官と弁護士が提訴した超馬鹿げた訴訟

MUGSHOT YOU JUST FOUND OF YOUR GRANDMA'S NEW

祖母の新しい写真を 見つけたばかりだ

BOYFRIEND, KEN PAXTON.

ボーイフレンドのケン・パクストン

TEXAS WANTED TO INVALIDATE ALL THE VOTES IN WISCONSIN,

TEXAS WANTED TO INVALIDATE ALL THE VOTES IN WISCONSIN,

MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA, AND GEORGIA BECAUSE THOSE STATES

ミシガン州、ペニンシルバニア州、およびジョージア州は、これらの州であるからです。

MADE IT EASIER TO VOTE DURING A PANDEMIC.

MADE IT EASELIER TO VOTE DURING A PANDEMIC.

BUT TEXAS DOESN'T GET TO TELL OTHER STATES HOW TO DO THEIR

しかし、テキサス州は他の州に自分たちのやり方を教えることはできません。

THING.

THING.

I MEAN, IF WE'RE LIVING BY THOSE RULES, LET'S KICK TEXAS OUT OF

つまり、このルールに従うなら、テキサスを追い出そう。

THE UNION BECAUSE ALL OUR EXES LIVE THERE.

THE UNION BECAUSE ALL OUR EXES LIVE THERE.

BUT THIS LAWSUIT WAS THE PRESIDENT'S LAST HOPE.

しかし、この訴訟は大統領の最後の希望でした。

HE CALLED IT, "THE BIG ONE."

彼はそれを "ビッグワン "と呼んでいた

WELL, ON FRIDAY NIGHT, HE BIT "THE BIG ONE."

金曜の夜にビッグワンに噛みついた

THE SUPREME COURT REJECTED THE TEXAS SUIT SEEKING TO SUBVERT

最高裁判所は、サブバートを求めるテキサス州の訴訟を却下した。

THE ELECTION.

THE ELECTION.

THAT'S GOT TO STING.

刺さったぞ

THE PRESIDENT PERSONALLY STACKED THE COURT TO HAND HIM THE

THE PRESIDENT PERSONALLY STACKED THE COURT TO HAND HIM THE

ELECTION, AND THEN THEY WENT ALL REASONABLE ON HIS ASS.

選挙、そして、彼らは彼の尻にすべての合理的なを行った。

THAT'S LIKE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER GOING, "BRINGING ME BACK

THAT'S LIKE FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER GOING, "BRINGING ME BACK

FROM THE DEAD IS FRAUGHT WITH MORAL AND ETHICAL HAZARDS!

死者からは、道徳的、倫理的な危険性を伴うFRAUGHTされています！

AND FOR THE RECORD, FIRE QUITE USEFUL WHEN USED WITH CAUTION!"

AND FOR THE RECORD, FIRE QUITE USEFUL WHEN USED WITH CAUTION!"

THE CASE WAS "DENIED FOR LACK OF STANDING."

立場の欠如を理由に却下されました

NO SURPRISE THERE.

驚きはありません。

THE PRESIDENT STRUGGLES WITH STANDING, WALKING, AND EVEN

大統領は、立っていること、歩いていること、そしてさえも苦戦しています。

SITTING WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE HE'S ON THE TOILET.

トイレにいるように見えないように座っている。

WITH THE LOSS, THE PRESIDENT IS NOW ONE-IN-59 IN POSTELECTION

敗北で大統領は９人に１人になりました

LITIGATION.

LITIGATION.

THAT IS SUCH A TERRIBLE RECORD, HE'S GETTING SYMPATHY CARDS FROM

これはひどい記録だ 彼はお悔やみ状をもらっている

THE NEW YORK JETS.

THE NEW YORK JETS.

BUT IN THE FACE OF REALITY, THE PRESIDENT IS DEFIANT,

しかし、現実に直面して、大統領はdefiantです。

TWEET-YELLING, "WE HAVE JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT!"

TWEET-YELLING, "WE HAVE JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT!"

WELL, THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE STARTED FIGHTING EARLIER,

WELL, THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE STARTED FIGHTING EARLIER,

BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU, AND IT'S OVER.

お前がケツを掴まされて終わりだからな

ON SATURDAY, BEFORE THE ARMY-NAVY GAME, THE PRESIDENT

ON SATURDAY, BEFORE THE ARMY-NAVY GAME, THE PRESIDENT

HELD A FACE TO TOO CLOSE FACE INTERVIEW WITH BRIAN KILMEADE,

ブリアン・キルミードとの対面インタビューを行いました。

AND HAD A BIZARRE EXPLANATION FOR WHY HE

AND HAD A BIZARRE EXPLANATION FOR WHY HE

THINKS HE REALLY WON.

本当に勝ったと思ってる

>> THE ELECTION WAS OVER AT 10:00 IN THE EVENING.

>> 選挙は夜の10時に終わった。

I HAD WON, IT WAS 97, 98%.

私は勝った、97、98％だった。

ALL OF THE BOOKIES ALL OVER THE WORLD WERE SAYING THE ELECTION'S

ALL OF THE BOOKIES ALL OVER THE WORLD WERE SAYING THE ELECTION'S

OVER.

OVER。

THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE BETS ON IT.

賭けてもしないよ

SNOWOH, YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S THE BOOKIES WHO PICKED THE

SNOWOH, YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S THE BOOKIES WHO PICKED THE

PRESIDENT.

大統領

THAT'S WHY IN 1932, HERBERT HOOVER SUFFERED A CRUSHING

それが1932年にハーバート・フーバーが 瀕死の重傷を負った理由です

DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF PRESIDENT SEABISCUIT.

SEABISCUIT大統領の手で敗北。

THE PRESIDENT WASN'T ALONE IN HIS FAILED WAR AGAINST

大統領は失敗した戦争で単独ではありませんでした

DEMOCRACY, BECAUSE A LEGAL BRIEF SUPPORTING TEXAS' TERRIBLE AND

DEMOCRACY, BECAUSE LEGAL BRIEF SUPPORTING TEXAS' TERRIBLE AND AND

STUPID AND WRONG AND DUMB LAWSUIT WAS SIGNED BY 126 HOUSE

STUPID AND WRONG AND DUMBLE LAWSUITは、126ハウスによって署名されました。

REPUBLICANS.

REPUBLICANS.

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, IF YOU PUT ALL 126 OF THOSE

あなたがこれらの126のすべてを置くならば、そのことを考慮してください。

CONGRESSMEN ON ONE RAFT GOING OVER NIAGARA FALLS, I'D WATCH.

ナイアガラの滝の上空で一機の空爆が行われています 私は見ています

FOLLOWING THE SCOTUS DECISION, MOST OF THESE GUYS STAYED

スコッチュス判決の後、このような男性のほとんどは留まっています。

SILENT, BUT LOUISIANA REPRESENTATIVE MIKE JOHNSON

静かだがルイジアナの代議員マイク・ジョンソン

TWEETED THIS QUOTE BY JOHN QUINCY ADAMS:

ジョン・クインシー・アダムスのツイートです。

"DUTY IS OURS, RESULTS ARE GOD'S."

"義務は我々のものであり 結果は神のものである"

OKAY, BUT I ANOTHER FAMOUS JOHN QUINCY ADAMS QUOTE:

OK、でも、もう一つの有名な ジョン・クインシー・アダムスの名言があります

"YOU LOST, MIKE JOHNSON!

"お前の負けだ、マイク・ジョンソン！

SUCK MY SIDEBURNS!" SO, WHAT'S TO BE DONE WITH THESE

SUCK MY SIDEBURNS!" SO, WHAT'S TO BE DONE WITH THESE

ANTIDEMOCRATIC CULT MEMBERS?

ANTIDEMOCRATIC CULT MEMBERS?

WELL, THERE'S AN INTERESTING IDEA PUT FORTH BY NEW JERSEY

WELL, THERE'S AN INTERESTING IDEA PUT FORTH BY NEW JERSEY

CONGRESSMAN BILL PASCRELL, SEEN HERE STAYING PERFECTLY STILL

"ビル・パスケル下院議員は" "完全に静止しています

UNTIL HE REMEMBERS WHY HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN.

キッチンに入ってきた理由を 思い出すまでは

PASCRELL SENT A LETTER TO SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI IN WHICH HE

パスクレルはスピーカーのナンシー・ペローシに手紙を送り、その中で次のように述べている。

POINTS OUT THAT THE 126 CONGRESSMAN HAVE VIOLATED A

POINTS OUT THAT THE 126 CONGRESSMAN HAVE VIOLATED A

CLAUSE IN THE 14TH AMENDMENT BARRING REBELLION AGAINST THE

憲法14条の条項は、反乱を禁じるものである。

CONSTITUTION, ADDING, "STATED SIMPLY, MEN AND WOMEN WHO WOULD

憲法、追加、「単純に言えば、そうしたい男性と女性」。

ACT TO TEAR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT APART CANNOT SERVE AS

米国政府を引き離すための行為は、そのような役割を果たすことはできません。

MEMBERS OF THE CONGRESS."

MEMBERS OF THE CONGRESS."

THAT SEEMS LIKE THE BARE MINIMUM FOR GOVERNMENT SERVICE.

政府のサービスの最低限度だな

TO BE ELECTED, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN OUR ELECTIONS.

TO BE ELECTED, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN OUR ELECTIONS.

SAME WAY IN ORDER TO WORK AT ARBYS, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE

SAME WAY IN ORDER TO WORK AT ARBYS, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE

IT'S MEAT.

肉だよ

BUT BANNING 126 MEMBERS OF CONGRESS MAY BE TOO MUCH.

しかし、126人の国会議員を禁止するのは やり過ぎかもしれません。

SO I HAVE MY OWN MORE LIMITED SUGGESTION FOR THE SPEAKER.

スピーカにはもっと限定的な提案をします。

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BAR 126 REPUBLICANS, BUT 18 OF THEM COME

あなたは126の共和党をバーにする必要はありませんが、そのうちの18が来ます。

FROM THOSE FOUR STATES WHOSE ELECTIONS THEY CLAIMED WERE

選挙があったと主張した4つの州の中から

FRAUDULENT.

詐欺師

WHICH IS A WEIRD SELF-OWN.

WHICHはWEIRD SELFOWNです。

IT'S LIKE BEING AT THE ALTAR.

祭壇にいるようなものだ

SHE SAYS, "I DO," AND YOU'RE LIKE, "REALLY?

"そうなんだ "って言って "本当に？"って感じで

WHY?" SO, I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT

"なぜ？"だから、私はそれが唯一のフェアなことだと思う。

THESE 18 EITHER RECOGNIZE THE ELECTION AS VALID OR BE

THESE 18 EITHER RECOGNIZE THE ELECTION AS VALID OR BE

CONSISTENT AND SAY THAT THEIR WINS WERE FRAUDULENT.

矛盾していて、自分たちの勝利は不正なものだったと言う。

PUT IT TO A FLOOR VOTE ON DAY ONE.

初日のフロア投票にかけろ

"RESOLVED: THE ELECTIONS IN PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN, GEORGIA,

"決議：ペンシルバニア州、ミシガン州、ジョージア州の選挙。

AND WISCONSIN WERE FREE AND FAIR.

ウィスコンシンは自由と公正だった

THEREFORE, WE WILL SEAT OUR 18 COLLEAGUES."

"それでは18人のコリーダを座らせます"

THAT WAY, THE G.O.P. EITHER HAS TO VOTE THAT BIDEN WON FAIRLY,

THAT WAY, THE G.O.P. EITHER HAS TO VOTE THAT BIDEN WON FAIRLY,

OR VOTE THAT THESE 18 IDIOTS LOSE THEIR JOBS.

OR VOTE THAT THESE 18 IDIOTS LOSE THEIR JOBS.

EITHER WAY, IT'S A WIN-WIN.

どちらにしても、それはwin-winです。

IN THE END, EVEN HAVING A SPINELESS LACKEY HEADING THE

最後には、スピネルレス・ラッキーがヘディングをしていても

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WASN'T ENOUGH TO LET THIS PRESIDENT

司法省はこの大統領を許すには不十分だった

STEAL THE ELECTION.

STEAL THE ELECTION.

BECAUSE MOMENTS AFTER BIDEN CLINCHED THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE,

BECAUSE MOMENTS AFTER BIDEN CLINCHED THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

THE PRESIDENT ANNOUNCED THAT ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR

大統領は、ビル・バール司法長官を発表しました。

RESIGNED.

RESIGNED.

IT'S A FITTING END TO MR TOADIE'S WILD LIES.

トードリーの野生の嘘にピッタリな終わり方だな

IN A BID FOR ATTENTION, THE PRESIDENT TWEETED, "BILL WILL BE

A BID FOR ATTENTION, THE PRESIDENT TWEETED, "BILL WILL BE

LEAVING JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH HIS

クリスマス前に出発して 彼と一緒にクリスマスを過ごすために

FAMILY."

FAMILY."

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING CALLED "VACATION" SO YOU DIDN'T

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING CALLED "VACATION" SO YOU DIDN'T

HAVE TO QUIT YOUR JOB IN THE ADMINISTRATION TO SEE YOUR

HAVE TO QUIT YOUR JOB IN THE ADMINISTRATION TO SEE YOUR

FAMILY FOR CHRISTMAS.

FAMILY FOR CHRISTMAS.

HOPEFULLY, BARR WILL LEAVE OFFICE BY BEING SEIZED BY

幸いなことに バールがオフィスを去る時には

ANONYMOUS FEDERAL AGENTS AND BEING STUFFED INTO AN UNMARKED

非対称な連邦政府機関と無印の車に詰め込まれること

VAN.

VAN.

THIS DOESN'T COME AS A HUGE SURPRISE.

驚くようなことではありません。

SOURCES SAY THE PRESIDENT WAS FRUSTRATED WITH BARR OVER HIS

大統領はバーの件で激怒していたとの情報があります

RECENT COMMENTS THAT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAD FOUND NO EVIDENCE

司法省は何の証拠も見つけられなかったとの最近のコメント

OF WIDESPREAD ELECTION FRAUD.

OF WIDESPREAD ELECTION FRAUD.

SO, BARR HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO DO WHAT THE PRESIDENT

バールは大統領の命令を拒否したから 去るしかなかった

WANTED.

WANTED.

A REWARD USUALLY RESERVED FOR HIS WIVES.

A REWARD USUALLY RESERVED FOR HIS WIVES.

I HATE TO TELL YOU, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU CAN'T MAKE AN

言いたくないんだが...大統領、あなたは何もできません

ENTIRE CABINET LEVEL AGENCY DO YOUR BIDDING.

ENTIRE CABINET LEVEL AGENCY DO YOUR BIDDING.

IT'S THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, NOT JUST-YOU.

それは司法省だ 君だけじゃない

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING IF BILL BARR WOULD DISTANCE HIMSELF

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING IF BILL BARR WOULD DISTANCE HIMSELF

FROM THE ADMINISTRATION, HIS RESIGNATION LETTER MAKES IT

FROM THE ADMINISTRATION, HIS RESIGNATION LETTER MAKES IT

CLEAR HE WON'T.

彼はしない

HE WRITES, "YOUR RECORD IS ALL THE MORE HISTORIC BECAUSE YOU

HE WRITES, "YOUR RECORD IS ALL THE MORE HISTORIC BECAUSE YOU

ACCOMPLISHED IT IN THE FACE OF RELENTLESS, IMPLACABLE

無責任で実行力のある、無責任に直面しても、それを達成しました。

RESISTANCE.

RESISTANCE.

FEW COULD HAVE WEATHERED THESE ATTACKS, MUCH LESS FORGE AHEAD

FEW COULD HAVE WEATHERED THESE ATTACKS, MUCH LESS FORGE AHEAD

WITH A POSITIVE PROGRAM FOR THE COUNTRY.

国のための前向きなプログラムで。

YOU BUILT THE STRONGEST AND MOST RESILIENT ECONOMY IN AMERICAN

あなたは、アメリカで最も強く、最も弾力性のある経済を構築しました。

HISTORY."

"HISTORY"

ADDING "YOUR ASS IS THE SOFTEST AND SUPPLEST HEINIE MY LIPS HAVE

"あなたのお尻は私の唇の中で一番柔らかくて、最高のハイニーです "を追加しました。

EVER SMOOCHED.

EVER SMOOCHED.

IT HAS A VELVETY RICHNESS WITH FAINT NOTES OF JACKBOOT AND

ジャケットとジャケットのかすかなメモが入ったヴェルヴェット調のリッチネスを持っています。

PEPPERMINT."

PEPPERMINT."

OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT ISN'T THE ONLY SCOURGE THAT'LL

OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT ISN'T THE ONLY SCOURGE THAT'LL

HOPEFULLY BE GONE SOON.

すぐに逝けることを願っています。

THERE'S ALSO COVID, AND I'LL TELL YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S

THERE'S ALSO COVID, AND I'LL TELL YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S

EDITION OF "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

EDITION OF "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

>> SURF'S UP, DUDE.

>> サーフの出番だよ

OH, NO!

ダメだ！

I'M AFRAID OF NEEDLES!

私は針が怖いの！

AAH!

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> Stephen: HE'S GOT A NEEDLE AND TEETH.

>> スティーブン彼は針と歯を持っています。

WE'VE SPENT NINE MONTHS IN HIDING FROM A VIRUS

私たちは9ヶ月間 毒物から身を隠していた

THAT CONTINUES TO DEVASTATE OUR COMMUNITIES, BUT FRIDAY NIGHT,

THAT CONTINUES TO DEVASTATE OUR COMMUNITIES, BUT FRIDAY NIGHT,

WE FINALLY GOT THE NEWS WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR: THE F.D.A.

WE FINALLY GOT THE NEWS WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR: THE F.D.A.

ANNOUNCED AN EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION FOR THE FIRST

ANNOUNCED AN EMERGENCY USE AUTHORIZATION FOR THE FIRST

COVID-19 VACCINE.

COVID-19 VACCINE.

AND, THIS MORNING, THE FIRST AMERICAN WAS VACCINATED: SANDRA

そして、今朝、最初のアメリカ人が空襲されました：サンドラ。

LINDSAY, A CRITICAL CARE NURSE IN QUEENS, WHICH WAS THE

リンゼイ クイーンズのクリティカルケア看護師

EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMIC IN THE SPRING.

EPICENTER OF THE PANDEMIC IN THE SPRING.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Stephen: THAT FEELS REALLY

[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen.それは本当に感じます。

GOOD TO SEE.

GOOD TO SEE.

I MEAN, THAT IS MOVING.

つまり、それは動いている。

THIS IS THE MOST EXCITED I'VE BEEN TO WATCH SOMEONE ELSE'S

こんなに興奮したのは初めてです

DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT SINCE EVEL KNIEVEL GOT A ROUTINE

DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT SINCE EVEL KNIEVEL GOTOT A ROUTINE.

PHYSICAL OVER SNAKE RIVER CANYON.

PHYSICAL OVER SNAKE RIVER CANYON.

NURSE LINDSAY HAD AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR AMERICANS.

リンゼイ看護師はアメリカ人にとって重要なメッセージを持っていました。

>> I FEEL LIKE HEALING IS COMING.

>> I FEEL LIKE HEALING IS COMING.

I WANT TO INSTILL PUBLIC CONFIDENCE THAT THE VACCINE IS

VACCINEがあるという確信を 世間に植え付けたいのですが

SAFE.

SAFE.

WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC, AND SO WE ALL NEED TO DO OUR PART TO PUT

私たちはパンデミックの中にいるので、私たちはすべての私たちの役割を果たす必要があります。

AN END TO THE PANDEMIC AND TO NOT GIVE UP SO SOON.

パンデミックに終止符を打つこと、そしてすぐにあきらめないこと。

>> STEPHEN: ABSOLUTELY.

>> 勿論です。

UNTIL THIS IS OVER FOR GOOD, WE CAN'T GIVE UP ON MASK WEARING

これが終わるまで、私たちはマスクを着用することをあきらめることはできません。

AND SOCIAL DISTANCING.

と社会的距離。

EVERYTHING ELSE, I'VE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON: EATING AT A TABLE,

他のことは全て諦めた食卓で食べることも

WORKING AT A TABLE, WEARING PANTS BELOW THE TABLE.

テーブルの上で仕事をしていて、テーブルの下にパンツを履いています。

PLUS, THEY UNVEILED THE BRAND NEW POST-SHOT STICKER: "CRUSHING

さらに、新しいポストショットステッカー「CRUSHING」を発表しました。

COVID-19, GOT MY VACCINE."

"COVID-19 VACCINEを手に入れた"

A MUCH BETTER RHYME THAN 1885'S "IMMUNE FROM CHOLERA, NOW BACK

1885年の「コレラからの免疫、今すぐ戻る」よりもはるかに良いリズム

TO A LIFE OF SQUALOR-A."

"スクウェアアの生活へ"

BEFORE YOU GET YOUR JAB, THERE ARE SOME GUIDELINES.

ジャブを打つ前に、いくつかの目安があります。

SPECIFICALLY, THE VACCINE IS ONLY RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE 16

SPECIFICALLY, THE VACCINE IS ONLY RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE 16