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  • Oh man, looks like you have a new friend request. Oh my god, this can not be happening.

  • Well, it finally happened. Your mom is on Facebook,

  • posting things like "October means getting

  • all my fall motif sweaters down or maybe I should just "leaf"(leave) them up there

  • Hahahaha. I am laughing out loud on the floor!"

  • sure she likes posting about her life, but she loves getting into yours

  • "Who's your new friend? She looks...ill."

  • Now you have to watch everything you say

  • unless you get that "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

  • it's the only app that scans your Facebook page for stuff about drugs,

  • alcohol, sex, references to atheism and opinions

  • go ahead and type something that your mom would hate.

  • "There isn't enough beer in the world for me to deal with all Glenn Beck's Holy Roller BS."

  • Now apply that "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

  • "boy, do I need new dungarees"

  • I got a 5 dollar coupon from Kohl's

  • I'll send it to you.

  • See, that "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter" does what you do naturally:

  • it lies to your mom. Sweet! Even changing your photos to make them more "mom-friendly"

  • the "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

  • for when your mom discovers Facebook. Like

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Oh man, looks like you have a new friend request. Oh my god, this can not be happening.

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ママはFacebook上にある - サタデーナイトライブ (Mom Is on Facebook - Saturday Night Live)

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    Tong-Ann Sytwu に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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