♪ >> Stephen: HELLO, WELCOME

♪ >> スティーブンこんにちは、ようこそ

BACK, EVERYBODY.

後ろだ、みんな。

WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING 2 THE ELECTION RESULTS.

私たちはまだ不安になるほど待っています2選挙の結果を。

MAYBE YOU KNOW, WE DON'T.

知ってるかもしれないが、知らない。

WE'RE STILL ANXIOUSLY AWAITING.

私たちはまだ不安で待ち遠しいわ

IT HAS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ASKING

それはどこでも人々が尋ねています。

QUESTIONS LIKE, CAN BIDEN WIN WITHOUT PENNSYLVANIA?

QUESTIONS LIKE, CAN BIDEN WIN WITHOUT PENNSYLVANIA?

WHEN WILL WE GET PENNSYLVANIA'S FINAL RESULTS?

WHEN WILL WE GET PENNSYLVANIA'S FINAL RESULTS?

AND WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU STARE REAL HARD AT THIS GRAPH OF

AND WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU STARE REAL HARD AT THIS GRAPH OF

PENNSYLVANIA'S VOTE COUNT?

PENNSYLVANIA'S VOTE COUNT?

JIMMY-- WE'RE NOT ON SHOWTIME ANYMORE.

JIMMY-- WE'RE NOT ON SHOWTIME ANYMORE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

AND ADULTS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WITH QUESTIONS.

AND ADULTS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES WITH QUESTIONS.

SO MANY KIDS ARE HOME RIGHT NOW AND THEY'VE BEEN ASKING THEIR

SO MANY KIDS ARE HOME RIGHT NOW AND THEY'VE BEEN ASKING THEIR

PARENTS A LOT OF DIFFICULT QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS ELECTION.

PARENTS A LOT OF DIFFICULT QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS ELECTION.

SO I THOUGHT I'D HELP OUT BY ANSWERING SOME REAL QUESTIONS

SO I THOUGHT I'D HELP OUT BY ANSWERING SOME REAL QUESTIONS

FROM REAL KIDS, SENT IN BY PARENTS WHO COULD USE A REAL

本物の子供から、本物の子供を必要としている親から送られてきた。

BREAK.

BREAK.

SO IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION OF...

SO IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION OF...

"KIDS QUESTIONS: ELECTION EDITION!"

"KIDS QUESTIONS: ELECTION EDITION!"

>> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE WERE BRAINSTORMING NEW TITLES.

>> Stephen: I thought thought we thought we're brainstORMING WE ARE ARE BRAINSTORMING NEW TITLES.

HELLO, CHILDREN.

こんにちは、子供たち。

MY NAME IS STEPHEN AND I'M AN EXPERT ON DEMOCRACY.

私の名前はスティーブンと私は民主主義の専門家です。

THAT'S WHY I'M IN CHARGE AND NO ONE ELSE GETS A SAY.

それが私が責任者で誰も発言をしない理由です。

TODAY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO ASK ANY QUESTION YOU'D

TODAY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO ASK ANY QUESTION YOU'D

LIKE.

LIKE。

WHO'S FIRST.

WHO'S FIRST.

>> WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PRESIDENT?

>> WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PRESIDENT?

>> Stephen: GREAT QUESTION, WILLA, THE MAIN REASON THERE HAS

>> スティーブンいい質問だな、ウィラ、これが起きた主な理由は？

TO BE A PRESIDENT IS SO THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS TO HAVE A

大統領になるためには、副大統領は持っていなければなりません。

BOSS.

BOSS.

WITHOUT A SUPERVISOR THE VICE PRESIDENT MIGHT STOP

WITHOUT A SUPERVISOR THE VICE PRESIDENT MIGHT STOP

SHOWING UP TO WORK AND NO ONE WOULD BE AROUND TO DO ALL THE

仕事をしに来ても、誰も仕事をしてくれない。

IMPORTANT VICE PRESIDENTING.

重要な副社長。

WHO ELSE HAS A EQUESTION.

WHO ELSE HAS A EQUESTION.

>> CAN CHEESE VOTE?

>> CHEESEは投票できるのか？

>> Stephen: YES, CHEESE CAN VOTE AS LONG AS IT IS AMERICAN

>> スティーブン：はい、チーズは、それがアメリカである限り、投票することができます。

CHEESE AND AGED AT LEAST 18 YEARS AND, OF COURSE, CHEESE

チーズと18歳以上の高齢者、そしてもちろんチーズ。

TENDS TO VOTE IN BLOCS.

TENDS TO VOTE IN BLOCS.

GOUDA QUESTION.

GOUDA QUESTION.

NEXT?

NEXT?

>> WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT.

>> >> WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT.

>> Stephen: IN THE PAST HISTORIANS CALLED FRANKLIN

>> スティーブン：過去には歴史家はフランクリンと呼ばれていた

PIERCE OUR BEST LOOKING PRESIDENT BUT THEY WERE JUST

PIERCE私たちの最高の見栄えの大統領が、彼らはただだった

PICTURING HARRY STYLES.

ハリー・スタイルズを撮影しています。

>> CAN I VOTE FOR EMMA INSTEAD?

>> EMMA INSTEADに投票してもいいですか？

>> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE FED UP WITH THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM BUT

>> スティーブン: I KNOW YOU'RE FED UP WITH THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM BUT.

I'LL GRANT YOU ELMO'S FOCUS ON LETTERS AND NUMBERS HAS BEEN

エルモが文字と数字に集中したことを認めよう

INVALUABLE.

INVALUABLE.

I WANT YOU TO THINK IT THROUGH OTHERWISE IT'S A PROTEST VOTE

私はあなたにそれを考えて欲しい それ以外の場合は抗議投票です

LIKE VOTING FOR JILL STEIN OR ANY OTHER PUPPET.

ジル・スタインや他の子犬に投票するのが好きです。

ONE MORE.

ワンモア

>> IF I WAS ELECTED TO BE THE PRESIDENT, WOULD I BE ABLE TO

>> 私が大統領に選出された場合、私はできるだろうか？

PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE PINK AND PURPLE?

ホワイトハウスをピンクと紫に塗る？

>> Stephen: WELL, EVA JEAN, JUDGING BY YOUR UNICORN SHIRT

>> Stephen: WELL, EVA JEAN, JUDGING BY YOUR UNICORN SHIRT.

AND YOUR BOW IN YOUR HEAD AND YOUR PILLOW, I DON'T THINK THE

頭の中に弓を巻いて 襟を立てているが

AMERICAN PEOPLE COULD STOP YOU EVEN IF THEY WANTED TO.

アメリカの人々はあなたを止めることができた 彼らが望んだ場合でも。

PLEASE PAINT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT AND

あなたがそれをしている間、ワシントンモニュメントをペイントしてください。

GIVE THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL A GLOW-UP.

リンカーン記念館を盛り上げよう。

THAT'S IT.

それだけだ

THANK YOU TO ALL THE KIDS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS.

THANK YOU TO ALL THE KIDS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS.

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO VOTE TILL YOU'RE 18, EXCEPT IN CERTAIN

18歳までは投票できません。

PARTS TO HAVE THE COUNTRY WHICH YOU SHOULD GET IN LINE NOW.

PARTS TO HAVE THE COUNTRY WHICH YOU SHOULD GET IN LINE NOW.

>> Stephen: THANKS, STEPHEN, BACK WITH LARRY WILMORE.

>> スティーブン: THANKS, STEPHEN, BACK WITH LARRY WILMORE.

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