What the heck?... It's silver.

Is this supposed to have foil on it?

Seriously. Am I supposed to eat that?

You have to tell me if I can't eat it.

It's almost like the inside of a nutter butter but better than a nutter butter.

So nutty.

It tastes like it needs to be cooked.

It tastes like raw cookie dough.

This is fancy.

Like something you'd see at a really fancy tea party at the turn of the last century.

I wish more American desserts were sparkly.

I would like to make jewelry out it though.

India, I'm into your desserts.

*fun Indian beat*

It's kulfi time!

Do not want you getting into these.

*ripping plastic*

Is this a banana?

*chuckles*

Why is it so wiggly?

The size is a little intimidating.

Oh! That's really good.

I would totally eat this.

It tastes like a gourmet cupcake.

This is so good... Wow, where have we been?

I like this a lot.

Should I not eat the whole thing?

No, it's yours.

Oh good 'cause this is the f*cking bomb. Jesus.

*biting sound*

*fun Indian beat*

Hmmm.

Just touch it?

Cold. Colder than I thought.

This is very confusing.

It's so cute and squishy!

It smells good.

What secrets do you hold?

Oh my God!

*squealing noise*

Why is it so wet?

*straining noise*

You can literally wring this out.

*light chuckle*

That's like a magic trick.

It's good. I like.

*fun Indian beat*

It looks like a golden potato.

It's almost overwhelming.

It's like a saturated syrup sack.

Good amount of grease.

It seems like the majority of Indian desserts are balls.

But it tastes like a really, really good donut.

It tastes almost too good.

But like your hands get so messy.

This one makes me feel a little guilty and I don't know why.

*fun Indian beat*

Oh my gosh! It's beautiful!

Oh f*ck!

Whoa! So sticky.

Woo!

Sh*t just got real.

This is something like Americans would get at a carnival.

I would eat this at a fair.

And then you would immediately throw up on the first ride that you went on.

This is a lot to handle.

Yeah!

Ooo!

Goopidy goop!

This is a delight.

God bless whoever made this. Oh my gosh.

How does this exist?

*fun Indian beat*