It's good to be back,

it's good to be back.

First of all,

I gotta mention you...

We'll talk about,

you were an intern here at the show?

I was an intern,

yeah.

The cage was right over there.

(host laughs)

Five years ago,

you were.

And this is what happens when people intern on our show,

they all become-

That's what happens.

Get your applications in.

Yeah.

(tongue clicking)

Thanks a lot.

Yeah, yeah. The money's good when you were an intern?

It is.

Did you have a good time when you were an intern

on this show?

I had a blast.

My job is actually to just hang out backstage with you

just before you went on.

And you'd run through some monologue jokes.

They always have a...

it's funny.

We always have a few interns back there

just to let them see what,

how it goes.

Yeah,

exactly.

And there was a one monologue joke that I remember so well,

and you were extremely funny,

but the joke was Pat Buchanan had his kidney stones removed

last week.

And he knew about them for a while,

but he just found out that the two kidney stones were gay.

(host laughing)

(crowd laughing)

I thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

So I started laughing and laughing.

And you were like,

"Do you think that's funny?"

And I said,

"Yeah".

And you were like,

"No,

you don't".

All you kids do is go home and smoke pot

and listen to Pearl jam.

(crowd Laughing)

I was like "yeah".

If that's what he thinks of us we are okay.

Get out of my lawn, those are my apples.

(crowd laughing)

You didn't know that I'm 64 years old.

Oh yeah,

that's me.

That's me- Hey that lawn.

That's a beautiful lawn back there.

It's beautiful back there.

It is,

it really is.

It's very nice. Let's talk about this is...

First of all,

we're all very happy for you.

You've done so well and I think one of the hardest parts

of your job now in the office is you work with Mr. Curral.

And he's such a funny guy,

We've had him here on the show a bunch...

But he's so funny.

How do you not laugh when you're working with him?

Cause you have to say stay straight.

Yeah,

the simple answer to that is you don't.

You break all the time.

He's nothing without writers, but yeah.

Once he gets going,

once he gets going

he actually...

The sad thing is,

now that we're in our second season,

he knows exactly how to get us laughing

Right.

And so he does this thing where every time

he gets slightly emotional,

I just lose it.

And so there was this one scene where he asked me

to help him and I didn't really want to help him.

And he says,

"I don't know.

I really have it tough.

And you know everybody in this office,

you think Santa has it tough, but Santa has elves.

Okay".

(crowd laughing)

And no one is elving me.

And I think I was under the desk at that point then

(host laughing)

(indistinct)?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That would be...

And so you get to also.

There's some adlibbing,

obviously going on,

He does.

You just hold on for dear life and try not to laugh.

Now we actually,

we come from a similar, pretty much the same place.

I'm from Brooklyn.

You're from Newton Massachusetts?

I am from Newton Mass.

So we're like grew up.

(crowd shouting)

They're not from there,

they just wanna listen to their applause.

That's true.

Yeah,

well I'm from right around you.

I've actually seen you walking your dog on the holidays.

What?

Oh,

yeah.

You see me walk.

Were you like following me in some pervy way?

(crowd laughing)

There He is,

yeah.

(interviewee smiling)

No,

I would never stop you because you looked like you were

having such a good time

and I didn't want you to start running.

Like I'm like "Cohen".

Was I alone?

No, you're with your dog, Hudson.

(crowd laughing)

How do you know my dog's name?"

He's six and a half years old and he like pedigree dog.

Probably at 6:15 PM.

Yeah.

This is all true.

Everything you've said.

That's very eerie,

dude.

Do you go back to Massachusetts much?

I do.

I go back a lot.

I was actually just there a couple days ago.

I just had a niece and,

so no applause?

(crowd shouting)

To hell with babies.

That was weird.

Isn't that weird they've plotted the Newton mass.

He said," I just had a niece".

"Nothing from us, bring up Newton again".

(crowd laughing)

Exactly.

So I was back there and I was at South station looking at

the board that takes over to tell you what track you're on

and some guy,

And this is great because Boston always keeps you humble.

I mean,

this guy was a just great stereotypical, Boston guy.

And he says, "John, John from the office"

and I go,

"Yeah".

And he's like,

"Love the show,

funniest show on television".

And I was like,'

"Oh, thank you so much".

And I was about to go over and say,

thank you for what?

And he's like,

"Yeah. Okay. Take care.

I almost missed my train,

take care,

buddy.

All right,

that's enough.

Easy there,

stalker.

Weirdo.

That is so true because,

when I go back,

they always sort of let you know,

you had nail.

Don't get too big on yourself.

Yeah.

I went,

I remembered flying into Logan Airport,

not too long ago.

It was like a year ago.

And I literally just walked out of the airport and just got

like to within,

I wasn't even going to get in the cab lines because

my brother was picking me up.

But I walked out of the airport and I just sort of was

walking around.

And you just walk out and I got to near the front of

the cab line and this guy's like,

" Hey, there TV star get in the back of the line"

(crowd laughing).

I didn't know that was my dad.

Yeah.

That was probably,

yeah.

He said,

"How's your dog Hudson".

(crowd laughing)

Oh man,

They let you know.