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-We love Jeff Ross.
He's so funny.
He has a new show called "Historical Roasts,"
where he makes fun of different people from history.
So we thought we'd send him down to Rockefeller Plaza,
here in New York City, to practice his roasting skills.
Take a look at this.
-Jimmy, what's happening, buddy? It's Jeff Ross.
I'm warming up for my history roast
by roasting people out here on the street.
Not everybody wants to be roasted,
so maybe they'll let me roast their friends.
I'm roasting people's friends today,
so do you want me to roast you or your friend?
-Not today, not today.
-You can't handle it?
-No, you should roast him, though.
-I don't really think it's shorts season quite yet, fellas.
But I'm really glad your buddy
is wearing Peter Dinklage's dress pants.
[ Laughter ]
You guys look like the Hogwarts math team, the three of ya.
[ Laughter ]
I'm doing a history show.
Who is your favorite historical figure?
-Alexander Hamilton.
-Why? -Because --
-Because he's the best rapper?
[ Laughter ]
What's your story, Jesse?
-Well, I'm hoping to be a medical student.
I'm applying this year.
-This guy has creepy gynecologist
written all over his face.
[ Laughter ]
So, Rayne, how does it feel knowing that your mom
looks like Dog the bounty hunter if it was a woman?
-Pretty awesome. Pretty awesome.
-You look like Dog the bargain hunter.
What do you do for a living?
-I just graduated college.
-Oh, really?
Everybody's graduating right now.
-It's that time of year.
-What did you study? Being a genie?
What kind of pants are those?
What's going on, Darryl?
-Big fan of yours.
-I see that. -Yeah.
-It looks like you stood in front
of a big fan to do your hair.
-Yeah, well...
-I'm about to do a show about historical figures.
We're looking for somebody who looks like Beethoven
if his mom drank while she was pregnant.
This month marks my 30th anniversary
as a stand-up comedian,
and the first show I ever did was on Fleet Week 30 years ago.
And there were sailors in the audience.
I made fun of them and they laughed.
And it was the best feeling ever
and I've been doing comedy ever since.
-Oh, wow. 30 years? That's a long time.
-You guys were literally semen 30 years ago.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-My thanks to Jeff Ross right there.


Jeff Ross Roasts Your Friend

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林宜悉 2020 年 7 月 3 日 に公開
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