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  • -We love Jeff Ross.

  • He's so funny.

  • He has a new show called "Historical Roasts,"

  • where he makes fun of different people from history.

  • So we thought we'd send him down to Rockefeller Plaza,

  • here in New York City, to practice his roasting skills.

  • Take a look at this.

  • -Jimmy, what's happening, buddy? It's Jeff Ross.

  • I'm warming up for my history roast

  • by roasting people out here on the street.

  • Not everybody wants to be roasted,

  • so maybe they'll let me roast their friends.

  • ♪♪

  • I'm roasting people's friends today,

  • so do you want me to roast you or your friend?

  • -Not today, not today.

  • -You can't handle it?

  • -No, you should roast him, though.

  • -I don't really think it's shorts season quite yet, fellas.

  • But I'm really glad your buddy

  • is wearing Peter Dinklage's dress pants.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You guys look like the Hogwarts math team, the three of ya.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm doing a history show.

  • Who is your favorite historical figure?

  • -Alexander Hamilton.

  • -Why? -Because --

  • -Because he's the best rapper?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • What's your story, Jesse?

  • -Well, I'm hoping to be a medical student.

  • I'm applying this year.

  • -This guy has creepy gynecologist

  • written all over his face.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • So, Rayne, how does it feel knowing that your mom

  • looks like Dog the bounty hunter if it was a woman?

  • -Pretty awesome. Pretty awesome.

  • -You look like Dog the bargain hunter.

  • What do you do for a living?

  • -I just graduated college.

  • -Oh, really?

  • Everybody's graduating right now.

  • -It's that time of year.

  • -What did you study? Being a genie?

  • What kind of pants are those?

  • What's going on, Darryl?

  • -Big fan of yours.

  • -I see that. -Yeah.

  • -It looks like you stood in front

  • of a big fan to do your hair.

  • -Yeah, well...

  • -I'm about to do a show about historical figures.

  • We're looking for somebody who looks like Beethoven

  • if his mom drank while she was pregnant.

  • This month marks my 30th anniversary

  • as a stand-up comedian,

  • and the first show I ever did was on Fleet Week 30 years ago.

  • And there were sailors in the audience.

  • I made fun of them and they laughed.

  • And it was the best feeling ever

  • and I've been doing comedy ever since.

  • -Oh, wow. 30 years? That's a long time.

  • -You guys were literally semen 30 years ago.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -My thanks to Jeff Ross right there.

-We love Jeff Ross.


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ジェフ・ロスはあなたの友人をロースト (Jeff Ross Roasts Your Friend)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日