Name: アイグーグルマイセルフ (I GOOGLE MYSELF)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:07:44.000Z
Duration: 10 min 1 s

何年か前にやった企画をもう1回やればいい 視聴者は馬鹿だし　二番煎じだとは気付かれまい

Why don't you just make the same video you did a few years ago in short people are too dumb to realize

こうすればお前は永遠に動画を作れるし お前は誰にも止められない

You already made this video, this way you can make videos forever and you can become unstoppable.

やぁみんな！今日は自分をググってみるよ！

*happy* Hey guys, today we're gonna- I'm gonna Google Myself.

かなり面白そうだよな！(*´∀｀*)

ああごめん、お前らじゃ何も出てこないよな（笑）

ま、もしお前らがYouTuberとかそういう有名人になったら

Well, if you happen to be a youtuber, or any former- former public person

自分をググるってのは、オ○ニーするみたいなもんだ

Googling yourself is kinda like masturbating

ただし手にカミソリの刃を付けた状態でな

Wi- With razor blades glued to your hands.

良い事も書いてあるけど、 クソみたいな事も書いてある

Ehh- You know, you think it's gonna be nice, but really it's just gonna be uh- bunch of shit.

Is that a good method for ya- Oh ya that's a good methaphor

今日は自分をググる　初挑戦だ

Today, I am going to Google Myself, I've never done this before

たぶん面白いと思う あと、この動画にカードを付けたよ

So you know, it should be pretty interesting, also I'm doing a poll.

1カ月の中で一番好きな日を教えてね

If you can answer me what you favorite day of the month is.

あーこの動画のせいかｗ 「Pewdiepieは子供強姦者」

Oooohh, that's why, *reads* "Pewdiepie is a child rapist" *OH NO!!*

想像してみろ　俺の事を知らない誰かの親が 俺の事を調べたとする

「Pewdiepieって…ああ、子供！」

Can you imagine somewhat's parents dunno wtf I am, and then like:

「3Pac死亡」ってニュースがあったけど…

「3Pacは水球の練習中に心肺停止状態に陥り、 救命活動中に死亡した」

There was this news about 3pac dying *really?*

「死亡リスト  トップ5」に入ってそうだよな

*reads* "3pac died when he was taken off life support after he stopped breathing during water polo practice"

「漫画みたいな悲しい死」とか…

I don't- I mean it's really sad if it's true.

「2016年  最も悲しい出来事」とかな

It would have been somekind of "Top 5 death list" you know, like

デマなのかどうか分からん 「トップ5まとめ動画」のやつらは話題にしてないし

or Top 5 saddest moments of 2016, you know.

I'm really confused by the whole thing, cuz the Top 5 videos are not covering it.

Yeah, that's pretty much settles the deal.

よくもそんな…俺はIQ200以上あるぞ！

How dare you? I have an IQ of at least a couple.

「Pewdiepieの登録者数が最も多い10の理由」

この素晴らしいファンアートのおかげだよ

27歳か…もう賞味期限切れだぞ

もっと若くて魅力的で面白い誰か、いないの？

10 reasons why Pewdiepie is the most subscribed youtube channel.

「Ryanのおもちゃレビュー」？早く代われ

若さも可愛さもすぐに無くなって こういう見ためになってくるんだから

早めに俺を追い抜かなきゃダメだぞ

ほら、こいつら「YouTuber最強」なんだろ？

Can someone like younger and more attractive and actually funny please take over

Cuz, I'm getting a little- I'm getting tired.

俺なんかとっくに追い抜いてるんだろ

Ryan from Kid's Toy Reviews? Please. Come on.

Soon you're not going to be cute and adorable any more and you're gonna look like this

and you're gonna have to take over- gonna have to fill in for me alright?

「えっと…P...P... 『Ryanのおもちゃレビュー』だ！それそれ！」

I mean come one. They're the biggest youtube channel.

変だよな　「Ryanのおもちゃレビュー」なのにさ

なんでPewdiepieがヒットするのか全く分からん

「YouTuber最強は『Ryanのおもちゃレビュー』だ」

That's P- P- P... Ryan's Toy Reviews! That's it!

This is really weird to me because clearly it should be saying 'Ryan's Toy Review'

I don't understand why it came up like 'this is the answer' result

I'm gonna have to report this and send feedback.

'The biggest youtuber is Ryan Toy Reviews'

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そうだったらよかったのに　マジで

どうやったらこんな数字がでる？