Ainsley!

動画のアイデアくれよ！

Give me a video idea!

何年か前にやった企画をもう1回やればいい 視聴者は馬鹿だし　二番煎じだとは気付かれまい

Why don't you just make the same video you did a few years ago in short people are too dumb to realize

こうすればお前は永遠に動画を作れるし お前は誰にも止められない

You already made this video, this way you can make videos forever and you can become unstoppable.

（これはデモです）

Ainsley - This is a demo...

やぁみんな！今日は自分をググってみるよ！

*happy* Hey guys, today we're gonna- I'm gonna Google Myself.

初めてやるんだけど―

I've never done this before

かなり面白そうだよな！(*´∀｀*)

I'm pretty excited!

自分をググったことある？

Have you guys ever Googled yourself?

ああごめん、お前らじゃ何も出てこないよな（笑）

Huh that's cute, you're not famous.

ま、もしお前らがYouTuberとかそういう有名人になったら

Well, if you happen to be a youtuber, or any former- former public person

自分をググるってのは、オ○ニーするみたいなもんだ

Googling yourself is kinda like masturbating

ただし手にカミソリの刃を付けた状態でな

Wi- With razor blades glued to your hands.

良い事も書いてあるけど、 クソみたいな事も書いてある

Ehh- You know, you think it's gonna be nice, but really it's just gonna be uh- bunch of shit.

まぁ便利なものだよ

Is that a good method for ya- Oh ya that's a good methaphor

今日は自分をググる　初挑戦だ

Today, I am going to Google Myself, I've never done this before

たぶん面白いと思う あと、この動画にカードを付けたよ

So you know, it should be pretty interesting, also I'm doing a poll.

1カ月の中で一番好きな日を教えてね

If you can answer me what you favorite day of the month is.

よし　やろう！

Let's go!

Pewdiepie...

*typing* Pewdiepie... *suddenly quiet*

は…

*continue typing* is ...

「子供」？

a child.

あーこの動画のせいかｗ 「Pewdiepieは子供強姦者」

*and then pewds realizes*

いいね　最高

*dramatic music und background*

これが検索結果

*autistic screeching*

これが一番に出てくる

Oooohh, that's why, *reads* "Pewdiepie is a child rapist" *OH NO!!*

想像してみろ　俺の事を知らない誰かの親が 俺の事を調べたとする

Great, gr8.

「Pewdiepieって誰？」って

That's what shows up.

「Pewdiepieって…ああ、子供！」

This is what's shows up.

「…強姦者？」

Can you imagine somewhat's parents dunno wtf I am, and then like:

「3Pac死亡」ってニュースがあったけど…

"Who is Pewdiepie?"

あれって本当なの？

"Pewdiepie is a oh- a child!"

「3Pacは水球の練習中に心肺停止状態に陥り、 救命活動中に死亡した」

"...rapist."

これマジ？

*3pac song plays*

もし本当なら　すごく悲しい

There was this news about 3pac dying *really?*

「死亡リスト トップ5」に入ってそうだよな

I'm not sure it's true or not.

「トップ5の…」

*reads* "3pac died when he was taken off life support after he stopped breathing during water polo practice"

あー…

Is that- is that true?

「漫画みたいな悲しい死」とか…

I don't- I mean it's really sad if it's true.

「2016年 最も悲しい出来事」とかな

It would have been somekind of "Top 5 death list" you know, like

どうなんだろう

Top 5...

デマなのかどうか分からん 「トップ5まとめ動画」のやつらは話題にしてないし

...uhh...

「Pewdiepie死亡」

saddest anime deaths...

だよな

or Top 5 saddest moments of 2016, you know.

え…「証拠あり」？ww

What the f- , I don-

面白そう

I'm really confused by the whole thing, cuz the Top 5 videos are not covering it.

あぁ…十分な証拠だよな

*continue typing and reading*

（Pewdiepieはセクシー）

"Pewdiepie is dead"

おっほっほっほ(´ ﾟ∀ﾟ)wwww

Of course...

18位!!!!

Oh uh, with PROOF!!

「PewdiepieはKazoo Kid」

Alright, that's interesting.

あのな―　何だこれ！？

*music and video plays*

「最も頭が悪いYouTuber」！？

*EARRAPE*

違う!!!

Yeah, that's pretty much settles the deal.

よくもそんな…俺はIQ200以上あるぞ！

*rock music*

ああ　この動画のせいか

*laughs*

サンキュー　Sorshaに感謝

18!

わぁお　酷ぇな

Pewdiepie is the kazoo kid.

「Pewdiepieは最高のYouTuberだ」

You know- What the fuck is this?!

初めて聞いたわ

The dumbest youtuber? No!

ありがとな　お前ら

How dare you? I have an IQ of at least a couple.

「Pewdiepieの登録者数が最も多い10の理由」

Oh because of this fucking video.

この素晴らしいファンアートのおかげだよ

Thanks Sorsha. Appreciate ya.

「Pewdiepieの年齢」…27歳

Jesus fucking Christ

正解だ　Google

Pewdiepie is the best youtuber.

畜生

Well you've heard it here first folks.

27歳か…もう賞味期限切れだぞ

Thanks everybody. Appreciate ya.

もっと若くて魅力的で面白い誰か、いないの？

10 reasons why Pewdiepie is the most subscribed youtube channel.

俺も疲れてきてるんだ

Because of this amazing fan art.

「Ryanのおもちゃレビュー」？早く代われ

Pewdiepie age. 27.

早く俺に追いつけよ

You won that round Google

若さも可愛さもすぐに無くなって こういう見ためになってくるんだから

God dammit.

早めに俺を追い抜かなきゃダメだぞ

27. I'm getting too old for this.

ほら、こいつら「YouTuber最強」なんだろ？

Can someone like younger and more attractive and actually funny please take over

だよな

Cuz, I'm getting a little- I'm getting tired.

俺なんかとっくに追い抜いてるんだろ

Ryan from Kid's Toy Reviews? Please. Come on.

誰かに聞いてみろ

You need to grow up faster alright?

「『YouTuber最強』って誰？」

Soon you're not going to be cute and adorable any more and you're gonna look like this

「あぁ…」

and you're gonna have to take over- gonna have to fill in for me alright?

「えっと…P...P... 『Ryanのおもちゃレビュー』だ！それそれ！」

I mean come one. They're the biggest youtube channel.

「YouTuber最強」って誰?

Clearly.

変だよな　「Ryanのおもちゃレビュー」なのにさ

If anything they've already taken over.

なんでPewdiepieがヒットするのか全く分からん

I mean, ask anyone

これは報告しとかないと

Hey, who's the biggest youtuber?

「YouTuber最強は『Ryanのおもちゃレビュー』だ」

Ahh!

「クソワロ」

That's P- P- P... Ryan's Toy Reviews! That's it!

「世界の常識だぜ（笑）」

Who's the biggest youtuber

誰でも知ってるぞ

This is really weird to me because clearly it should be saying 'Ryan's Toy Review'

「彼の年収」

I don't understand why it came up like 'this is the answer' result

「400万ドル」

I'm gonna have to report this and send feedback.

かわいい

'The biggest youtuber is Ryan Toy Reviews'

「2017年　現在の年収」…おｋ

'L-O-L'

なにこれ？

'errybody kniows dat'

うん、うん　答えは？

Everyone- everyone knows that!

「6千100万ドル」！？

His net worth?

ｶﾐｰ ﾉｸｰ ｾﾞｱｰｾﾙｦｰ♪　ﾊｼﾞｰ ﾏﾘｰ ﾍﾗｯｼｬ ｿｳﾗｰﾖｰ♪

4 million.

そんなに稼いでねぇ～♪

*sighs*

そうだったらよかったのに　マジで

That's cute.

そんなに稼げたら最高

2017. 'Worth right now'. Ok

どうやったらこんな数字がでる？

What is this?

本当はこれぐらい稼いでるって事？ 俺何かもらい逃してる？

Alright, alright, alright, what is the verdict?

お前らが広告をブロックしてるとか？

61!

何が起きてんだ

OH!

お前らと話し合わなきゃダメか？ 動画の途中にもっと広告入れるとか…

*sings Naruto theme song n° 2*

どうすりゃいい

I don't have that much money!

「彼はスウェーデン人で、56%の税金を払う必要があり…」

I wish though. That would be great. Honestly.

教えてくれてありがとよ

That would be great. That would be nice.

ありがと…ｳｯ

How do they come up with these numbers? I'm really curious.

それ言わなくて良かっただろ！

Is that how much I should be making? Am I doing something wrong here?

言うんじゃねぇよ！

Are you guys not clicking on the ads? Like wh-

まぁ本当は21%だ　俺は有限会社の社長だからな

What's happening alright?

俺にランボルギーニは買えないって？ 56%も税金払ってると思ったか?

Are we going to have to have a talk? Do I need to put more fucking mid-rolls?

「まぁ彼ったら謙虚で慎み深いのね」って？違うぞ

What the fuck

そんなわけあるかよww

Because he's Swedish and in a 56% tax bracket...

56%も税金払ってたまるか

*sad piano music*

それ以上かも　絶対嫌だ

Thanks for bringing that up.

バカかよ

Thanks for *blubbers*

日産の車に乗る事になるよ

You didn't have to mention that!

そんな高い税金払ってたんじゃな

You didn't have to say that.

俺は21%税金を払うので十分だ

I actually have a limited company so it's 21% taxes.

「Pewdiepie ISIS」

What you think I'm not driving a fucking lambo? Think I'm gonna pay 56% taxes?

忘れてた　これ本当にニュースになってたんだ

People think 'Oh he's so humble and modest.' No!

本物のニュース記事だ

No no no no no no no!

この写真を載せてた

I just don't want to pay 56% taxes!

ニュースサイトが…この画像をだ

Could be even more! Fuck that!

あぁこれもニュースだった 俺のツイッターアカウント凍結

You've got to be fucking stupid

アカウントが乗っ取られてると思われたんだ

I'll drive a fucking Nissan any day!

バカみたいなことばっかり言ってたせいだ

As long as I don't pay fucking that shit

「Pewdiepieはセクシー」…？

I'll take my 21% thank you very much!

なんだこれ

Pewdiepie ISIS.

「俺はBG Kumbiだ　この動画を作ってるのは…」

Oh yeah I forgot about this. This is actually news.

「アンチコメにうんざりしてるからだ」

This is actually news.

「pewdiepieのファンからのな」

They posted this picture.

叩かれて当然だろ

A news article posted this picture.

アルビノみたいな顔しやがって

Oh yeah, that was the news. I was suspended from twitter.

「お前らがやってる事はネットいじめなんだぞ」

I got suspended because they thought I was being hacked

そんなに怖いなら目を閉じろ

Because I was acting like a fucking moron.

見なけりゃいいだろ

'Pewdiepie is hot'

「言わせてもらうけど…Pewdiepieのファンって」

What the fuck is this?

「ガキばっかだよな」

'My name is BG Kumbi and I am making this video'

コイツ何様のつもりなんだ？

'beacuse I am sick and tired of getting negative comments'

「俺はPewdiepieより筋肉がある　あいつは もやしだ」

'from the Bro Army on my Pewdiepie video.'

ナニコレ

You deserve all those negative comments

「見たか？」

You albino looking shit.

うん

'Do you people realise that what you're doing is considered cybernetic bullying?'

「懸命に鍛え続けた結果だ」

*laughs*

「毎日なかかさずな」

If you're so scared of cybernetic bullying, why don't you just close your eyes?

鍛え続けると乳首が超離れるんだなww

Why don't you just look away!

OH!!☆www

'I just want to say, the Bro Army'

「1日中部屋に座ってゲームやって 叫んでるだけじゃ無理だぞ」

'is full of a bunch of children.'

「自己中で甘ちゃんなガキみたいに」

Who the fuck does this guys think he is?

へぇ　そうかい？

'I'm more muscular than Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie is a lightweight'

「Pewdiepieはそういうヤツだ」

What the fuck?

俺がそうだって言いたいのか

'Y'all see this?'

-俺が叫びまくってるって― -「面白いのは…」

Yeah.

「Pewdiepieは今頃この動画を見て 羨ましがってるだろ」

'This is what happens when you dedicate yourself to training.'

まさか！

'All day every day.'

こんなの羨ましがるわけないだろ！！

It's what happens when your nipples are too far apart.

まぁ良い上腕三頭筋だよな

OH!

「俺こそアイツよりマジの男だからな」

'Instead of sitting in your room, yelling and screaming at video games.'

こんなの嘘だ　本気にするなよ

'Like a selfish little spoilt child.'

「アイツより筋肉あるから」

Oh really? OH!

へぇ　そうか？

'Which is what Pewdiepie does.' Oh do you think that's what I do?!

へぇ　そうか？

You think that's what I- 'The best part is, er'

お前に挑戦する　BG Kumbi

'I bet Pewdiepie's watching this video right now and he's feeling a little jealous.'

見ろよ　この…

No!

ベジタリアンの体をォォ!!!!!!!

I am not jealous! Of this man

「デットリフトすらしてないだろ」

His triceps do look very nice though.

してるさ　てめぇのママのケツでな

'Because he knows that I'm more of a real man than him.'

「YouTuberの隠れ特技 トップ10（Pewdiepie）」だってw

*sad piano music*

俺の隠れ特技ってなんだよ

That's not true. Do not listen to this man.

なんだってんだ　そんなの無いぞ

'I got bigger muscles.'

特技なんか無い

*rock music*

「耳なんて動かせる？」

Oh really?

「できるわ」

Oh really?

「ホント？」

I challenge you BG Kumbi. For a fight!

「自分じゃ見えないけど　見える？」

Look at this VEGETARIAN BODY!!!

「ああ！」

'I bet he doesn't even lift.'

「耳を動かせるなんて楽しそう　俺もやってみたかった」

Bro I lift- I lift your mom's ass

「どうやるの？」

I love this one. 'Top 10 Secret Youtuber Talents!'

Alfieに特技は無いんだな

Pewdiepie. What the fuck is my secret youtube talent?

「実はPewdiepieはビートボックスが得意」

What the fuck is it? Cuz, I don't have a secret-

オープニングのアイデアが無かったから 口で雑音をたててみただけだ

I don't have a secret talent.

別に特技じゃねぇ

"I can't wiggle my ears, can you?"

クソ長い舌ならあるぞ

"I can."

気色悪がられるけど

"Can you?"

「電話番号」！？

"Yeah, I can't see it though"

マジかよ

*wiggle ears*

お前ら変態だな

"I want to be able to try it, goin' to be excited eh, wiggling yer ears"

「『Pewdiepie』の意味は？」

"How do you do that?"

いっつも聞かれるけどな

*clicks out video*

大した答えねぇよ

So, Alfie doesn't have any talent, huh?

ユーザー名の意味を誰かに聞いてみろよ

*gun cock*

そいつらだって「響きが良かった」

*music*

「だから選んだ」とか言うさ

*video* "Pewdiepie is surprisingly good at beatboxing"

見てくれてありがとう

*Pewds beatboxing*

どうした俺

*video pauses*

楽しんでくれたなら―

Literally, had no idea how to make an intro, so I just make some fuckin' noises with my mouth

コレもチェックしてね　面白いよ

That's not a secret talent.

動画好きだろ？

Ehh-uhh, I have my tongue, I have a long tongue.

見てくれ

*Pewds lick his nose*

この動画と同じやつだ

Alright, it freaks people out.

もう1回見よう

*reads* "Phone number"

Really? You fuckin' wei-

You guys are fuckin' weird!

*reads* "What is the meaning of Pewdiepie?"

Such a question that I always get.

And the answer always so shit.

Ask anyone what their fucking username means.

It's just like "Ah, it sounded good"

"I guess that's why I picked it"

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