Wow Superman, you have the voice of an angel.

なんと美しい声だ、スーパーマン

Oh my gah..

オーマイガー

Lemme touch you, my god...

君を触らせてー

[ Superman, in a deep voice]: I'M BATMAN.

［スーパーマンが低い 声で］俺はバットマンだ

OHHHHH I knew it!

やはりそうか！知ってたぞ！

I knew it, I knew you were Batman.

お前の正体がバットマンだと知ってたぞ！

[ Superman continues singing in a high pitched tone ]

［スーパーマンが歌い 続ける…］

Hey, you're not Batman, I'm Batman!

おい、本当はな、お前はバットマンじゃない、　　　　俺がバットマンだ！

I'm Batman!

俺がバットマンだ

[ SM in a deep tone ]: No, I'm fucking Batman.

［スーパーマンが低い声で言う］俺はバットマンだ

No, I'm fucking Bat-

いや、俺がバット‐

[ SM in a deep tone ]: I'll fuck you up.

ぶっとばすぞ

No, I'll fuck you up. I'm Batman!

いや、俺がお前をぶっとばすぞ。俺がバットマンだ

[ SM ]: I'm Batman.

俺がバットマンだ

I'M B A T M A N

俺がバットマンだ！！

He just left.

あ、あの人消えた

Hey. Hey, you. Take me to your leader. I could kick the shit outta you, alright?

おい、お前、お前のリーダー（スキン）のところに連れていって、じゃないと蹴っ飛ばすぞ？

D'you wanna die?

死にたいのかい？

Stay outta this.

かかわるな

No, but you have to learn the way on your own!

自分で探さないと意味がないよ

Alright so I have a- ooh... How 'bout this-

んーじゃこうゆうのはどうだ

I'll just go to Worlds, and I just search...

ワールドで

Knuckle...

’ナックル’て検索すれば…

Hey, hey, hey! Put that away.

おい、おい、邪魔だ、どけ

[ Knuckles ]: That will not teach you the way.

そうしても見つからないから

That will not teach me the way? Okay

見つからないの？

[ Knuckles ]: That will not teach you the way.

見つからないから

You cannot teach me the way, though, that's great.

教えないのか

[ Other guy ]: I can show you, I can show you.

俺が教えるよ

Okay open the portal for me, please.

じゃポータル開いてくれないかな？

[ Other guy ]: Why d'you sound like PewDiePie?

そう言えばなんでPewDiePieみたいな声するの？

You sound like a lot of- full of shit, alright.

黙れクズ

Oh, shit, he did actually open a portal.

あ、ポータル開けられた

Maybe I need to search for Uganda.

多分ユガンダ検索すればいいのかな？

There it is, Uganda has four hundred people in it!

あったー、４００人もいるのか

You fucking kidding me? They need to fix this fucking menu. It's awful. Oh, wow. It's- I found the Knuckles everybody

おいマジかよ、運営早くメニュー直せよ。あ、ナックル見つけたぞ

The skin of the- What happened? The fuck happened? Wow what a great place.

じゃ付けて…ん？どした？

Skin of the devil... Hey- [ laughs ]

悪魔のスキン、(笑)

Hello fellow Ugandans!

おぉ、同士よ

[ tongue clicking noises from other players ]

コッコッコッコッコッコ

Great communicating with you!

なんと面白い会話だな

[ clicking tongue ]

［舌を鳴らし始める］

[ Knuckles ]: Do you know the way? Are you da queen?

道を知ってるか？君が王女か？

[ loud sniffing ]

［鼻をすすり始める］

[ Knuckles ]: You smell like Ebola.

お前エボラみたいな匂いするな

[ laughing ]

（笑）

[ more sniffing ]

［鼻をすする］

[ Knuckles ]: You do not know the way!

お前正しい道を知らないな

[ Queen ]: I know the way!

［女アバターの人（女王）］知ってるよ！

She filthy!

汚ねーな

[ Knuckles ]: Queen, where is the commander?

団長は何処だ？

Filth!

汚ねー

[ Knuckles ]: Where is the commander, Queen??

団長はどこだ？

[ even more sniffing ]

［鼻をすすり 続ける］

[ Knuckles ]: Smells like Ebola. This is good! This is good quality of Ebola.

いいね、エボラの匂いがする

[ quietly ] No, you can't do this! [ laughs ]

やめろー

[ Knuckles ]: This is Uganda.

これがウガンダだ

[ Queen ]: Can you do this?!

［王女］これ出来るか？！

AYYY HEY HEY

おぉぉぉぉ！

She's the Queen!!!

本物の王女だこれ(笑)

[ laughter and chatter ]

じゃ、じゃ、ちょと待ってて…

[ Queen ]: Can you- can you- oh, wait, wait, wait...

これ出来るかな？

[ Queen ]: Can you do THIS!

なぜ、なぜ…

[ Knuckles ]: Why you- Why you do not-

なぜそうした？ん？！(笑)

Why you do this, eh?! Why you do this! [ laughs ]

［舌を鳴らしながら笑う］

[ clicking tongue ] [ laughing ]

［皆が舌を鳴らし続ける］

[ all loudly clicking tongues ]

［色々とうるさくなる］

[ loud and violent sniffing ]

皆やめろー

[ Knuckles ]: Stop! Stop.

これ出来るかな？［口で変な音をつくる］

[ sniffing ]

何処に行くんだい？

Huh? Can you do this? [ slurping noise ]

火山のところに行こう

Show us the way!

火山の所へ…

[ Knuckles, distantly ]: Let's go to the volcano.

［火山の方へ歩き始める］

Okay, well-

こっちだ、皆ついて来い

[ Knuckles ]: You have to go to the volcano.

皆待って～！早すぎる

[ chatter ]

こっちだ

[ quiet laughter ]

ここが悪魔のスキンの所か

[ Knuckles ]: This is the way. Follow me.

信じられん

[ clicking tongue ]

ん？なぜpewdiepieがいるんだ？消えろ

Wait up, please! You guys are too fast!

い…いや、俺はナックルだ［舌を鳴らす］

[ Knuckles ]: This is the way to the Devil(?)

俺は…俺はここで生まれ、ここで育ったんだ

[ other player, quietly ]: This is the way of the Devil.

じゃお前はナックルか

Oh my God, that's the way of the Devil, guys.

ナックルだね

I can't believe it.

そうだ、

[ Knuckles ]: Oh my God, why are- why are Pewds here? Get the fuck out, Pewds!

2017でウガンダで生まれ、育ったんだ

No, please! It's- I'm Knuckles! [ clicks tongue ]

2017⁈で…でも今は2018年だぞ

I'm from- I'm born and raised-

くっ、ばれたか

[ Knuckles ]: Okay Pewds, you are Knuckles!

［激しい音楽] 逃げないと

[ Queen ]: You are Knuckles!

［何故か皆の所に戻る］おぉ、皆どこ行った？

[ laughs ] That's right!

ななななななー

Born and raised from Uganda, 2017.

俺たちの仲間どこにいるんだ？

[ Knuckles ]: Ohh..

王女と団長はどこにいるんだ？

[ Knuckles ]: 2017? But, we are in 2018 in Uganda!

団長を探さないと

I was b- Aw, you're right, shit. Shit, they discovered me.

ここは400人いるはずなのに、皆どこ行ったんだ？

[ intense music ] Shit, run... run... run...

知らぬ

Oh, look! Hey, where is everyone?

女王よ

[ Queen, out of tune ]: Na na na na... la da da da da da da!

皆は火山で死んだんだ

[ Knuckles ]: Where is- Where is the brothers?

俺たちを導いてくれ

[ Knuckles ]: Wh- Where is the Queen, the commander, and the high priest?

見せたい物があるんだ

[ Knuckles ]: Now we have to find the commander.

よし、

And the high priest! It says there's 400 people on this island, where is everyone?

何？

[ Knuckles ]: I dunno. I do not know!

ここに青いナックルがあるんだ

Queen!

あれナックルじゃないよ、それソニックだろ

[ Knuckles ]: They die in the volcano.

こ…これは…青い！

SHOW US!

これはマウイだ！

[ Knuckles ]: Can I- Can I show you the (???)

いやいや、どう見てもソニックだろ(笑)

Yes.

ソニックじゃないよ

Show us the way. [ clicking tongue ]

悪魔のスキンですか

[ Knuckles ]: The blue Knuckles is here.

エボラのに匂いがするぞ

Oh my God, but that's not Knuckles, that's Sonic!

いいねー

[ Knuckles]: That's- that's- the BLUE!

俺も好きだ、この匂い

[ Knuckles ]: This is Maui!(?)

エボラは体にいい！

No that- [laughs] that's Sonic!

［みんなおかしくなる］

[ Knuckles ]: No it's- it's not Sonic!

今のはちょっと変だったな

Alright. Skin of the Devil it is!

もうどうなってるんだよ、このゲームは

[ Knuckles ]: [sniffs] It smell like Ebola.

［ラップ中］

[ sniffs loudly ]

いいね～

[ Knuckles ]: Ohh.. I like Ebola!

スキッラッ！スキッラッッ！

Me too.

いいバーだね、ブラザー

[ Knuckles ] Ebola is good for you!

スキッラッッッ！

[ sniffing and exhaling loudly ]

スキッラッッッ！

[ Knuckles ]: Ah, yes...

スキッラッッップ！

[ continues ]

皆よ、私はエイミー・ワインハウス、 あなた達のら女王よ

Oh yeah...

お前は女王じゃない

That was getting a little weird.

お黙り！、私は女王！

What happened to this game, man? Where did it go wrong? How is this a thing?

いや、お前は女王じゃない

[ other player ] ...they be sayin' shit, I don't know, I don't wanna hear none o' your problems!

ぶっとばすわよ！

[ same player ]: Just go! Get the fuck out my way, get the fuck out my head

お前は女王じゃない！

[ now rapping ] I don't care if any o' you bitches drop dead, because my grind is my own damn shit.

私は女王よ！

[ still rapping ] Imma pass the mic 'cause I just gotta quit.

私はエイミー・ワインハウスよ！

[ different player ] Swap, swap!

女王じゃない！

[ distantly ] Ohh, god damn!

ちょっと聞けよ

SKRATT! SKRRRAATT!

お前は女王じゃない

[ different player ] Those are some good bars, bro.

やんのかこら、あ？

SKRRRAATT!

じゃほんとにそうか確認するから

[ chatter ]

女王じゃない！

[ player ] Skrrr!!

ん？なに？！

Skrrrap!!

何をしているの？

[ more overlapping chatter ]

私は女王よ！頼む皆聞いてくれ！

[ rap music begins ] Uganda got that MMA flow, ay, here we go

［唾を吐き始める］

[ rapping continues ]

私に唾吐かないで！

Hello everyone, it's me, your queen! Amy Winehouse! I have finally come! I am the queen.

皆、私は女王よ！予言どおり、ついに帰還したわ。

[ Knuckles ]: You are not the queen.

そうよ、私はエイミー・ワインハウス。 ナックルズの女王！

Yes, I am, shut up!

どういたしまして

[ Knuckles ]: No, you are not the queen.

エビバーデエエエィ♪

I will beat the shit out of you, alright?

ロックヨーバーデーナーィ♪

[ overlapping ] You are not the queen!

バックストリーバック♪

I AM THE QUEEN

バックストリーバック♪

NO, I AM! I'm Amy Winehouse!!

オーライ！

[ overlapping ] You are NOT the queen!

結構うざいところだったな

Hey, listen!

30分もまった価値があったな

[ continuing ] You are not the queen!

リモコンを落とす

I will beat the shit out of- Huh? Yeah? Come here, come here!

道を知っているか？

[ Knuckles ]: ...I will see if it's different. Lemme check.

バグってるひといるか？

[ loud chatter ]

ちょうバグってるー

Huh? Hey! WHAT? [ incomprehensible ]

このゲーム人気あるからねー

WHAT YOU DOING IN THERE?? NO!

俺の父か？俺を…受け入れてくれないか？

I am Amy Winehouse! [laughs] Please!

誰か俺のスパゲッティを触ったか？

[ garbled voices ]

［他の人がアクセントをつけて］誰か俺のスパゲッティを触ったのか？

Stop spitting on meeee!

ロシアは何処だ、このマザファカー

Hello everyone, it's your queen. I have finally returned, as the prophecy foretold.

同士よ、ここはユガンダだ

That's right, I am Amy Winehouse the Queen of Knuckles.

周りを見ろ

You are welcome.

じゃロシアの道を知っているか？

[ Backstreet Boy's "Everybody"playing ]

俺について来い

Oh, wow.

行こう

EVERYBOOOOODY YEAH

皆、モスクワに行こう

ROCK YO BODY NOW

ついて来い

Back street back- [song changes] god damnit!

あ、しまった。迷ちゃったよ

[ music ] Backstreet's back~

マイネームイズpewdiepie

ALRIGHT!

(笑)

Well that's the most annoying fuckin' place I've ever been to..

ただ手伝おうとしただけだよ

That was definitely worth the half hour loading to get a copyright strike. [laughs]

昔のPewDiePieがいいよ

[ banging noise ] Ow.

だろ、昔のPewDiePieの方がいいよなー

Do you know.. the way?

もっと Call of Dutyとかマイクラとか遊べよー

[ other player ] Anybody else lagging?

マイクラかー

It's lagging like craaazy!

そうだよどうしたんだよ

This game is so popular!

Robloxのシリーズ作るから

AYY AH SKAA DAAHH [laughing]

やったー

Are you my father? ...Please accept me.

絶対にいいの作るから

Did someone touch my spaghet?!

［色々と喋る］

[ other player, slow and dramatically ]: Ohh noo did someone touch my spaghet..?

PewDiePie俺にRoblox買ってくれないかな？

[ different player, with Russian accent ]: WHERE IS ZE RUSSIA, MOTHERFUCKER

俺お金無いから

No, no, no. Brother. Uganda!

ほ…ほんとはな、俺PewDiePieじゃないから（嘘）

It's Uganda, we're straight in the jungle, look around!

知ってるよ

[ same player ]: Do you know ze way to Russia?

結構似てたよ

Follow me, fellow gentleman!

なんて美しいんだ

[ same player ] Okay, lez go, lez go..

すいませーん

Let's go.. Let's go to my- Moscow, everybody!

ミス　ナックルさん

Follow me.

すごくいいね…

[ clicking tongue loudly ]

ちょっと…抱いていいですか？

Ah, shit. I'm- I'm sorry, I got lost.

ありがとう

[ bass boosted & garbled from another player ]: HOW'S GOIN BROS MAH NAMES PEEEWDIEPIE

ありがとうございます

Oh, my god. [ laughs ]

もうやめた方がいいな

[ same player ]: Look bruh I ain't tryna throw no shade, I'm just tryna help you, dude.

[ different player ]: Bro, I miss the old PewDiePie, bro! I miss the old PewDiePie..

Yeah, yeah, me too, alright? Old PewDiePie was better. [ laughter and chatter ]

[ same kid ] Bro, play more Call of Duty, play more Minecraft, bro! Play more minecraft...

[ different guy ]: Minecraft, man! I miss it..

[ same kid ]: Yeah, bro... what happened to that??

I'm gonna start a Roblox series!

[ same kid ]: Yeeesss..!

[ overlapping voices ]

I think it could be- really taken up. (???)

[ more vague chatter ]

[ different player ]: Quality content.

[ another player ]: PewDiePie can you buy me some Robux?

I'm poor, okay? I got nothin'.

You've all- You've all been trolled, okay? I'm not actually PewDiePie.

[ same player ]: I know.

[ another player ]: Well that's a pretty damn good impression.

Hey! Oh my god, you're beautiful! [ tongue clicking noise in the background ]

Excuse me. No!

Miss Knuckles!

[ laughter ] Ohohoho... ohoho..

Very nice..

[ quietly ] Hey... Can I get a hug, please?

Thank you... thank you [ laughs ]

[ Miss Knuckles ]: Thank You.

I feel like I should stop.

[ clanging noise ]