When will he return?

( いつ戻る？ )

The prophecy foretells of the coming of a dark age... (oh boy).

( 預言者は告げる… 暗黒時代が来る と )

An age when he will be missing, but the prophecy foretells one more thing....

( 彼の存在しない暗黒時代が… )

Look now closely.

( だが預言者はこうも告げた )

Closely into your own heart.

( よく聞け… )

Into your own mind.

( 自らの心に耳を傾けるのだ )

Into your own soul.

( 自らの頭に )

And there he is. (BACK FROM JAPAN AYY)

( 自らの魂に )

There, he has always been.

( 彼はそこにいる… )

Waiting.

( ずっと そこにいた )

Forever.

( 待っている )

With you.

( 永遠に )

Inside you. (um)

( 君と )

A part of you. (errrm)

( 君の中で )

Always.

( 君の一部として )

*amazing entrance by papa pewds*

( 常に… )

*laughs in Swedish*

ｱｱｧｧｱｱｱｧ(゜∀。)ｧｧｱｧｧｱｱ!!!!!!!

I'm back

戻ったぞｫｫ…

Oh.

( おや )

He was just in the closet the whole time. (we can now officially say he came out of the closet)

( 彼はずっと棚の中にいたんだね )

Hello everyone, it's me!

やぁみんな！俺だぜ！

Thank you for welcoming me back.

寂しかっただろ

I've been away a couple of days. (A WHOLE DAMN WEEK)

久しぶりだな

It's been, it's been good, had a good time...

いい休暇だったよ

YAY LWIAY

♫ ( Sub Redditに投稿しろ ) ♫

That's right, we're going to look at more memes together. (relationship goals)

♫ ( 俺が見てやるぞ 次の… ) ♫

Probably they're all going to be outdated because uh

♫ ( LWIAYで！ ) ♫

It's been a WEEK (that was such a painful week.)

早速みんなの投稿を見るぞ！

Memes uh, if any memes in this year surpasses one week lifetime, that would be great

ネタが古くなってるかもな…

That would just be great (okay connoisseur)

一週間あいたし

We gonna go through the GREEN SCREEN COMPEtiTION

一週間も寿命がもつネタ があるといいな

Let's ?? begin ??????????

“グリーンスクリーン大会” への投稿を見ようか！

Somebody toucha ma sPaGhEtT *ear rape*

始めるぞ！

Well, what did I say (laughs)

( 誰かが 俺の… )

Should I just go back?

( SPAGETTを────────!!!!!! )

I'll go back, I need another time.

言ったとおりだろ！ww

Hi, I'm Renata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

帰ろっかな？

*poods at the club yes daddy*

ちょ…もうちょい帰ってるわ

Come on

( Renata Blissです あなたのダンスコーチよ )

*pewds making weird noises*

なんだよw

Guys

( ｪ゛ｪ゛ｴ゛ｴ゛ｴ゛ｴ゛ｴ゛)

I think there's a dead body dere!

( みんな…！ )

It'll be over soon

( そこに死体があるぞ！ )

You don't wanna mess with ME! (come at me bro)

( すぐに終わる )

Oh classic fighting great

( 俺を怒らせるな！ )

*epic fight ensues*

アクションシーンか いいね

Wow

ワオ！ww

*KnOcKoUt*

すげぇな！

(pewds laughs)

ワォ！

DAMN that was amazing

全然編集に見えなかった！

Wow

すっげぇなぁ！

I could barely tell it was edited

( やぁ 初めまして 友達にならない？ )

Damn, so good waaw

( 俺には6000万人の仲間がいるんだ！ )

(woman yelling) (axe chopping)

素晴らしいね 最高ww

Hello, nice to meet you, wanna be friends?

お…

I have an army of 60 million subscribers

な…うわっ！

(stab stab)

( これは喊声さ )

AGHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHH

( 俺を怒らせるな！ )

Beautiful, it's just great.

( 俺には6000万人の仲間がいるんだ！ )

Hey, oh my GOD

( 俺の筋肉を見ろ！ )

That's a battlecry

は！？ww

You don't wanna mess with me

( 速いぜ )

I have an army of 60 million subscribers ?

あ～！これフルで欲しいwww

Look at my muscles ?

めっちゃイイ！！

Frah frah fraaah

やべぇ！

What

作ってくれてありがとうな…

So famous

Matt Jones… 登録者が一人増えたぜ

Oh I want a full version! (same bro)

( こっち来いよ )

That was so good

( ケツから出る… )

OH MY GOD.

( こっち行くぞ )

Someone spent hours on this, God damn. God bless you. Matt Jones, you earn this sub. God damn (let us have a moment of silence for our one, our only Matt Jones.)

( デカイぞ )

Fol- follow me

ｱ────(*´Д｀) (´Д｀*)────ｯ!!

Alright it's coming out of my ass

( 赤ちゃんだよ )

I run this way to (pants)

( 大好き❤ )

Oh it's a big one.

( あなた いい母親になるよ… )

*death scream*

( Jacksepticeyeって名前にする )

*this is the new pr0n*

素晴らしい

It's a baebae

( 自転車が盗まれたんだ… )

I love it so much.

( 誰かが 俺の――!!!! )

You're gonna be such a great mother.

( すごく落ち込んだよ )

I'm gonna call him Jacksepticeye. (i ship it)

( 超ショック！超悲しい！ )

Beautiful

( でも自転車を無くして悲しい僕よりも 自転車を持てた人は嬉しいはず )

*good old "bike" meme*

( 世界の平均幸福度が上がった！ )

Somebody toucha

( だから いいさ )

I don't know, I don't know what to say Greg

もう なんと言ったらいいのか…ww

*how pewds gained success*

[ 他人のコンテンツ ] [ 自分の視聴者 ]

Hey come on, come on

[ イスネタ ]

Have I told you about this chair btw?

オイ 何だよ！

Have I- I don't know if I introduced you my chair _| _/ __

そういえばイスの事言ったっけ？

It's 399 and it can...

まだイスの話してないよな？

Do a lot of things, it can do a lot of things, okay?

399ドルなんだ そして…

Woah

…色々できるんだよ

What made you decide to join the paratroopers?

うわ…

I wanna fight you and steal all of your subscribers

( なぜ空挺兵になろうと？ )

JESUS

( 戦って登録者を奪うためです )

It's an easy company

(; ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜すっげぇ！w

It's time to stop

( もうやめろ )

I'm just like where am I (paratrooper pewds) I will fight you

俺はどこだ？w ( 戦ってやる )

Heyy

おお～ww

HAAAAAAAHHHHH

[ 笑ったら 負け ]

I'm proud to serve each and every one of you

( 道 ｵｼｴﾃ 道 ｵｼｴﾃ…)

do you kno da wei (repeats)

ああイイね 最高

Great great yes great.

( 誰ｶ 道 ｼｯﾃﾙ？ )

Does anybody here kno da wei.

( オイ お前ら！ )

Hey guys I found DA WEI, follow me!

( 道知ってるぜ！ついて来い！ )

This man knows DA WEI, show me DA WEI.

( ｺｲﾂ 道 ｼｯﾃﾙ )

That's right, in ya go. (what am i watching)

( 道 ｵｼｴﾛ )

Imposta, you do not know da wei

( さぁ…中にどうぞ！ )

Oh yeah, you think you so good huh

( ｺｲﾂ 道 ｼﾗﾈｰﾅ )

Yeah? You think you're tough? but CAN YOU DO THIS AAARGH (_| _/ __)

( 自分がすげぇと思ってんだろ？ )

Wait, I'm running low on batteries

( エェ？自分が強いって？ )

*ear rape warning*

( だが こうできるかｧｧｱｱ!!?!? )

Pewds: SPAGHETTTTTTTT Jack: JESUS CHRIST OH NO

( ヤバイ 電池が… )

OH NO

( SPAGETT─────!!!!!!!! )

Aww poor Jack, did I scare you?

あれェ Jack… 怖がらせたか？

Did I scare you little Jackie boy?

怖がらせちゃったかなァ Jackieちゃん？

Jackie boy got scared

Jackieちゃん 怖かったねェ～

By a video game

ただのゲームなのに

oooo it's so scared

(´^ω^)＜あら～～～怖いねェ～～w

I would never get scared by a video game because I'm a real man

俺はゲームなんかで 怖がったりしねぇけどな～

My testosterone levels ‾ ; your testosterone levels _

俺の“男子力”はこのへんで…

Hello, nice to meet you, wanna be friends?

お前ののはこのへん

Hell no

( やぁ！初めまして！ 友達にならない？ )

Aww come on Piques

( 嫌だね！ )

Oh yeah? but CAN YOU DO THIS?

つれないな Piques…

*vine gunshot sound*

( だが こうできるか！？ )

*more generic vine effects*

♫ ( 金 持ってけ ) ♫

THREE NINETY NAINE

( 399ドル！☆ )

CAN YOU JUST BUY MY CHAIR PLEASE

いいから俺のイス買えよ！

IT'S 399

(#´Д｀)＜399ドルｩｩｩ～！

Oh you think you're so good huh

( 自分がすげぇと思ってんだろ？ )

You think you're so good now huh

( 自分はすごくて強いと エェ？ )

You think you're tough?

( 自分は特別だと思ってんだろ？ )

Huh? You think you're something

( だが こうできるかｧｧｱｱ!!?!? )

BUT CAN YOU DO DIS

♫ Drop It ♫ ( だが こうできるかｧｧｱｱ!!?!? )

*LIT MIXTAPE*

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜YES！

YES!

( うつ病の人は高評価！ )

THREE NINETY NINE AND YOUR DEPRESSION WILL BE CURED

399ドルでお前らのうつ病が治る！

OF COURSE.

すごいだろ！

YES I am using.

ああ 俺はイスを売るために 精神病を利用するぜ

mental illness to sell my chair

なんだ

What

なんだよ？

What, that's not

文句あっかァ？！

That's not okay?!

映画編集したやつ 大好き

I love the movie edits

よめたぞ…ww

*pewds laughing*

( MEME ?? REVIEW ?? )

I know where this is going

( MEME ?? REVIEW ?? )

(echo) MEME ?? REVIEW ??

( MEME ?? REVIEW ?? )

(echo) MEME ?? REVIEW ??

カワイイね

MEME ?? REVIEW ??

激カワ！

Cute, that was cute, very cute

すげぇな 11,000高評価？

"I hope Julia is very happy with her choice..." [Brazilian meme]

( 俺を怒らせるな… )

Holy cow this one got 11,000 uploads?

( ぶちのめすぞ )

You don't wanna mess with me

[ お前はYouTubeのトップに相応しくない ]

Cuz imma fight you

そんなことねーよ！ [ お前はYouTubeのトップに相応しくない ]

What that's not true!

そんなことねーよ！ [ JacksFilmsのほうが面白い！ ]

I have an army of 60M subscribers

[ JacksFilmsのほうが面白い！ ]

Woah

( 俺には6000万人の仲間がいるんだ！ )

They say that I'm faster than lightning itself

[ お前のファンは英語も まともに書けない！ ]

There's a dead body right there

( だが こうできるかｧｧｱｱ!!?!? )

Oh yeah, this was great

(; ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜うわ！！

Dude: Alexa, what do you do?

( 俺は光より速く走れるのだ )

I go through funny pictures, and go haha

俺 強ぇ～… ( そこに死体があるぞ )

That you guys make, you guys make pictures

( そこに死体があるぞ )

Irrelevent dude: Awesome

これ すげぇんだよな

Irrelevent dude: Alexa, play rock music

( Alexa 君は何ができるの？ ) これ すげぇんだよな

♪ HEJ MONIKA HEY PÅ DIG MONIKA ♪ (had it on repeat for 4 hours, just now spelling lyrics correctly.)

( みんなが投稿した 面白い画像を見て笑うだけだ )

Dude: Alexa stop

( すごい！ )

WhAt

( Alexa ロック流して )

Girl: Alexa, what time is it?

♫ HEJ MONIKA HEY PÅ DIG MONIKA ♫

It's time for BONUS MEME✨ (papa bless)

( Alexa 止めて )

Dude: It uses far-field technology, so it can hear you from anywhere in the room

は！？

Irrelevent dude: So it can just hear you anywhere?

( Alexa 今何時？ )

Dude: Yes, well everyone can hear you anyway (ok uh that a lil creepy ;-;)

( ボーナスミームの時間だよ～！ )

ABSOLUTE MADLAD!!!

( 大声じゃなくていいんだよ ) ( ボーナスミームの時間だよ～！ )

Girl: Alexa, add wrapping paper to the shopping list

( どこにいたって 僕らの声は ちゃんと聞こえるんだ )

399, that's a great price! (I'm PISSING)

( どこでも？ )

Girl: Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?

( そう みんなにも聞こえるけどね )

18 MIN-

( スッゲェかっこいい～！！！ )

No, no no OKAY

( Alexa 買い物カゴに サランラップを追加して )

That was the green screen submissions (holololol)

( 399ドル お買い得だぜ！ )

Good job *laughs*

( Alexa スプーン何本ある？ )

Give yourself a round of applause ??

( 18だ N… )

We're back with the daily uploads (good bc if you didnt upload soon, i was going to fart out my heart. And pop my right lung.)

おっと！ダメだぞ！w

I had a great time when I was away, but I'm very happy to be back :)

よぉーし！

Keep making videos

グリーンスクリーン大会の 投稿は以上！

Did you miss me (yes ??)

…グッジョブ！w

Leave a like, and if you didn't, leave a like

みんなに拍手を！

Also, be sure to leave a like (i just made 3 different accounts and liked, and now im wasting my time writing this CC that no one will read. Rip.)

また毎日投稿してくぜ

Can we get this video on trending? (COME ON SQUAD FAM)

休暇も楽しかったけど また動画作りに戻ってこれて嬉しいよ

And that's it for me for now

寂しかったか？

See you tomorrow with a new video (OH YES DADDY)

そうでない人も みんな高評価しろ

And as always

あと…高評価しろ

I'm going to go back

急上昇にのるかな？

Where I sleep ;)

今日はこのへんで！

Have a great one, have a great time everybody

明日の動画でまた会おう

And remember

それじゃ…

Leave a like

俺は帰る

If you're depressed (Felix, you have cured my depression.)

俺の寝床にな

Thank you

みんな元気でな

*i wanna sleep in that closet*

あと 忘れずに…

*evolution of le pewds*

高評価しろ

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うつ病の人もな

(why are you still here lolol bye im gonna read some smut)

ドウモ

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