字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント I don't need you anymore.... AGH Hey hows it going BRAS? What the ffuuck is good what the ffffFUCK (that voice crack) is good *Shoot himself* *finally kills himself* Welcome back to Resident Evil We're getting there That's right, we're getting there boys... And girls I don't wanna discriminate my female audience Now Apparently ... Ahh you know what, fuck it let's just go Okay what do we got here? Uhh.. we need the crank, for fucks sake So.. i read the comments.. and..uh.. appreciate the spoilers by the way that's very nice There we go.. apparently there's gonna be a choice soon.. between.. uhm.. if i should choose Mia or Zoe Uh... I would pick Zoe, y'know 100% Cuz Mia she's just a crazy fucking bitch Like I would not stick my dick in that (*-*) She's... she lost it, alright What kind of weird disease would you get I don't know Is that weird for me to comment about these things? I think it is a little weird (O_o)*Maybe* Im just being painfully uh.. uh honest okay Zoe however.. y'know We haven't seen her be fucking weird and shit actually she, ah for fuck's sake another one of these? .-. where do I go then? there better not be any fucking crocodiles and shi- there's another bridge here, okay it's a puzzle, ain't it? INNIT (ಠ⌣ಠ) I can't stop saying innit it now because of that fucking video I did with Ken Here we go We're gonna have a gun fucking ready You never know what's gonna pop up in this game Got my one ammo gun. AYE!!!!! (Laughs crazily) BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ) Hell yes! Speaking of low on ammo We can change ammo And now we have a lot more- (gasps) BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ) Hell yeah motherfucka! Alright doing pretty well so far. What do you think? You know I can't hear you if you don't fucking speak Jesus Christ (Laughs excitedly) Ah shit! BOX! (ಥ⌣ಥ) Atleast they don't fucking explode this time. I need this fucking crank all the time. It making me cranky. And there we go everybody Top of da mornin' to ya AH! Helvete! I hate these fuckers! JACKsepticeye Got'em Oh god he's not dead. There ya go. Nice little spazzy you did there. Fuck No more of these fuckers I swear to god. Okay, great, alright, alright I just- Take your time pewds you've got plenty of time Oh god Oh god Uh, running low on time Don't panic. Don't- I'm panicking a little bit Jesus Christ, everyone calm down everyone calm down What, I blocked? What the fuck? Fuuck Guys go gentle on me it's my first time. Shotgun really fucking takes care of those assholes, don't they? Oh god he's still alive-he's still alive AH!! Helvete! AAHH!! GOT'EM! Great, that went great didn't it? That went so great. Let's never do that again. Ever. Fucking ever. How's my ammo? Got plenty of ammo, got so much ammo Oh fuck I hear another one FUCK I've run out of ammo like a motherfucker I'm just gonna run for it, this is bullshit let me through, let me through, lemme through, thank you Bitches, you ain't worth it Alright? Plus I have no ammo, so I have to-- AAHHH!!!! FUCK! NO, don't die now Are you fucking kidding me? hey how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? That's great. Close that fucking door. Thank you, jesus fucking christ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Minecraft is a- (inaudible) Oh my god. Save sta-sta Dee dee dee dee dee *Mental breakdown* Not sure if I was supposed to run there, but we did it That was pretty fucking stressful, jesus. Ge- ge- jack- Aye! look at that Thank you game for finally giving me fucking shit! Can't make anything. Great. Well I have solid fuel I know I have it. BAOOX!! ಠ_ರೃ The shotgun is the fucking best in this game I swear to god Do we have everything we need? And, here we go. How's everyone doin'? Top of da moasrs *Nice english* New area. Oh my god! It's the girls! How ya doin' ladies? Zoe! Are you okay? You look like you're about to shit yourself girl I mean Mia, how ya doin? heh, heh, heh okay, don't do any crazy shit. I'm tired of you doing crazy shit, alright? It's fucking annoying. Don't make me regret this, Mia. Momma Mia, pizzeria. Am I right? Go- YES! Wait, is that not mine? Can I not grab that? Aw, come on man. Alright what do you- And give me the--do this and do that. Jesus christ How bout' a "hey, thanks for saving my life out there." Going through demons and shit. How bout' that? "Gimi thi sirim simpli" Fucking bitch... Alright we got that. And then we got that, alright. There ya go. I don't think we have the rest. Do we have to go back all the way? Naaah That'd be annoying. Huh- Give me the serum ingredients There you go, have fun with this Alright, I wanna see how you make this. What the fuck are you doing down there? (Laughs) Yeah... The fuck did you just do? You fucking weird little drug girl, okay? You know what? One of those is mine Oh, Whoah!