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  • I don't need you anymore....

  • AGH

  • Hey hows it going BRAS?

  • What the ffuuck is good

  • what the ffffFUCK (that voice crack) is good

  • *Shoot himself*

  • *finally kills himself*

  • Welcome back to Resident Evil

  • We're getting there

  • That's right, we're getting there boys...

  • And girls

  • I don't wanna discriminate my female audience

  • Now

  • Apparently ...

  • Ahh you know what, fuck it let's just go

  • Okay what do we got here?

  • Uhh.. we need the crank, for fucks sake

  • So.. i read the comments.. and..uh..

  • appreciate the spoilers by the way that's very nice

  • There we go..

  • apparently there's gonna be a choice soon..

  • between.. uhm..

  • if i should choose Mia or Zoe

  • Uh... I would pick Zoe, y'know

  • 100%

  • Cuz Mia she's just a crazy fucking bitch

  • Like I would not stick my dick in that (*-*)

  • She's... she lost it, alright

  • What kind of weird disease would you get

  • I don't know

  • Is that weird for me to comment about these things?

  • I think it is a little weird (O_o)*Maybe*

  • Im just being painfully uh.. uh honest okay

  • Zoe however..

  • y'know

  • We haven't seen her be fucking weird and shit

  • actually she, ah for fuck's sake another one of these? .-.

  • where do I go then?

  • there better not be any fucking crocodiles and shi-

  • there's another bridge here, okay

  • it's a puzzle, ain't it?

  • INNIT (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • I can't stop saying innit it now

  • because of that fucking video I did with Ken

  • Here we go

  • We're gonna have a gun fucking ready

  • You never know what's gonna pop up in this game

  • Got my one ammo gun.

  • AYE!!!!!

  • (Laughs crazily)

  • BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • Hell yes!

  • Speaking of low on ammo

  • We can change ammo

  • And now we have a lot more-

  • (gasps)

  • BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • Hell yeah motherfucka!

  • Alright doing pretty well so far.

  • What do you think?

  • You know I can't hear you if you don't fucking speak

  • Jesus Christ

  • (Laughs excitedly)

  • Ah shit!

  • BOX! (ಥ⌣ಥ)

  • Atleast they don't fucking explode this time.

  • I need this fucking crank all the time.

  • It making me cranky.

  • And there we go everybody

  • Top of da mornin' to ya

  • AH! Helvete!

  • I hate these fuckers!

  • JACKsepticeye

  • Got'em

  • Oh god he's not dead.

  • There ya go.

  • Nice little spazzy you did there.

  • Fuck

  • No more of these fuckers I swear to god.

  • Okay, great, alright, alright I just-

  • Take your time pewds you've got plenty of time

  • Oh god

  • Oh god

  • Uh, running low on time

  • Don't panic.

  • Don't- I'm panicking a little bit

  • Jesus Christ, everyone calm down

  • everyone calm down

  • What, I blocked?

  • What the fuck?

  • Fuuck

  • Guys go gentle on me it's my first time.

  • Shotgun really fucking takes care of those assholes, don't they?

  • Oh god he's still alive-he's still alive

  • AH!!

  • Helvete!

  • AAHH!!

  • GOT'EM!

  • Great, that went great didn't it? That went so great.

  • Let's never do that again.

  • Ever.

  • Fucking ever.

  • How's my ammo?

  • Got plenty of ammo, got so much ammo

  • Oh fuck I hear another one

  • FUCK

  • I've run out of ammo like a motherfucker

  • I'm just gonna run for it, this is bullshit

  • let me through, let me through, lemme through, thank you

  • Bitches, you ain't worth it

  • Alright?

  • Plus I have no ammo, so I have to--

  • AAHHH!!!!

  • FUCK!

  • NO, don't die now

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

  • hey how you doing?

  • How you doing?

  • How you doing?

  • That's great.

  • Close that fucking door.

  • Thank you, jesus fucking christ

  • JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

  • Minecraft is a- (inaudible)

  • Oh my god.

  • Save sta-sta

  • Dee dee dee dee dee *Mental breakdown*

  • Not sure if I was supposed to run there, but we did it

  • That was pretty fucking stressful, jesus.

  • Ge- ge- jack-

  • Aye! look at that

  • Thank you game for finally giving me fucking shit!

  • Can't make anything. Great.

  • Well I have solid fuel I know I have it.

  • BAOOX!! ಠ_ರೃ

  • The shotgun is the fucking best in this game

  • I swear to god

  • Do we have everything we need?

  • And, here we go.

  • How's everyone doin'?

  • Top of da moasrs *Nice english*

  • New area.

  • Oh my god!

  • It's the girls!

  • How ya doin' ladies?

  • Zoe! Are you okay?

  • You look like you're about to shit yourself girl

  • I mean Mia, how ya doin?

  • heh, heh, heh

  • okay, don't do any crazy shit.

  • I'm tired of you doing crazy shit, alright?

  • It's fucking annoying.

  • Don't make me regret this, Mia.

  • Momma Mia, pizzeria. Am I right?

  • Go-

  • YES!

  • Wait, is that not mine?

  • Can I not grab that?

  • Aw, come on man.

  • Alright what do you-

  • And give me the--do this and do that. Jesus christ

  • How bout' a "hey, thanks for saving my life out there."

  • Going through demons and shit.

  • How bout' that?

  • "Gimi thi sirim simpli" Fucking bitch...

  • Alright we got that.

  • And then we got that, alright.

  • There ya go.

  • I don't think we have the rest.

  • Do we have to go back all the way?

  • Naaah

  • That'd be annoying.

  • Huh- Give me the serum ingredients

  • There you go, have fun with this

  • Alright, I wanna see how you make this.

  • What the fuck are you doing down there?

  • (Laughs)

  • Yeah...

  • The fuck did you just do?

  • You fucking weird little drug girl, okay?

  • You know what?

  • One of those is mine

  • Oh, Whoah!

  • Whoah, whoah what the-

  • Uh

  • The legend of Zelda called they want their boss back, what the fuck?

  • What the fuck are we in the cocora tree? What the hell is this?

  • What the f-

  • What the fuck is this

  • Well that went pretty good, didn't it?

  • That went pretty great

  • Okay, we got one.

  • I guess we got to get all of them.

  • Fucks Sake

  • (Pewds runs out of things to say, Helvete maybe)

  • Got em'

  • GOT EM'

  • Come on. show me your eye.

  • Got em'

  • Ah shit, he follows me.

  • So you got to shoot the pulsing eyes.

  • Nice. You hold still.

  • Uh... There was a box up here, I swear. I saw a box.

  • Are you dead yet!?

  • Oh, there's a box.

  • Ah fuck.

  • There's the eye, isn't it.

  • Come on, show me your ball.

  • I appreciate the invite, but I'm not interested.

  • I'm really not.

  • It's cool. Hey! Hey!

  • Ah, ugh... Fuck you man.

  • BOX!

  • There we go.

  • Now where were we?

  • I need to shoot like... Oh god.

  • Got em'

  • I think he had just one left.

  • I don't know where it is though.

  • Where the fuck is his eye?

  • Ah jeez. ah, this is bad.

  • I'm not scared. *Nervously laughs*

  • You look so sexy.

  • I've done this before when I was fourteen alright.

  • I think I know how to beat this boss.

  • No!

  • Stop moving so fucking much!

  • No fucking way I'm out of ammo right now. Shit.

  • YES!

  • Got em'!

  • Is there anymore eyes!?

  • Enough with the fucking eyes!

  • Oh, there is one isn't it.

  • Nope. Alright. I'm going to get out of here. Because I don't like him.

  • *Monster Cries*

  • Ah, fuck.

  • Ah, this is bad. ah blip.

  • Uh... don't mind me.

  • Okay, great.

  • Good for you.

  • Good for you buddy.

  • Show me that pretty eye again.

  • Okay, that's great.

  • Please be dead.

  • Please be dead.

  • I'm really low on ammo. It would be great if you died now.

  • Thank you.

  • Appreciate it.

  • Hey. We did it.

  • Get it. Because of the eyes.

  • Hilarious.

  • I haven't been to Japan though.

  • Hey, it's Zoe.

  • *M Night Shyamalan plot twist*

  • Are you kidding me.

  • Are you fucking kidding me!?

  • How are you not dead?

  • No, I'm not wasting it.

  • That's real nice.

  • Ha Hey.

  • Oh no, now we only have one serum.

  • Yes

  • Umm, this is going to be awkward. So, you're right, now we only have one.

  • Fuck

  • Also, ah damn, there was a box and.

  • Yeaaaahhh! Aha.

  • Yeah. Ahaha. BOX! *Fails miserably*

  • *Fails miserably* X2

  • BOX!

  • *Sad whimper*

  • BOX!

  • Alright, I almost missed a bunch of boxes.

  • (It's expected of you at this point Pewds)

  • Good one.

  • That was fun, I liked that boss fight.

  • Hey. A boat and everything. How are you all doing?

  • Alright.

  • I mean.You... You literally just said.

  • So. Uh now I choose between Zoe and uh Mia.

  • I assume that.

  • Uh, you know. Who's hotter?

  • Okay, uh.

  • eenie

  • Meenie

  • Miney

  • Moe

  • Catch a...

  • Oh god, Edgar just farted.

  • Okay, I'll go with Mia.

  • I don't. I mean. I don't...

  • Alright.

  • *Nonchalantly* Okay.

  • Bon Voyage.

  • *Voice crack* Alright.

  • Well, you know. I'll send you a post card then. How about that.

  • Post card?

  • How's that?

  • Great.

  • Hey Mia, you want a sweater? You cold.

  • Guess what. Don't care.

  • Got em'

  • I think most of the comments were like. You should pick Mia, so I was like, alright fine.

  • I probably would have picked Mia. I mean, we came for her anyway.

  • Like that was the reason we went.

  • Like, we don't know much about Zoe at all.

  • Like, it wouldn't really make much sense to pick Zoe.

  • I think it's more of a choice you kinda go with.

  • Uh, if you replay the game or some shit like that.

  • I don't know.

  • Oh god, you look so creepy.*cold sweat*

  • Girls. You say one wrong thing and it's like... Nope.

  • Oh god.

  • Oh god, what the fuck is that?

  • (Obviously an airplane)

  • Ah jeez, I hate abandoned boats.

  • They're fucking terrifying.

  • Ah god no.

  • *crash sfx*

  • No.

  • NOO!

  • Ah... Fuck.

  • God. Fucking. Dammit.

  • God. Dammit.

  • Cthulhu. That's what turned everyone.

  • Ah Jeez. What's this?

  • Playing a memory now aren't I?

  • No. I'm on dry land.

  • We're playing as Mia.

  • Thanks for the reflection there so we know.

  • I didn't just suddenly reverse puberty.

  • That's good.

  • Alright, back to the basics.

  • Games like to do this.

  • They build you up, and then knock you down.

  • Right before the finale.

  • Motherfuckers.

  • Everytime.

  • Pretty cool area.

  • That's uh...

  • Is that me?

  • Is that how I look like?

  • Damn Ethan, you don't look too good.

  • Well. The Demon has Ethan now.

  • Nothing we can do about it.

  • It would be funny if we went through all this shit.

  • To save this girl right.

  • And then as soon as anything happens to us.

  • It's like. Ah well...

  • I guess I suppose I gotta go. I mean, I've been here three years.

  • That's a long time.

  • *Pewds imitates Mia's grunting noise*

  • Well, we're going in the boat.

  • Just what I wanted. Just what I wanted.

  • Trust me.

  • This is exactly what I want with my life.

  • Going inside abandoned creepy ass boats.

  • That's just the best isn't it?

  • Oh god, It's even worse on the inside than I thought.

  • *Eerie sfx*

  • Oh my god. Uck.

  • Oh my god.

  • Ech.

  • Disgusting.

  • I wonder if the boat has anything to do with like what happened to the family.

  • That would make sense.

  • Maybe the dad found like..

  • Some weird Russian experiments.

  • *another eerie sfx and a flashback*

  • What?

  • *Professionally* Sorry, my ass is itchy.

  • Okay.

  • It was a memory Mia.

  • It was a memory.

  • Ope.

  • I like how there's a flashlight in my eyes.

  • (You should get that checked)

  • Love when that happens.

  • K, I guess we go up.

  • Up, up, up, to the top...

  • I'm just trying to fucking see.

  • Oh my god, not moist monsters.

  • Faak

  • This is the moistiest game I have ever played.*not even wet game compare?*

  • What do you think?

  • (Interesting word choice)

  • Name one moistier game than this one.

  • Moistier is not a word?

  • (Well, uh, technically nah.)

  • I think it is after you've played this game

  • Hello

  • What have we got? Give me something. A gun. Anything.

  • Fuck.

  • *another flashback sfx*

  • Whoa

  • (crazy-shit girl)

  • Oh.

  • Okay.

  • I was like, where should I go? And the game was like, you're welcome.

  • Wow, what a great way to go.

  • Creepy corridors

  • People like to get in your face. And you're like. Hey, what up.

  • It's your boy.

  • ETHAN BRADBERRY

  • *In the distance* "Slammmminnn!"

  • Anything here? Nope.

  • Anything here?

  • Yes.

  • Anything down?

  • Down we go.

  • Yuck

  • Yuck, yuck, yuck. Oh god, it's saving.

  • Autosave always means bad news in video games.

  • At least horror games.

  • Could there be guns here?

  • Oh my god! Dude!

  • You fucking little weirdo.

  • He must have been hiding from something.

  • Great.

  • Something pleasant I'm sure.

  • This one... That's not how you take a shit, but you were pretty close.

  • Pretty close buddy.

  • Don't do that again.

  • Okay, we're fine.

  • Hey, a shower would be nice.

  • Shouldn't you be looking for Ethan?

  • She's inside me.

  • Well, I guess that's what happens when you fuck people.*shouldnt it be the other way around*

  • This way please.

  • *wind sfx*

  • Oh. Wow. Okay.

  • Wasn't expecting this.

  • Fucking hell.

  • Okay.

  • Can we go anywhere from here?

  • Okay, we can.

  • Hey look.

  • It's Annabelle.

  • Typical boat name.

  • That looks like us.

  • Doesn't it.

  • It does look like us.

  • Okay, well that makes me feel a little safer.

  • Like, I don't know... what's wrong with girls?

  • Little tiny girls. They are so creepy and weird.

  • Like, we should all just send them off.

  • You know, somewhere.

  • So they can't hurt anyone.

  • I don't like it.

  • I don't like em' alright.

  • I'm going to be honest. I don't like them.

  • Creepy and weird.

  • Ah jeez

  • This place looks cool though.

  • *creepy-ass moist sound*

  • Can you guys shut the fuck up.

  • Oh god. It's all. Not...

  • My new shoes.

  • Dammit.

  • How do I get out?

  • Oh. there we go.

  • Fucking making me walk through this god damn maze.

  • Hey, there you are.

  • Yeah, I know. Well, I fucking lied alright.

  • Those are not even guchi boots.

  • I'll go this way.

  • I'll go this way.

  • Apparently, there's a lot...

  • Ah jeez.

  • Hey, it's a box everybody.

  • Can't break it though.

  • Could there be guns in here perhaps.

  • Hey, it's a herb everybody.

  • It's been preserved so well.

  • Everything else is rotten. but.

  • You know it's some good. Good. Oh god.

  • What is happening over there?

  • I do not... Oh fuck.

  • I need to find a gun fast.

  • Shit.

  • I don't have a fucking gun.

  • Fuck off honestly.

  • Hey look it's me. Oh wait, it's just trash.

  • Dammit.

  • Oh. What the fuck!?

  • Oh my god.

  • What the hell man. I don't have a fucking gun.

  • Like honestly fuck off.

  • Can I hide at least.

  • What the hell.

  • I mean. They wouldn't put a box here unless they gave me a knife or some shit.

  • For fucks sake.

  • That thing just patrols?

  • I guess we need a... Ah fuck.

  • This is really bad.

  • What about in here?

  • Maybe there's a gun here.

  • Nope, just demons.

  • Just demons everyone. No big deal.

  • I don't like this.

  • You know?

  • Motherfucker!

  • CLOSE! (I think)

  • Oh ho ho ha my god.

  • Oh thank god, a save.

  • Ah Jesus Christ.

  • Thank god for doors.

  • Man. Thank fucking God for doors.

  • *Grunt*

  • *High pitched whisper* Save Station.

  • *High pitched whisper* Gotta love my save...

  • Oh hey buddy.

  • There it is!

  • That's what I want.

  • What do we want!

  • A gun with two ammos!

  • Fuck. Two ammo.

  • Fucking two ammo shots.

  • That's all we get.

  • You only get one shot. Do not miss the chance.

  • Where'd he go?

  • Oh helveta (Hell)

  • (Something Fan) Devil

  • Okay, well I blew it.

  • I blew it.

  • I blew it.

  • I admit I blew it.

  • That's fine.

  • That's fine

  • It's fine.

  • Uh, as long as you run.

  • Nothing bad will ever happen.

  • Oh my god.

  • Alright that's fine.

  • Let's just go in here and see what happens.

  • Alright the door is closed.

  • You're not.

  • OW! Helveta (Hell) you fucking asshole.

  • Oh! Javlar(Devils) Oh okay, well that's fine.

  • Okay.

  • That's fine.

  • You know what. It's fine.

  • I feel great.

  • You're not welcome in here motherfucker.

  • That's right moist monsters.

  • Hey, there's a fuse. Alright, I'll take it.

  • Uh... Thank you sir.

  • Would you mind if I uh...

  • lick your titties?

  • Okay, I won't do that then.

  • Alright. Hey uh. How you doing?

  • Okay, you're in there too. That's great.

  • Dude, it's like a whole family party in here.

  • I didn't know.

  • I didn't know. I didn't know man.

  • You know, I'm going to go in here and cry a little bit.

  • Ah. You're not invited!

  • What did I say?

  • What did I say?

  • What did I say?

  • Yeah, you stay in there and think about what you've done.

  • Alright, now just let me put this fucking thing in here.

  • And I'm the fuck out of here.

  • Alright, I'm going to get the fuck out.

  • *Rising scream*

  • *Sigh* We did it.

  • *Laughs*

  • That was stressful.

  • My god.

  • Okay, well we have...

  • Pretty much nothing.

  • Going for us right now.

  • I think we can make a health pack.

  • That's good.

  • Sounds like a...

  • demon is in there. so I'm not going there right now.

  • Should we open just this...?

  • It's locked anyway.

  • *Sigh*

  • I feel so defenseless.

  • Fucking sexism man.

  • Just cause I'm playing as a girl doesn't mean...

  • Top of the mornin' to ya

  • Alright.

  • Ah jeez.

  • Oh there's a TV in here.

  • How is the electricity running in this fucking place?

  • You know what. I shouldn't...

  • *Gets scared* You fucking asshole!

  • Listen. I'm not going to watch Grown Ups 2 with you.

  • It's a shit movie.

  • I don't care how much you love it.

  • Fine.

  • Alright fine.

  • Get it over with.

  • This truly is a horror game.

  • Making me watch Adam Sandler movies.

  • God dammit.

  • Is this another one of those where I have to play.

  • I have to play the cutscene or whatever.

  • I don't like that.

  • It scares me alright.

  • I wanna be... I wanna feel safe,

  • *Pewds imitates viewer* But, it's a horror game Pewds.

  • I know.

  • I know

  • God dammit.

  • Who the fuck are you?

  • Hey, he has the same apple watch.

  • So that's the bottle we were carrying.

  • Hey. a box.

  • Whoa!

  • P90?

  • Ninety?

  • A knife.

  • Dude, I'm a fucking...

  • I'm a boss.

  • I drink sauce.

  • You drink sauce?

  • Alright.

  • You hang tight buddy.

  • You hang tight.

  • Ima shoot some fucking little girls.

  • Where the fuck...

  • We have a lot of ammo.

  • I don't like that.

  • It's cozy now though. I like it.

  • Target acquired.

  • The numbers display... Okay

  • Oh fuck. It's locked from there.

  • Hey, we got some supplements.

  • Oh, here we go.

  • Okay.

  • She's vomiting!?

  • Well, she needs to stop doing that.

  • Not right now Alan.

  • So the moist is her vomit.

  • What the fuck did you drink last night?

  • Oh. So I get it. This is just her vomit.

  • It's not actually her.

  • My bad.

  • There they are.

  • *clumsy shooting sound*

  • Not so close please.

  • Thank you.

  • Man, that's some ugly ass vomit.

  • Man.

  • Oh my god, I gotta sneeze.

  • *Cow noise*

  • Shit.

  • Hey look, it's her.

  • Can you stop vomiting?

  • God.

  • Ah dammit.

  • She leave anything here?

  • We could just take the stairs.

  • Hey.

  • Drugs.

  • My favorite. There's the stairs.

  • I want to keep looting a lil bit.

  • Is this video sponsored by apple watch or some shit?

  • Like

  • Wait.

  • Where's the stairs.

  • Is this not it?

  • Oh ok.

  • Elevate...

  • Oh god.

  • What is that?

  • Oh Jeez.

  • Dude.

  • That's cool. I was going down anyway.

  • *Laughs*

  • Oh. I love that shit.

  • Everything is awesome.

  • Everything is cool when you're part of the brrt.

  • I'm not a big fan of this place.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • There's vomit everywhere.

  • Ayy. It's you.

  • Thank you.

  • Appreciate it.

  • There's bound to be more where that came from.

  • I don't know if the television...

  • Ah god dammit.

  • Oh, this is a big one.

  • Block that bitch.

  • Got em'!

  • I feel strong motherfucker.

  • Oh god.

  • What's happening?

  • Can't kill me.

  • That's right motherfucker.

  • Hey.

  • Remote bomb?

  • What the fuck is that?

  • A bomb that can be detonated by remote control

  • Press square to detonate it.

  • What.

  • That's awesome.

  • Let's use it.

  • That's one, I want to use it on two of them.

  • How are you going to get down here boy?

  • How's you plan... Oh shit, the stairs.

  • Got em'

  • Moist monsters.

  • Ba bu bum bu duh (Transformers in disguise jingle)

  • How you doing buddy?

  • London.

  • Get on it.

  • Okay.

  • Fuck. I feel like I'm wa... It's so linear this part.

  • It's fucking annoying.

  • Alright great. She's nearby.

  • Alan. I'm busy.

  • Melt.

  • You gotta a blow torch and a Furby?

  • Let's go crazy man.

  • BOX!

  • What do we got?

  • Jumpscare in 3

  • 2

  • 1

  • Nevermind

  • Oh, how about that.

  • What is this?

  • Corrosives?

  • Thanks game.

  • So is my ass if you know wha...

  • I'm sorry. Okay, uh...

  • Nice.

  • I guess we can open the other doors now if we feel like going back.

  • Because we have three of them, but...

  • Oh. She's our daughter?

  • Oh.

  • Yeah.

  • And stop vomiting.

  • It's fucking annoying.

  • Where is she?

  • Oh, there she is.

  • Don't Don't...

  • Motherfucker.

  • Ah Jeez.

  • Yes.

  • Good talk.

  • Ah perfect.

  • Ah come on. Ah come on man.

  • Alright.

  • Why not?

  • Alright. It's time to go boom.

  • Ah. For fucks sake, it just crippled him.

  • Ah. Just let me past.

  • Thank you.

  • Ain't nobody got time for you guys.

  • What a waste.

  • What a waste of a beautiful bomb.

  • Alright. Which way?

  • Alright. Let's go in here.

  • I don't know. Trying to stay fucking calm right now.

  • All this shit going down.

  • We got herbs. We got guns.

  • More bombs. Hell yeah.

  • And more corrosives.

  • Perfect.

  • Excellent.

  • More shit? I'll take it.

  • Take all the shit I can get.

  • Guess I got to shoot you.

  • Thank you.

  • Good to see you, buddy.

  • I'm going to skip you.

  • Not this shit again.

  • Ah Jeez, this is awkward.

  • Listen.

  • Ah what the fuck. I couldn't block.

  • Oh Jeez. this is bad.

  • Got em'

  • *Laughs*

  • Fuck, fuck, fuck, go, go, go.

  • *High pitched* Bye!

  • Yeah!

  • Fucking PewDiePie

  • Alright. Ah shi...

  • Italian: Vaffanculo (Fuck Off)

  • Excellent. Just what I needed.

  • God dammit. I'm playing a memory right?

  • I forgot I did that.

  • Uh... Which way?

  • Doesn't tell me.

  • This is where Alan was right?

  • Oh, for fucks sake. Where'd he go?

  • Thanks Alan.

  • Why are we the only ones left on this fucking ship?

  • We already looted everything here.

  • There should be a door. Yeah, yeah. I remember.

  • Alright here we go.

  • Beautiful.

  • I want these.

  • Hey bombs.

  • I'll take them.

  • Oh Jeez.

  • Whoa ho ho ho. That's awesome.

  • Fuck yeah.

  • Alright, here's another one.

  • Didn't I unlock it?

  • Oh, fucks sake, I thought it was a door.

  • Okay, I guess... Maybe we can go here now.

  • Nope.

  • Okay, not cool man.

  • He Hey, look at that.

  • No! Another one spawned? For fucks sake.

  • God dammit.

  • I thought I was going to blow up the door.

  • What a fucking waste.

  • Fuck, I don't know where to go.

  • Oh my god. There's a fucking thing here.

  • Uh, it took me forever. Come on.

  • Hey.

  • Back at it again.

  • (Don't you dare say it. I will not subtitle it.)

  • Alright, wheres the stairs.

  • Where's the god damn stairs.

  • There they are. That should have been... should have been obvious.

  • Hey everyone.

  • (Hey)

  • Let's just go straight at it. Don't we.

  • Why don't we. Why shall we.

  • (Woo Hoo. I hit the 40 minute mark. 5 hours in the making)

  • Getting tired of this game Mia.

  • Target acquired motherfucker.

  • Gonna spray you.

  • That's probably a bad idea.

  • We have anything in here?

  • I don't want to keep looking for stuff right now.

  • Just go for it.

  • Hey, it's Alan.

  • Bye. Oh shit.

  • Yeah, how'd you get here?

  • God damn your face is ugly.

  • *Pewds laughs sadistically*

  • Ah Jeez

  • Ew, ew, ew

  • Don't touch me.

  • EWwww

  • Careful who you call a bitch in highschool.

  • Oh my god.

  • It reminds me of FEAR so much. That whole video game.

  • Alright we did it.

  • No we didn't. No. We're dead. We're dead.

  • We're fucking dead.

  • Ew

  • Ah. For fucks sake. Goddammit. Ugh.

  • It's everywhere now.

  • Ah, still got my gun.

  • Hell yeah motherfucker.

  • Alright Mia.

  • Or whatever your name is. Eveline.

  • Getting real tired of this shit.

  • We're watching a movie inside a movie. Yeah, why not.

  • You going to press play or what?

  • What are you doing?

  • It' me.

  • We're recording it now.

  • Yeah?

  • Oh shit.

  • And let's just tweet that out.

  • Like, who the fuck is Ethan in this equation? Just a boyfriend.

  • Just random boyfriend?

  • Who picked the wrong girlfriend?

  • Ah Jeez.

  • Oh my god.

  • Alright, I get it. You don't...

  • This is so like FEAR.

  • Like straight up.

  • Oh my god.

  • Whoa!

  • Whoa ho ho ho

  • Oh my god!

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Oh no.

  • That's bad. That's real.That's bad everyone. That's a bad.

  • Oh look, we left our body.

  • We'll be together forever.

  • God damn, I hate little girls. They're the worst.

  • The worst.

  • Ech

  • Ugh.

  • Disgusting!

  • I think it's time we end that episode there.

  • It's going to be the last episode next one.

  • So eeh I'll see you tomorrow.

  • With a final episode.

  • What's going to happen?

  • I don't know.

  • But, it's pretty good.

  • I hope you enjoyed this episode. Leave a like if you did.

  • And as always, thank you so much for watching.

  • Stay awesome bros.

  • Ah Jeez, sorry.

  • I guess there was a little more.

  • Jesus!

  • What a fuckin bi...

I don't need you anymore....

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