Hey Swedish man here do you want some "skratta"?

スウェーデンボーイ参上だぜ お前ら“skratta”したいかァ？

come then [wierd "skratt"]

任せろ

welcome to "You Laugh You Lose"

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜HA☆HA☆HA☆

YouTube's favorite show!!

「笑ったら負け」にようこそ！

yes yes - ah, we don't do the clapping on this one. That's...

YouTubeで一番のショーだ！

[depression.mp4]

やったね！

let's see how the other video did...

おっと この動画じゃ 拍手はナシだったな

de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de

先週の動画の結果は～？？

they're all demonetized!

( ´∀｀)＜ﾃﾞﾚﾚﾚﾃﾞﾚﾚﾚ…

oh, another company claimed the whole video because of a two-second clip

全て 非収益化～！

aw, that's great !!1!

たった2秒の動画のせいで また著作権で訴えられたゾォ～！

that's fine because I especially -

素晴らしいね！！

I don't like earning money,

全然大丈夫さ！だって…

but I especially like when my money goes to someone else

金を稼ぐのは嫌いだが

t h a t ' s h o w I l i k e it

稼いだ金が誰かに奪われるのは 大好きなんだ！

And in that honor, and in that fashion

と～ってもね！

we are going to have

というわけで これからは “俺の動画”じゃなくて…

OUR video - that's right - it's OUR video now

”みんなの動画”と呼ぼう！

C Y K A B L Y A T

コレは みんなの動画さ！

[Soviet national anthem ;)]

“SUKA BLYAT!!!" ( クソッタレが！！ )

edition.

ロシアシリーズ！

that's right!

やったね！

in honor of this new YouTube

YouTube万歳！

your video is my YouTube, my revenue is your revenue

お前の動画は俺のもの 俺の収益はお前のもの

please do enjoy - and have a good time

どうぞ 楽しんでくれ

why earn money, when other people can have that money?!

金を得るのは自分じゃないのに 何故 金を稼ぐ？

YES! - more people should have more money !

そう！

that's right - people who work for money

金は皆で分け合うものなのさ！

should not have money

そうさ！

what are you stOUpid? it's OUR money

金を得るのは 働いた人じゃない

shall we start the video or should I just keep ranting about communism [laughing]

当たり前だろォ？ “みんなの金”なんだから！

- alright

動画始めようか？それとも ずっと共産主義の悪口言ってようか？

tech-technology 2016 [laughing]

よし

wait, is there more?

テクノリ…？

oh there is - great

「2016年のテクノロジー」

why is he walking like that?

まだあるのか…？

you can tell here immediately that russia

まだあるわ

is at least 20 years ahead of america - finally

歩き方どうなってんだよww

this is some hidden footage that has not yet been released

コレを見れば歴然だろ

we'll see here who can do it faster...

ロシアの技術はアメリカの 20年も先を行ってるって

DAMN IT

コレは世に出てない 秘密の実験動画なんだ

DAM IT - we were so close

転んでる…w

we have not perfected it yet but we are getting there

どっちが先に立てるかな？

it's all in the details don't worry

畜生！w

it's just a legality issue

おしかったのになぁ！ww

omg - I've seen this one

完璧ではないが 近い所まできてる

Translation: (in a joking manner) Are you ok [lying on the ice]?

あとは細かい修正だけだ

[is everything fine?]

あと法的な問題だけだから…

[huh?]

コレ見たことある！

[is everything fine?]

うっわ… ( 大丈夫ですか？ )

Yeah.

「ｵ゛ｫｫ」しか言わないんだw

[fine]

( 大丈夫ですか？ )

- Are you fishing?

( 釣りを…？ )

- Yeah, I'm fishing(gibberish)

氷の上で寝るやつがあるか

[yeah, I'm fishing]

何やってんだ？

- Well then, keep on fishing.

湖の上で寝てんだよな…ww

[well then, keep on fishing]

ロシアで稀に見られるセイウチだ

- Are you able to catch any fish at least

なかなか会えないんだぞ

[does the fish bite?]

すごい光景だ

- Uhuh

すごい文化だ

[yeah]

“白人にだって文化はある”

*indistinct grumbling*

うっわwwww

yOU CAN'T JUST SLEEP ON THE SNOW, RUSSIA - please

オイ気を付けろ！

what are you doing??

wwwww

it's on a lake! he's sleeping -

誰か 頭持ってやれよ！

a rare russian walrus

うわ…

you don't see those everyday

ロシアの平均IQ いくつだ？

what a sight.

少なくとも…

what a culture

70以上？

who said white people don't have culture?

すまん 全員こうって 言ってるわけじゃないよ

[drunken russian mumbling]

ちょっとした冗談だよ 楽しもうぜ なァ？

*hits head*

( Barsik おりてらっしゃい )

[ah BLyAt'!]

「こっちおいで 愛する子よ」

[ah blYaT']!

( 誰か 長いコードをくれ )

[ah BLyAt'!]

なにこれ…

[ah BLyAt- ah bly-]

( それで猫を引っ張っておろすから )

*hits head again*

( どうやって？ )

[ah BLyAt!]

( ロープをくれ 見せてやるから )

[ah BLyAt!]

「ロープくれたら見せてやる…」

oh! not again! not again!

( 他には？ )

[ah BLyAt!]

( これだけでいい )

[ayh BLyAt!]

コイツは何者なんだ？

[ayh BLyAt!]

( オイ 危ないぞ！ )

(and again)

よくやった…

someone hold his head up!

( たぶん2階の窓かな… )

please

たぶんな

[ah BLyAt!]

( ボトル返して！ )

[ah BLyAt!]

「ボトル返して！」

[aAYye]

( 何？ )

what is the average IQ in russia?

( やめて )

it must be at least over... 70

( 今度は紙でやるから )

sorry, I don't mean to generalize, of course

( 下は私の窓なのよ )

we are just having fun here, guys. We are just having a little laugh

「下は私の窓…」w

come here, my beloved son

( やったぞ！ )

what is this..?

何がしたいの…？

who is this dude?is this, like, russian -

あの猫 何やってんだ

good job.

( ひっぱりおろせ！ )

he thinks

あ…いけそう？

give back my bottle-

( このクソ猫 落ちろよ！ )

what is the plan?

( 気を付けろ 落ちるぞ！ )

wha - what is that cat doing?

やめてよ 猫ちゃんが…

oH! oh that's not bad.

お願い

no! poor cat!

( 他に何かあるか？ )

please

「フライパンくらいしか無い」

i have only a pan to offer

( 肉切り包丁か 斧は？ )

everyone have an axe..?

「斧 持ってるか？」

she just... brought an axe?

斧 持ってんの…？

yeah, everyone has an axe. right?

誰でも斧くらい持ってるよな！

right?

だろ？

of course.

当然だ

oh no.

うわぁ…

okay... ehh timber?

マジか…

OH NO

“Oh Geez!"

I don't know if I can laugh or not cuz I don't know if the cat is ok or not

お…倒れるぞ！

ay aY AY AY!

(；ﾟДﾟ)＜うっわ！

WOAH

まずい！

HE'S FINE

( 木が燃えてる！ )

the cat is fine.

笑っても良いのか分からん 猫が無事なのか分からんから

ok now we can use this clip.

( Barsik 落ち着いて！ )

what is his job???

オイオイオイオイ！！

Translation: [little chicks? how cute!]

うわっ！

this is too - this is too innocent [lalalalalallaaa]

無事だ！

[woah, what is that?]

猫は無事だ！

[hmm, I need to go check this out]

よし…この映像は使っても良いな

[there's no one here]

「これからどうするの？」

can someone translate this?? (yeah)

( 家に帰って寝るよ )

[let's go check it out]

コイツ誰だよ！？

[what do we have here?]

( 鳥さんだ！カワイイね )

[hmmm, looks like someone lives in here]

純粋すぎる…

[ok, I'm crawling farther eeehh]

( おっ アレはなんだ )

what is he doing?

( 入って確かめよう！ )

[HMMM, where am I?]

( よし 誰もいない… )

[here is a dead-end]

誰か 翻訳してくれ

[hmm this is just a casual doghou- WTF, WHO IS- NO!]

( 入ってみよう！ )

[GRANDMA!(and dog's name again(VARYA))]

うわ…

[GRANDMA!(and dog's name again)]

( 何があるかな )

[hell.mp4]

は…？ ( 何があるかな )

Translation: [It's good that they give you these treasure chests]

( 誰か住んでるみたいだなぁ )

what is this, a russian minecraft channel?

何が起きるんだ… ( 誰か住んでるみたいだなぁ )

[BLYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!]

( もう少し 奥に行こう )

[oh no, my mom's back]

何やってんだ？

[Mom: I'll fucking kick your ass, what the fuck, huh?]

( う～ん ここはどこだろう )

[I'll punish you blyat' what the fuck are you doing]

( 行き止まりだ )

the kid: mom Mom MOm Wha-?? MOM Oww Oww

( ただの犬小屋みたい )

[Mom: Turn this bullshit off right now, fucking sick of it already]

( うわ！何だ！誰！？だめ！ )

[but Mom!!!! OWWW]

何これ…ロシアのマイクラ実況？

yeah

( まずい ママが来る )

that's - that's cool man

( お前 はっ倒すわよ！ 何やってんの！？ )

that's cool

( 痛い！ )

that's a really cool building, by the way

( こんなもん消してやる もうたくさんよ )

BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

( でも ママ！ )

Translation: [FUCKIN GERMANS, SUKA, are crawling along BLYAT!!!!]

( 痛い！ )

[and here is a tank coming, blyat!]

ウン…

ah yes! the famous battle

スゴイね

man versus giant... bulldozer... thing.

スゴイ

[come on, blyat', you fucking Germans (meaning Nazi army)]

イイ建物だね…

an important piece of russian history.

おお！有名な戦いだな

[come on destroy that sUKA COME ON! *throws fire on tank* GOOD JOB]

人間 対 ブルドーザー…ぽいやつ

woah!

ロシア史の中でも重要な戦いだ

[caterpillar track fucked up! you fucking explode it!!]

うわっ

[AAAARGH!!

うわ 燃えてるぞ！ あの人燃えてる！

Pizdez blyat! :D]

逃げろ！

oh she - he's on fire! he's on fire!

何で気にしないんだよ！

jump out!!

燃えてんだぞ！

he doesn't even care!

インターネットが無いとこうなるんだ…

you're on fire!

ロシア軍だ

this is what happens when you don't have internet, ok?

怖いもの知らず

*Russian SWAT team warms up before raiding the club*

地球上で最も強い軍隊…ww

the russian military.

軍隊じゃないな 特殊部隊か

fearless as any

ムリ…

some of the strongest fighters on the planet

全てがアホすぎる

this is actually not the army, this is the special forces

まだあるし

I can't - it's so dumb, the whole thing

あぁ…

*Arabian Nights in Russian*

今回の「笑ったら負け」動画 一番好きかもしれない

it never ends!

多分 半分くらい使えないけど

*Arabian Nights in Russian*

でもまぁ 俺は楽しかったし

I think this is probably one of my favorite "you laugh you lose"

収益化されないだろうけど

probably we are not using half of these

みんなも楽しめたしな！

but I had a great time at least

“skratta”したら高評価 “förlora”しても高評価

most likely this won't be monetized properly, but hey!

忘れるな 笑ったら負けだ

at least we had fun, everybody

そして 負けたら笑うんだ

leave a like if you skratta leave a like if you förlora

そういうルールだ

and remember to laugh - if you laugh you lose

ご視聴ありがとう お送りしたのは…

and if you lose you laugh

PewwwwwwwDiePie!!!☆

and so on so forth

このへんで失礼するぜ！

thank you for watching, I am your host

“SUKA~~~~~”

PEEEEEEWWWWWDIEPIE

“BLYAT!!!”

and this is pewdiepie signing off

SUUUKAAAAAAA

BLYAT!

Jake Hill's Pewdiepie Outro #4:

Pewdiepie

with the Sick so win

Takin' over

YouTube

tryna get like him

Brofist

to the face

Can he keep up with the pace?

And I'm never gonna switch

Pewds: BUT CAN YOU DO THIIIiiiIIIS?!

how's it go- ing

Bro?

Gotta get it like this

When you wanna hit a flow

Grinding like hope when I pop a top and never stop

Run up in the city

and I never gonna flop

Tell me when to go

I'm like:

whenever

I'm done with this

Pass the mic to Edgar.