Not only am I a gamer

the most oppressed group on the Internet. (nothing new of course)

I'm also PewDiePie, oppressed by mainstream media, left and right.

I fought all these battles.

and here I am

getting attacked when, when I'm at the weakest.

Finally

I have met my match

T-Series is taking over. (its a hard knock life.)

it's inevitable at this point

#Pewdiepieisoverparty

Is this what oppression feels like? Is this what it means?

Then I don't like it.

Okay?

So let's look at other people being oppressed, so I can feel better about myself.

Yes of course I'm talking about...

Tumblr In Action

So we can look at other people having a hard life, and feel better about ourselves. gottem.

"Oppressed by H&M's mirrors"

THIS IS SO SAD!

"Dear H&M this image of two mirrors in your store

on the right is my normal "efrection"

*REFLECTION*

on the left you can clearly see I'm- I'm shorter and fatter"

OPPRESSION!!!

(epic meme)

Dear H&M,

as you can see from these photos, the perspective or the reflections make me look bigger if I'm closer to the object.

How does this work?

Dear H&M, can you please fix the laws of physics?

This is so sad

This kid literally brought a jug of water to class

and is just drinking out of it (stay hydrated kids)

I hate college and I hate why... *laughs*

Now the question here is:

do they hate them separately, alright?

Or do they hate them individua- or like, collectively?

Because of this person, you know, it's not really clear. Imagine- Imagine coming home from- from college,

you're still living at home,

you come in a really bad mood like *erghgehr*

Your parents are like, "honey, what happened?"

"You wouldn't believe MOM,

my day is ruined; someone drank water out of a jug". Your mom is just stay there shocked.

I hate white people too, good job.

You know, SUDDENLY, me complaining about T-Series doesn't feel so bad, what else do we have?

Becoming disabled by choice,

Trans-abled,

*Visible confusion*

What?

No

People are becoming disabled on purpose and calling themselves transable.

Why does this exist?

Who came up with this?

it's a mental illness. Yeah. It must be a mental illness...

Apple Emoji finally acknowledged that women work out, too *rocking back and forth in mental pain*

*laughs* This makes me hate the world!

*CLAP* WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

STOP IT!

This is not real. This is not real. Can we...

Oh God, it's real. Ugh...

Ugh, it makes me sick.

"Women run, lift weights and surf and-"

Oh man...

*CLAP* *CLAP*

They finally did it, guys

Apple, finally

Finally, this giant company that I buy my overpriced cellphone- phones

acknowledge the fact that women exercise.

This is a big day.

This is amazing

We truly run out of things to celebrate

I didn't know what I was gonna find today. But this is this is beautiful

Motherboard

another fantastic new media website

guess how many women

Elon Musk follows on Twitter

Hint: same number of people currently on Mars

I use Twitter for news organizations. My insta has same women as men.

This is not real

This can't be real

no no no no n-no no no n- *laughs*

Oh My god

I thought- I thought the articles of me were petty but this is just-

this is just next-level

It's not a real thing are you do a bit I can't tell a question mark

The term spirit animal is deeply religious and is- and using it is cultural appropriation

Please use "patronus" instead

*Headphone users* Mute

Okay, all right, all right, I've read it it's already made me laugh let me explain it

HART MAIN started

He was fed up with his sisters candles from being all flowery smelly

So he created man cans with candles that smell like campfire and coffee

and he made them out of soup cans

So he would donate the soup to homeless people

while still selling the kids the candles

and he sold 80,000 of them which means 80,000 people got a meal

and Tumblr's take on this is

I'm not behind this still a white boy re- boy reinforcing gender stereotypes

I don't give a CRAP how good of a person he is

I'm pretty sure there are some (r word) out there who have donated to charities or done something good

Hitler's family probably thought he was a great person

misogyny is still misogyny

Did you just compare a 17 year old boy who fed their homeless to Hitler

Tumblr: everyone is Hitler!

Pro t- Pro tip here's a- here's a pro tip for you guys, alright

This is a pro tip from the tumblr-verse

don't learn a language If you do not come from the languages bearers

i.e; don't learn French if you're not French

don't learn chinese, if you're not Chinese

don't learn Icelandic if you're not Icelandic

It just appropriates culture more

what would be ideal here

If everyone just stayed away from each other at all times. Okay

that must be a whoosh, isn't it? It's a whoosh

did I just get whooshed

It must be a joke, right? This can't be real but everything else has been real

And it's from tumblr

Tumblr can't make jokes about themselves.

Hey, they say it as well. You know, what's messed up about the cultural appropriation nonsense

It's just ridiculous. I can't tell if it's satire or sarcas-

ME NEITHER!

Well, this actually kind of makes sense

Okay. So here's the difference between social activists and social justice warriors

Social activists. "Oh, look, there's no wheelchair ramps in that building. Let's build a ramp!"

Social justice warrior: "let's persecute the people using the stairs and make them feel bad for having legs"

How dare you have legs?

Don't you see these stairs? You're not thinking about the trans-able people

How are they gonna walk up these stairs when they remove their legs, huh? You tell me. you disgusting

Look I d- I never want to pull out my "I have a comparative Women's Studies degree centered in black feminist and-

womanologist-

woman womanist?-

ideology

with a concentration in media"

Debate language out on y'all

But y'all be pushing me there

don't make her pull out her useless degree

again, Is it real is it real?

It's a comparative Women's Studies degree centered in black feminist woman- womanist

ideology with concentration in media.

I have so many questions

I'm just confused. Where are these people?

Where are they? I never see them. I just see them online

This is gender neutral this is gender neutral this is possibly the farthest away you can get from gender neutral

I just like this comment saying I'm raising my baby

chaotic neutral

Because they're the most interest

It's a vagana not feminine. Why are there so many gay men who don't date a woman

Just because she has a vagana

like that is stupid disCRIMINATION

We're so deep into social justice that being gay is now discrimination

We did it guys, we finally came full circle

Full circle and beyond!

oh my god! this video! I saw it

I think me and Ethan were the reason this video were pulled because after our video ,we reviewed it ,and it got deleted

YouTube pulls

controversial music video with graphic

homosexual sex after it racked up

700,000 views

Controversial let's s- let me see if I get it

It's a controversial video with graphic sex but it's totally normal video with the women almost naked

Dancing sensual moves then it's okay.

No, they literally eat each other's poopoo

That's controversial

Trying to make- trying to write a joke that won't offend anyone on tumblr

This is the worst point I have ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes that aren't racist to everybody

Misogynistic then you are funny. Actually.

Do you want to build a snow person?

Fine alright, maybe T series is taking over-

my chanel isn't such a big deal after all

smash subscribe so we can take over the Indians

No oppression intended